Do you see what I mean?

Okay, the story is this: Miyamoto (Jessie's mother) allegedly died in an avalanche while searching for Pokemon #151-Mew! But, according to some people she did in fact not die, and was rescued by a Pokemon, and/or, Mew, and/or, an Ice Pokemon! (<-- The story is a little vague and messed up here, so, I'm not sure which one.) After Miyamoto was rescued, she somehow became Lorelei/Prima of the Elite Four! GIVE ME A BREAK! Now, I do not doubt that Miyamoto could be alive today; but, I think we would have heard from her by now... But, I most definitely do not think she is Lorelei.
(No!!! Not Lorelei!!!... Wait, did I say that aloud? Oops! *^_^*) First of all, I would like to know who came up with this rumor! They must have needed glasses or were very drunk or something! Lorelei and Miyamoto do not even look the same!... ...What? You still need proof... ...Okay, I will give you proof! Let's go through the facts, shall we?...

#1) They are not the same, mentally or physically. The only similarity is the eye color...

#2) The age gap. Miyamoto died a long time ago; and, then she looked like she was in her late twenties. Prima, on the other hand, is still alive today and she has to be like, what, 30 something? How is it possible for Prima to be that young if she were Miyamoto?

#3) Miyamoto has pierced ears; Prima does not. The hole could have healed over a long period of time, but you would still see some kind of remnant.

#4) Miyamoto's voice is higher than Prima's. In the episode: "Snow Way Out!" we hear Jessie's mother calling her to come inside. (or something like that, but that's not what's important here!) So, we hear that Miyamoto's voice is in fact higher than Prima's.

#5) The physical difference. Come on! Prima is taller than Miyamoto; and, their body shape is different! Prima's hair color is a lighter purple than Miyamoto. (unless Miyamoto got it lightened!) And, of course the most, obvious, Prima's chest is bigger then Miyamoto's! (Unless of course, Miyamoto got implants... ...But I don't think that human skin can stretch that much unnaturally. Yuck! >_<;;;;)

So in summary:

                                is = to=I don't think so!



And, while we are on the subject of stuff like that...


Two words: Chestshipping...  Whoever came up with this shipping must have been really perverted. In case you already don't know, this is a shipping between Misty and Prima.
This shipping is stupid and revolting! I mean Misty is only a little girl, not to mention, they are both female. O.o;;; In addition, this makes Prima look bad.
I would never support this shipping and like Pikacass from Anyshippers said, "Misty would always run the risk of suffocation at night."


In summary:

+ = that's just messed up! >:P



And, If we keep going...

You know what? I really hate it when people write episode guides and say stuff like; "...Ash, Misty and Tracey are on Mandarin Island where they meet Prima, someone who looks like Lorelei of the Elite Four..."*
How can they call that an episode guide?! Anyone who has seen that episode can see clearly that she is Lorelei of the Elite Four! The writers just changed her name, like I explained in the "about" section.

Even Team Rocket knows who she is when they say the motto, you know the, "...And make it double for Miss Elite!..."


*P.S. This is not aimed at anyone who has an epiosode guide like this. I am not pointing any fingers.


In summary:

Is = to =Meowth, dat's right! ~.-



What would happen if you drove from California to New York.

I really hate it when people say stuff like: "...meet Prima, a pokemon trainer that has really big..." And then say: "...See? Here is a picture of Prima, the h..." And then go and put a picture that most exploits her, ahem, physical attributes...
Hate it, I just HATE IT!
This is the most widely used Picture:
This is very unfair! I mean give me a break, she is leaning over the railing!
It's not like that's the way she looks all of the time!


In summary:

Prima + Stupid people with warped minds = Angry Porygon2!



Just a little more...

I almost forgot this one!
To be honest, I don’t really like Ivy. (Like I said before, I’m also a Brock fan, and any good Brock fan hates Ivy) But I’ll try to keep this as impartial as possible!
You see, there used to be this rumor that Prof. Felina Ivy was/is Prima’s mother.
…
Let’s go through this like we went through the Miyamoto thing:

#1) The age gap. Yes, Ivy sometimes looks older, but I don’t think she’s supposed to look that old. If anything, Ivy looks stressed, but I don’t think she’s old enough to be Prima’s mother!






In closing: I don’t think Ivy is Prima’s mother. This is just my opinion, but it’s a strong one! Feel free to say something if you think otherwise, or to list more pros and cons. (But really, think about it; if the tales about Miyamoto were true, then how could Ivy be her mother? These rumors don’t even match, and were just made up by random people)

In summary:

Is 's mother? Not likely.







And Going, and going...

Hey!
Did you know that Furret eat Rattata?

Porygon: "What does this have to do with Lorelei?
Porygon2: "Nothing, I just wanted to tell everybody!"
Porygon: "Somehow, we really needed to know that." -_-;

In summary: Is > =Weird, yet true!



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I hope I did not offend anyone. If I did, I am So Sorry_