Another great list by me, Katie, Jess, Rae and Amanda. This one's in honor of Mr. Vittoz.
(Version 2.0 since I accidently deleted the original page. Made in 1999.)
- Never touch radioactive plates, even if your teacher does.
- Disaster movies are full of scientific inaccuracies.
- PCs are better than Macs, especially when they're in the lab across the hall.
- Retirement is great.
- Yes, he really did say crampons.
- If you see a rainbow colored hot air balloon crashing in a field of ER, it could be your teacher... don't worry he's a professional.
- If you ever need drugs, go to the Smithville Dam.
- Artesian well = field trip!
- There's nothing wierd about seeing footprints on the ceiling of a car next to the sunroof.
- The correct pronunciation for Uranus is "yer-u-nus" NOT "yer-anus."
- Showing off your tiger print boxer shorts while growling is a great ice-breaker.
- Natural Science is a great place to perfect your solitaire playing skills.
- Natural Science = Web Surfing 101
- No previous computer experience is required to take Natural Science... but you must learn HTML, Hyperstudio, and all other computer-related things on your own.
- Natural Science is the perfect time to do your Juel homework.
- Want a computer? Take Natural Science and then convince your parents you need one for school (it really works).
- Did I hear something about "extra credit"?
- If the world didn't wobble, we'd all fall off!
- Paralax is important, I don't know why, but it is.
- You'll never see the moon's butt!
- Floppy disks stuck in floppy disk drives can be removed by using ink pens or knives.
- BACK UP YOUR WORK!
- Freshmen are the scum of the Earth.
- When someone offers you a Tic Tac, they don't mean the one in their mouth.
- You get a better grade in class if you DO THE WORK.
- Two people can do the same amount of work...One will get an A...The other will fail. How DOES that happen?
- You can be a genius and still not get the punchline of a joke.
- Geeky guys can have big buldges too!
- Your computer at home can make the computers at school sick.
- Annoying first year teachers can always be locked out of the room.
- Annoying first year teachers can be ignored by taping paper over the window in the door.
- Meter sticks are great weapons.
- Don't mind the girl in the corner pretending that no one else exists. That's just Katie!
