Written By: name - Kevin Copenhaver
email - dirtyhippy@barefooted.com
Yahoo - ring_around_the_rosie1212
AIM - DrakuleVallenhrt

I was young and tired when i wrote this, but its damned entertaining.

If my penis could talk,
What would it say?
Whatever it is,
It wouldn't be gay.
Would it talk about the women its done,
goin on and on about gettin some?

If it could have talked before it mighta helped me out,
When she was walkin out my life, it coulda stood up and shouted out.
"Hold on baby, Im sorry he yelled, I'll try to make things right,
Please now darlin' juss' gimme a chance now,
Come to the bedroom and turn out the ligt.

Ohhoh

If my penis could talk,
What would it say?
Whatever it is,
It wouldn't be gay.
Would it talk about the women its done,
goin on and on about gettin some?

When i look back into the past I know,
It has done some dumb things before.
But it was my fault for lookin' up her skirt,
When she had her legs spread out on the gym floor.

Then my penis did somethin' rather new,
It grew hard and became erect.
I'll never forget what the teacher had to do,
she drug me by my boner to the corner to sit.

How could I know what wqas goin on,
I was only in Kindergarden.
It had never gotten erect but soon I knew,
It would happen more to me the more that I grew

Ohhoh

If my penis could talk,
What would it say?
Whatever it is,
It wouldn't be gay.
Would it talk about the women its done,
goin on and on about gettin some?

ohh yeah

if my penis could talk,
Penis could talk,
Penis could talk,
Oh what would it say

if my penis could talk,
Penis could talk,
Penis could talk,
Oh_ what _ would ___ it say