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'Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative...'
A lot of times people ask what the difference is between an insane person and an eccentric........it's really simple.....an eccentric is somebody that knows the difference between crazy and insane, and chooses crazy just because it's more fun. --Chris Kane
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad. --Aldous Huxley
Apparently I'm insane. But I'm one of the happy kinds!
As I was walking up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away. --Hugh Mearns
Be wary when you find yourself walking down a path towards knowledge--all such roads inevitably lead to madness. --Erehwon
Develop multiple personalities! That way when you laugh at yourself, you won't be laughing at you, you'll be laughing with you.
Do I have to come over there and whap you with the rubber chicken of dementia? --Julie
Do the voices in my head bother you?
Don't assume I'm sane. Don't assume I'm not.
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
Don't let your mind wander. It may not come back.
Full blown batshit crazy, but still holding down a productive job.
Gone crazy, be back later, leave message at the beep.
Have you ever heard the saying "Nerotics build castles in the air and psychotics live in them"? My mother cleans them. --Some comic, some TV show
Hi! I'm heavily armed, easily bored & off the medication.
I am a god in human form and completely demented. It works for me. --HoseHead
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
I don't see what's so damned wrong with having a whole lot of voices in my head. They're all smart, funny, and have good ideas. --David Borenstein
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm going crazy. Want to come along?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. --Hunter S. Thompson
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have crossed and recrossed the line between sanity and madness so many times that I have all but rubbed it out.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I know! I'll transcribe the conversations between the voices in my head and send them to you!!! --David Borenstein
I like the way your mind malfunctions.
I smell blood, and an era of prominent madmen. --W.H. Auden
I went insane trying to take a close-up picture of the horizon.
I'm no lunatic, man! I'm a sane man fighting for his soul! --R.H. Renfield, "Dracula"
I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years. --"Steel Magnolias"
I'm not insane, I'm going sane in an insane world! --Jill Morrisson
I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you?
In a mad world only the mad are sane. --Akira Kurosawa
Insanity runs in my family...it practically gallops. --Mortimer Brewster, "Arsenic and Old Lace"
It's all a pigment of your hallucination.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Mentaly confused and prone to wandering.
Of course I'm sane! The voices told me so. --Michael DeRosa
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God himself is mad. --R.D. Lang
Prozac: because some days you feel like a nut, some days you don't.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
Real fun is bungie jumping off the edge of insanity!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic, and so am I.
Sanity has gone out the window..and is running down the street ... --Lady Jade (from alt.fan.dragons)
Sanity is a cozy lie. --Susan Sontag
