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Caption Contest! First entry, huzzah!

Each week, we will be getting a new picture put up on this page, and each week you will have the opportunity to submit the wittiest caption you can. We haven't quite decided what the prize will be, but feel free to submit entries now!
Send an email to farran_624@yahoo.co.uk with a caption, we'll display it on this page and...uh...we're still deciding how it should be judged.

The picture...

Entry 1: Maris: Oh Quint! I need some more bath salts! Quint... Quint! I need some help! Damn it Quint! I'm naked in the bath... Where are your rugged sky pirate urges?

Quint: Later Maris, I'm playing World of Warcraft.