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Computer Viruses

The 'Dean Winchester' Virus

The most common effect of this virus is the way it tries to merge with any application - particularly the ones with the pretty colours. If the user is female, increasingly flirty error messages will come up on the screen. The virus will sometimes act as if it's intoxicated, increasingly missing its attempts to merge. Also, when the user is not looking, the virus will open up various porn sites on the web.

The 'Sam Winchester' Virus

Apart from a vague tendency to put up melancholy error messages, this virus tends to just sit around on the computer, not doing much. When the user is away, the virus will also open up various porn sites, which are quickly closed when the user gets back to work. This virus will also open up various websites such as Google News and Wikipedia.

If this virus infects a system which already has the Dean Winchester virus, it will sabotage the other's attempts to merge with an application by putting the application into a completely different place than it's supposed to be.

The 'John Winchester' Virus

This virus attacks applications and/or files with the letters D.E.M.O.N. or G.H.O.S.T. in them, in that order. The former will simply be deleted, while the latter will have the extension .saltedandburned added.

The 'yellow-eyed demon' Virus

This virus looks through the computer for any files or applications with the letters S.A.M. in - in that order. It will then change the extension to .mine. It also continually attempts to turn applications into viruses.

If this virus infects a system with any of the three Winchester viruses on, the computer will immediately become a battleground, meaning that the entire hard disk needs to be reformatted. Alternatively, if there's only the John Winchester virus, it will be destroyed - unless the system becomes infected by the other two.

The 'Impala' Virus

This virus constantly moves around, making it difficult to pin down. It stores the Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester viruses; and occasionally the John Winchester virus.