Stuff They'd Never Say!

This is the page where we write down all the stuff the characters would never say. Enjoy...

Quint: I feel seasick!

Linius Pallitax: *chants whilst working in the laboratory* Hubble bubble, toil and trouble! Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

Wumeru: Aargh! The moonlight...so bright...oww, I think I just chipped a tusk!

Gloamglozer: Oh, GLOAMGLOZER!

Vilnix Pomolnius: I'm thinking of becoming a head banger!

Twig: It's okay lads, I know what I'm doing! *laughs nervously*

Cowlquape: I know no fear!!!

Vox: I'm going on a diet.

Tytugg: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all...

Rook: *Chinquix rears up and throws Rook off* I'm dead, Chinquix! I'M DEAD!!!

Felix: WhoOoOoOooo! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!

Deadbolt Vulpooon: Me? DRUNK? How perfectly absurd! I AM NEVER DRUNK!

Orbix Xaxis: Can't......breathe...WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME OUT OF THIS BLASTED GAS MASK!!!???

Blood red glister: Alas, poor Yorick...I mean, Bungus.
Bungus: Oi! I don't look that bad, do I???

Mother Muleclaw: One n' two n' three n' four, mud in the eye to old Muleclaw...

Bagswill: Gotta go, Sef. I'm late for my dental appointment.

Mother Horsefeather: Simenon Xintax and I are engaged.

Xanth: Leddix, my man! Great to see you. How'd the execution go?

Forficule: Blah, blaah, I'm not listening!

Grailsooth: Auuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

Amberfuce: Man, I'm so fit, I should be on the World's Strongest Waif!

Hemuel Spume: YIKES! My hat's on fire!

Flambusia: Amberfuce, I AM your father!

Minulis: To visit my website, Ask Jeeves, go to www.ask.co.uk for more information on how to employ a gnokgoblin basket puller to murder your High Academe!

Gloamglozer: Oh, QUINTINIUS!

Quint: Don't look down, Quint. Don't look down. Don't look at the ground, a hundred strides down below you. Don't look...... Oh, GLOAMGLOZER!

Maris: Save yourself, Quint!
Quint: All right then. *walks off*

Vilnix Pompolnius: Pom pom pom PomPOLnius!