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"He's weird."
"No, he's wound up by some strange compulsion which leads him through dark pathways."
"Yeah. Weird."
--Terry Pratchett
'Normal' is a setting on my washing machine.
_Getting_ weird? Been there, done that, got the frequent flyer miles.
A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. (You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out grey.") --Alan Sherman
Everyone Is Someone Elses Weirdo.
Go Ahead.. I'm cleared for weird.
He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally." --Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing '72"
I was born weird--this terrible compulsion to behave normally is the result of childhood trauma.
I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive. --The Tick
I've always wanted to be normal, but lately I've come to suspect that this is it.
If you can't be weird, why be?
If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic
Listen three eyes, don't you try and outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
Not only are people weirder than you think, people are weirder than you can think.
OK I'm weird, but I'm Saving Up to be Eccentric.
Opposite weirdnesses attract, all weirdness is opposite.
Support your local Medical Examiner - Die strangely.
The first and great commandment is, Don't Let Them Scare You. --Elmer Davis
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
Weird Enough for Government Work.
Weird is just a word boring people use to describe those they're jealous of.
Weirdness Magnet.
When things get weird, stupid questions start to make sense. --paraphrased from Bruce Coville, "Clean as a Whistle"
