Written By: name - Kevin Copenhaver
email - dirtyhippy@barefooted.com
Yahoo - ring_around_the_rosie1212
AIM - DrakuleVallenhrt

Merry Fucking Christmas

When I was six, on Christmas night
I was awakened by the noise of a fight
I arose to the sound of a thunderous clatter
And wandered downstairs to see what’s the matter

Then all of the sudden I heard such a noise
“you fucking cunt! You woke up the boys!”
I ran to my room and slammed shut the door,
“why did santa just call mommy a whore?”

I cried and I cried till I fell asleep
though I tried and I tried not to make a peep

Then the next morning I found out the truth
There never were any reindeer on the roof
There was no sleigh and no santa this year,
Only my father, with a bit too much beer…