And now, for some priceless quotes from Cwm:
Tom: I wanna shag a sheep!
Fran(to Joanne): He's looking at the bit about Noel Edmunds, not the other side. Yeah, I'm sure you're enjoying that side, Jo!
(Note: Ben was facing an article about Noel Edmunds, whilst Jo was 'forced' to look at several pictures of men's bums.)
Mario: (about 15 minutes after we entered Wales) We're in Wales!
Calla: (about 25 minutes after we entered Wales) We're in England! Aren't we?
Calla: Stop pointing that thing at me! I have a fear of sharp pointy objects!
Marley: (pointing to a field of corn) My God, are those DRUGS?!
Peggy: [Ben]'s already LICKED my magazine! Licked it!
Ben (to Jack): I'm gonna lick you all over...
Jack: Demetri is a sexual harassment panda!
Ben (to Jack): That doesn't mean I can't rub you...
Ben: I'm gonna lick the inside...
Jack: No, not the inside! Ben! No!
Calla: What are you DOING, Ben?!
(Note: Ben was actually talking about Jack's hat. But, naturally, we took it the other way.)
Arash: Hey, there's a service station in 20 metres!
Jack: Twenty MILES, Arash!
Ben: Does anybody mind if I rub them down?
Calla: Fool of a Tok!
Calla: Awww...lambs! KILL 'EM ALL!!!
Simon: I believe in underage sex.
Barney: Ben wants to become a Cyberman!
Calla: WHAT?!
Barney: Ben wants to become a Cyberman.
Flinch: KILL HIM! KILL HIM ALL!
Barney: Look, Arash! Only 12 metres to the service station!
Calla:In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Orochimaru sleeps with a lion...
Nicola: Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, NOOOOOOO!!!
Jack: Please miss, will you lick Arash's ear?
Calla: I want some nekkid Orochimaru lovin'!
Flinch: Uurgh, Ben, stop licking that!
Barney & Ben & Jack & Mario: Gay rights forever, Lydia never!!!
Natalie: That wasn't as passionate as the last one, [Ben]...
Ben: Put it away, ya dirty mongrel!
Calla: Perverts have more fun...don't you agree?
Ben: I'm doing it sexually...with Jack.
Calla: I can feel it inside!
Demetri: I don't want you touching my knee, Ben!
Natalie (to Calla and Flinch): You evil, murderous...
Ben (describing various torture methods which he would later use on Natalie and Seonaid): And then, I shall put you in a mincer, and eat you for my dinner...
Calla: There was a lamb that looked like it had its head inside a...It walked away after that...
Demetri (to Barney): I'll get you next time...when you least expect it...
Suzi: These are my arms of power!
Calla: I'm dead, by the way!
Calla: Sheep are like sex maniacs!
Mario: I have diarrhoea!
Ben (to Fran): Simon naked...simon naked...Pot belly, not much below...
Fran: Simon, which do you prefer? On top, or underneath?
Miss Connell: We'll be there in five minutes!
Barney: But miss said three!!!
Mario: I'm picking up a mysterious signal...
Fran: It's aliens!
Calla: It's sheep!
Ben: My bike had no bloody brakes!
Leah: Yes, OK. We've established that my bum is BIG!
Fran: It's frickin' too tight!
Tim: And two of its legs were sticking in...
Calla: Aaargh! Father Christmas! He was digging someone's grave!
Nicola: Get your groove on!
Fran: The horses are doing it!
Simon: Horse RAPE!!!
Miss Connell: Don't look!
Mario: Double Penetration!
Ben: Where's Dave? I wanna give him a big, fat, manly hug!
Ben: I'm the only gay eskimo...
Well, that's all of the Cwm quotes on the journey there. There are more, of course...I just can't be bothered to type them up just yet.