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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution --Hazel Nicholson
A cat is only domestic in so far as suits its own needs.
A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering. --William S. Burroughs
A dog is prose, a cat is a poem. --Jean Burden
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings
A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.
A kitten is a small furry organism with a tropism for where it's not supposed to be.
A rottweilier is a cross between a doberman pinscer and the anti-christ. --Some comic, some TV show
Anything on the ground is a cat toy.
Anything not there yet, will be.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything a cat can claw up, is not nailed down.
Everything else is a scratching post.
Apply dog logic to life..eat well, be loved, get petted,sleep a lot and dream of a leash free world.
Cartoon Law 8: Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.
Cat people are generally not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cats are nature's way of helping you detect the people you don't want to know.
Cats are smarter than dogs: You can't teach eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are Zen made fur. --Jo Godwin
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. --John S. Nichols
Cats don't get into mischief, cats are mischief.
Cats Humour Us Because They Know That Their Ancestors Ate Ours.
Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. --Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. --Paul Gray
Chrysler killed the cat.
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for more assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. --H. H. Munro
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the environment, you're being chased and eaten by most of the planet's large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr.--Terry Pratchett on why humans like cats
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats - for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off like a flash after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat. If dog owners walked around in all kinds of weather for the Postal Service they'd really know love. A retirement plan. Social security. Medical insurance. Pension. --Professor Scott Elledge
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. --Roger Caras
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and may get back to you.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. --Dave Barry
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. --Eleanor Clark
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! --Anne Tyler
Every dog has his day...but the nights belong to us cats!
Feline Sapiens
I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. --Abraham Lincoln
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. --Hippolyte Taine
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. --August Strindberg
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE. Death is obviously not a dog person --Terry Pratchett, "Sourcery"
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. --Rita Rudner
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. --Penny Ward Moser
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. --John Steinbeck
If a dog jumps onto your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer. --Alfred North Whitehead
If a dog's so small it needs a sweater, it doesn't deserve to live. This thing couldn't retain body heat in a microwave! --Some comic, some TV show
If cats had longer attention spans, they'd be running the world.
