Top Ten Reasons Why Vegeta should be President
10. Wars would only last a few minutes.
9. No more taxes going to bodyguards.
8. He'd blast all the annoying world leaders.
7. We wouldnt be going through this Elian Gonzales Shit!
6. We wouldnt need Air Forces one
5. The other countires would be afraid to mess with the U.S.A.
4. His birthday would be one more day out of school!
3. All debates would only last a short time.
2. We wouldnt have to worry about anyone kicking him out of office
1. He kicks ass!

What a DBZ character would teach at night school
10. Bluma’s how to get guys to notice course
9.Goku’s eat all you want with out gaining and ounce course
8.Master Roshi’s how to get *Pictures* of women without getting caught course
7.Gohan’s how to live with a grouchy mother course
6.Trunks’ who to kill people with a sword course
5.Goten’s how to live without meet your father course
4.Zarbon’s how to crossdress course
3.Kami’s how to make your own dragonballs course
2 Krillin’s how to die and keep on coming back course
1.Vegeta’s how to get in that damn spandex course

What DBZ characters want for Christmas
10. Goku: Food and lots of it
9.Gohan: Anything but school supplies
8.Piccolo: I don’t celebrate Christmas
7.Master Roshi: A year subscription to playboy
6.Trunks: Sword polish
5. Goten: Candy
4.Bulma: Clothes
3.ChiChi: A year supply of food to feed Goku and Goten
2.Vegeta: Hair Gel
1.Chaotzu: not having little girls saying I want this doll or Tein would be very nice.

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