On the second day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Two stone rings,
Thoughtful . . .
And . . . one decapitated head.
You do know what this is, right?
Mmhm!
. . . I see.

On the third day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Three stuffed toys,
Kawaii . . .
Two stone rings,
Well made . . .
Only the best for you, Chi.
And one decapitated . . . head.
It is . . . clean.
There was a lot of blood to clean up, but I knew you'd appreciate the gesture.

On the fourth day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Four tiny kisses,
Hikaru-chan . . .
You're blushing, Inchiki.
Three stuffed toys,
The cat is very cute.
It reminded me of you!
Two stone rings,
Why are there two?
Ano . . .
And one . . . decapitated . . . head.
You did not . . . yourself . . .
Of course not!

On the fifth day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Five giant shrimp!
Wai!!
Four tiny kisses,
Well . . . I guess lots of . . . friends kiss each others hands.
Hai!
Three stuffed toys,
And, truly, I like the little white bird . . .
It's a symbol of purity!
Ano . . .
Two stone rings,
Hikaru-chan . . .
Well . . .
And one decapitated head . . .
So . . . who did?
Who did what?

On the sixth day ofYule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Six shiny bells,
.. . . They are very . . . shiny, Hikaru-chan.
Polished by hand!
Five giant shrimp!
So good!
Four tiny kisses,
Ojiisama kisses me on the cheek all the time . . . It is normal, yes?
Of course!
Three stuffed toys,
But . . . a stuffed snake, Hikaru-chan?
Well, I thought it was cute.
Two stone rings,
Hikaru . . .
Well, you are a prince. But you have hardly any jewelery . . .
. . . And one decapitated head.
Who . . . got the head?
Oh! I thought that was obvious!

On the seventh day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Seven fluffy sweaters,
Warm!
And cuddly!
Hikaru . . .
Six shiny bells,
And they are gold, too, which is very considerate. But . . .
But?
Five giant shrimp!
. . . You do not need to feed them to me, Hikaru. I can manage.
But this is fun!
Four tiny kisses,
H-h-h-hikaru-chan!
Three stuffed toys,
Well, I suppose a stuffed snake is cute . . . in a rather dark way.
Two stone rings,
I suppose that makes sense . . .
And . . . one . . . decapitated . . . head.
. . .
I asked Uula-ojisan.
I see.

On the eighth day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Eight old books,
Achoo!
Sorry . . . I should have cleaned them first, I guess.
No, no! They are very authentic.
Seven fluffy sweaters,
I will try one on now! Do not look!
. . . Of course not!
Six shiny bells,
Why are they on a strip of black leather?
. . .
Five giant shrimp!
Mmph . . .
Four tiny kisses,
Mmph!!
Mmmm . . .
Three stuffed toys,
Very . . . black.
Mmmhmm . . .
Two stone rings,
But . . . they are identical.
. . . In case you loose one!
And . . . one decapitated . . . head.
. . . You got my father to . . .
He didn't mind!

On the nineth day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Nine jars of perfume,
Ano . . .
There was a sale . . .
Eight old books,
You did not steal these, did you?
Of course not!
Seven fluffy sweaters,
It fits quite . . . well.
Looks awful soft, too!
. . . Hikaru, there are plenty of sweaters. You do not have to pet this one.
Six shiny bells,
. . .
They have to be held on something, Inchiki!
Five giant shrimp!
Yum . . .
I can lick your fingers clean for you . . .
Four tiny kisses,
You have already given four!
. . .
Mmm . . . Hikaru . . .
Three stuffed toys,
Ow!
What?
It is not quite so soft when you lie on it.
. . .
It is the snake, right?
. . . Right!
Two stone rings,
. . .
What?
You do not need to help me put them on.
Well . . . yeah . . . but I can see which fingers they look best on!
And one decapitated head.
Is it not a rather . . . morbid gift?
You don't like it . . .
. . .

On the tenth day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Ten beeswax candles,
I do not think I can burn them . . .
You have to! I bought them for your omnyoujitsu stuff!
Yes, but . . .
Nine jars of perfume,
Very nice scents, though . . .
I remembered you liked lilies . . .
Hi-chan . . .
Eight old books,
Very authentic. I can smell the mildew.
That's good, right?
Very.
Seven fluffy sweaters,
Hikaru-chan . . .
That colour looks nice on you!
. . . I think I will change now.
Six shiny bells,
Then why does this tag say ‘Takahashi Hikaru?'
. . .
Five giant shrimp!
My fingers are clean now, you know.
Four tiny kisses,
Hikaru!
Three stuffed toys,
. . . I think I will just go put these away now. On the other side of the room.
Two stone rings,
Was it really suitable to put them on those fingers?
Why not? They look good there!
. . . One . . .
I think I have to be sick . . .
Inchiki!!!

On the eleventh day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Eleven . . . stomach pills,
I feel better now.
Just in case.
Ten beeswax candles,
Only one of them is white, Hikaru.
So the others won't work?
No.
Nine jars of perfume,
Do you wear this stuff?
. . . My sister does.
Eight old books,
They are very heavy. I do not know if I will have room on my shelf.
We'll figure something out!
Seven fluffy sweaters,
. . .
You should wear one to a school dance.
. . .
Six shiny bells,
. . .
My sister picked it out.
. . .
Five giant shrimp!
Have you thought about a career in catering, Hikaru-chan?
.My sister made them.
She does a lot for you.
Four tiny kisses,
The song says tiny, Hikaru.
Oops.
Three stuffed toys,
Maybe Kurome-chan will like them.
I bought them for you.
Two stone rings,
. . . Do these even come off?
. . .
. . .
Hikaru . . . is this Toshi-san's head?
Hai!
. . . . . .

On the twelvth day of Yule,
Hikaru gave to me . . .
Twelve snuggly hugs,
I like this.
I knew you would.
Mmm . . .
You're so cute when you purr.
Hikaru-chan!
Eleven stomach pills,
. . .
You can give them to Ruri, the next time she kisses Sakamoto.
Good idea.
Ten beeswax candles,
I have a cousin who lights these when he . . .
What?
Nevermind!
Nine jars of perfume,
I will wear it if you wear it.
Well . . .
This one smells like pine needles.
. . . Fine.
Eight old books,
None of those books contain . . . you know . . .
I hope not!
Seven fluffy sweaters,
I think that black one might fit you . . .
Maybe . . .
Six shiny bells,
. . .
Look, it's like a necklace. It goes on like this . . .
It is cold!
. . . I think you look cute in it . . .
Hikaru-chan . . .
Even cuter when you blush.
Hikaru-chan!
Five giant shrimp!
More for breakfast?
Sure!
Four tiny kisses,
Mmm . . .
Mmph! Inchiki!
Three stuffed animals,
Four, really.
Huh?
Hi-chan . . .
Oh!
Two stone rings,
I think you should take one of these back . . .
Maybe . . .
And one . . . decapitated . . .
. . .
Head.
You know, we do not even celebrate Yule.
So?
So . . .
Happy Yule, Inchiki-chan.
Mmm . . .