42 Ways to Know if you're obsessed with the Edge Chronicles

You read the Great Library from cover to cover
You go round asking for directions to the Edge
You somehow learn how to shape-shift
You can understand the language of banderbears
You spike your hair with gel to make it look like your favourite character's (or you shave it off)
You are your favourite character
You make a banderbear costume
You happen to be mad
You start to dress and talk like your favourite character
You write your own tribute to the Edge Chronicles
You create Edge characters on the Sims
You make your own sky ship
You have pointy ears
You have weird sloping shoulders
You start making up theories about the Edgeworld
You are convinced that you live in the Edgeworld!
You make up your own characters
You make your own animated cartoons of the Edge Chronicles
You set up a fan site all about the Edge Chronicles and the tribute you've made to them
Whenever anyone asks you anything you reply with a quote from the books.
You made your own flight-suit and skycraft
You have made it your duty to memorise all of the books.
You start cursing people to Open Sky whenever they get on your nerves
You have dreams about the Edge Chronicles
You start to notice your resemblance to certain characters
You name your pets after Edge Chronicles characters
You change lyrics of songs so that they feature the Edge Chronicles in some way
You change your name to that of your favourite character
You have very strange boots made out of wrinkly material
You start learning the language which ancient Sanctaphrax academics once used
You schedule the Edgeworld's holidays and festivals into your diary
You randomly dredge up bits of the Edge Chronicles from your memory ("Sund. Healthy. Well?")
You think of virtually nothing but the Edge Chronicles!
You become obsessed with wearing chequerboard collars or cuffs!
You embark on treatises voyages and write treatises and barkscrolls
You are addicted to Oblivion, for some unknown reason!
You sky-fire yourself (or your annoying little brother/sister) on Bonfire Night, instead of getting fireworks!
You start taking random phrases from the books and repeating Tem them over and over in your everyday conversations.
You design and make Edge Chronicles action figures, then attempt to sell them for ridiculous prices!
You have strange discussions like "Which Character would you Marry?"etc.
You spend every waking moment thinking about the Edge Chronicles.
You are convinced that the school librarian secretly flies around on a skycraft and is caught up in a battle with the Guardians of Night, no matter how old they are - or perhaps they are Fenbrus Lodd himself, in which case you mustn't go anywhere near him.

We add more 'ways to know' when we think of them, but that will probably be in a couple of hours....

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Updating very, VERY soon!

A section from a short story I'm writing: A rook Barkwater perching precariously on the bell tower at the top of the Great Hall squawked indignantly as the bell below it chimed eleven eight hours.