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Attention: Until further notice 2 + 2 = 5 - Please adjust your reality accordingly.
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? --Calvin and Hobbes
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality.
I don't mind being in touch with reality as long as I don't have to live there.
I like reality. It tastes of bread. --Jean Anouilh
I live in another dimension, but I have a summer home in reality.
I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore!
It's not denial; I'm just very selective about the reality I choose.
My grasp on reality is like Jello - firm until under pressure.
My greatest enemy is reality. I have fought it successfully for thirty years. --Margaret Anderson
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
People see the world not as it is, but as they are. --Al Lee
Real life: That boring game you play when the computer's down and nothing's on TV --para-phrased from the Furry Code page
Reality continues to ruin my life. --Calvin and Hobbes
Reality is an illusion caused by drug deficiency.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. --Albert Einstein
Reality is only fantasy gone stale.
Reality is something you rise above. --Liza Minnelli
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it. --Jane Wagner
Reality is the crutch for those people who can't handle Science Fiction.
Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. --Philip K. Dick
Reality is when it happens to you.
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination. John Lennon
Reality? Yeah, I've played that game. The plot *sucks*, but the graphics are awesome!
Reality: Visitor Badge #35
Reality - What a concept!
Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
Sometimes reality has no sense of style.
The last thing this guy is qualified to give a tour of is reality. --Seinfeld
The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. --Abraham Lincoln
The trick is to get a strong grip on reality - AND THEN CHOKE IT TO DEATH.
There are intangible realities which float near us, formless and without words; realities which no one has thought out, and which are excluded for lack of interpreters. --Natalie Clifford Barney
What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?
You are so part of the world that your slightest action contributes to its reality. Your breath changes the atmosphere. Your encounters with others alter the fabrics of their lives, and the lives of those who come in contact with them. --Jane Roberts
