- Grimace painfully while smacking your
forehead and muttering:
"SHUT UP, all of you just SHUT UP!"
Show
other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Walk on
with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
When
arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as
if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
Take a
bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:
"Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Crack
open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air
in there?"
Greet
everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call
you Admiral.
Stare at
another passenger for a while. Then repeat in horror:
"You're one of
THEM!!!"
Practice
basic gymnastic moves such handstands, the splits, or summersault.
Stand
silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Say
"Ding!" at each floor -regardless if the elevator stops.
Stare
grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce:
"I have new socks
on."
Draw a
little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other passengers
that this is your "personal space."
When
there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder,
then pretend it wasn't you.
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Funny
things to do in an elevator