Box Burlix

Come on, kids! Into the BoxMobile! BOX AWAAAAAAY!!!
Box Burlix - insanely cheerful in a failed-children's-entertainer kind of way. He has a huge car (made of boxes, obviously) called the BoxMobile, which he paints smiley faces onto. As a consequence of this, the children usually run when they see him coming. He is also the brother of Sox Serlix, although Sox always tries to cover up this fact. His favourite phrase? "Box away!"