Health Update: The Mongolian Flu!


As your humble leader I feel it is my duty to inform you of the following health update:

Wondraism has been proven to cause the Mongolian Flu in slaves over the age of 18.

The Mongolian Flu is a chronic but rarely fatal ailment and cannot be treated with existing medicine. Now one knows where it started or how it is transmitted. Symptoms include:

· a craving for human flesh
· a tendency to nibble on one's fingers
· a tendency to nibble on other people's fingers
· twisted thought patterns
· an insatiable sex drive
· the bizarre desire to live in a tent
· a tendency to have one's tongue hanging out of one's mouth
· (in severe cases) the desire to become a Welsh hermit
· (in severe cases) the belief that one is the reincarnated spirit of Ghengis Khan
· (in 1 documented case) the desire to take over the world

If you or someone you know develops a case of the Mongolian Flu, please contact the Mongolian Flu Help line at 1-888-GoGenghis. We'll be happy to lend and ear...or a finger.