Squintinius

Squint is a sky-lorry driver with a mysterious past. No-one knows anything about him - except himself, of course, and the only information he gives about himself is that he is 21 years old.

His nickname is Squint. It's a nickname that he's become slowly but surely paranoid about. It's come to the point that he flies into a rage whenever anyone calls him Squint, and whenever Melt Badger is about, he always loves to interrupt Squint's speech (Squintinius! Squintinius! I insist that my name is-- I'm freezing!)