Things you Don't see on Supernatural

Dean turning down free food (or beer, or women...)
Dean hitting on a plain-looking girl.
A person who doesn't automatically think the Winchesters are gay on their first meeting.
Ash with a good haircut.
Dean saying no to sex (unless it's with a guy, demon, ghost, ugly woman...)
Someone who says who they are immediately and doesn't have some deep, dark secret.
Dean reading a book.
Sam singing karaoke.
A girl who actually gets with - and stays with - one of the guys (Jessica doesn't count).
Alcoholics Annonymous (with all the drinking they do...)
Dean and Sam ever doing something normal which doesn't end up with something bad happening.
Coincidence.
It ever being 'just a bizarre death'.
That fabric softner teddy bear.
A dream that doesn't have a hidden meaning - or even just an ordinary nightmare.
Pranks which are actually well thought-out.
Sam or Dean going to the doctor's after getting injured (apart from Faith) and Dean suffering no ill effects from all the drinking.
The brothers ever having a deep, meaningful conversation without it being dragged kicking and screaming out of Dean.