Jyander's Aphrodesiac
Jyanders get you some meal. (for men to get women in the mood)
DIRECTIONS
The only way to start off a good meal is with a little drink and appetizer.
so to start it all off here is what we have.
For the lil bit of drink to set the mood we need mistletoe wine. (not to
much, don't want a dead mate unless your into that kinda stuff) best with
a white elven wine sprinkle a lil mistletoe powder in her glass and snicker
quietly to yourself.
Next to begin filling the empty stomachs I prefer something simple like deviled
blood eagle eggs garnished with a little clove. For the non-bearded folk
a little gak cheese sprinkled over the eggs goes a long way. As for dwarvs
you want to entice your mate, not watch her pick cheese out of her beard
all night.
Now after the wine and eggs a little reminiscing and sweet talking is in
order before the main cource. this way your drugged little sweetie will start
feeling the mistletoe at work and be ready for more mistletoe wine durring
dinner.
So here we are at the main course.
Get the candles out and the mistletoe wine ready because jyander has dinner
planned just for you!
Now we all know no one in the lands can resist Rolton chops but to make them
absoulutely devine there are a few rules to follow. To start.. soak haon
chips in a fresh stream and then sprinkle them over the hot coals for a rich
smokey flavor. Season by using only dwarven mined salt and elven herbs on
the chops. The other salts and herbs just don't compare. Then after the chops
look done bribe a wizard to enchant it a few times. That will hold the juice
in, make sure you instruct the wizard not to use to much potion on it for
it will drain the flavor. you know how wizards and there toys are.
Little note about this meal. side dishes are not needed. unless your a giantman.
Then I recommend monkey brains. straight out of the skull and fresh is the
best.
Now on to dessert.
The most crucial part of the meal to lock yourself a lay.
After all the wine your date has quaffed she is going to be wanting to move
things along so something sweet and small is in order (unless you plan on
getting creative with desert in tha loft). Desert is simply dwarven fudge.
This one your gonna have to buy from a baker in town if ya can find one.
Make sure the Dwarf uses only the best ingredients and test it before you
buy it. I've seen many of humans dressing up as dwarfs and trying to pawn
there goods off as the real thing.
If you have followed my directions to the T then Jyander's get you some meal
will work. With this I bid you good luck and hope to see many a satisfied
customers!
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