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Cholens Song - by Amadeus

recorded by Lady Jypsie

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[Hearthstone, Front Porch]
Airy and open, the porch is enclosed by smooth, freshly painted white modwir up to a height of about four feet. As you ponder the sky-blue color of the ceiling and a lacework of deep green ivy that crisscrosses the open space between posts, the hubbub of the world beyond quickly fades away. Rocking chairs of various sizes are an inviting sight, and an elegant marble arch provides a tantalizing view of the splendors inside the old manor. You also see an elegant green marble arch, the porch steps and a doorman.
Also here: Otath, Despaxsas, Lady Jypsie, Lady Rezzette, Lady Adhara, Irodanis, a stunned Neimanz, Racci, Goldstr, Lord Desorceri, Majole, Seijin, Lord Boydd, Lady Xeldria, Lord Lowlight, Khenan, Amadeus and Blades.
Blades glances at Rezzette.

Amadeus recites:

"Some people think this song's outrageous,"
Amadeus smiles mischeviously.
While others think it's quite courageous!"

Raising his lysard to his lips, Desorceri begins playing a jaunty jingle.
You sit down.
Khenan leans against a handsome old rocking chair.
Amadeus clears his throat.
Khenan leans against a handsome wooden rocking chair.
Otath sits down.
Amadeus makes a mysterious bardish gesture resembling the tipping of a mug as you hear slow strains of music wafting around you.
Rezzette lovingly snuggles up to you and rests her head on your shoulder.
Despaxsas stretches.
Khenan sits down.
Despaxsas sits down.
Amadeus sings:

"There's Oleani and Arachne,
And Jastev and Jaston."

Khenan stands up.
Amadeus smiles as he begins to warble.
Despaxsas leans against an elegant green marble arch.
Racci leans on his cane.
Amadeus sings:

"There's Charl and V'Tull,
The Huntress and Kuon."

As he continues playing his lysard, Desorceri changes the tempo slightly to a brisk, marching beat.
Blades gazes up into the heavens.
Clear, piercing notes hold on the air, echoing all around as Desorceri plays a slow, plaintive melody on his lysard.
Blades takes a drink from his black demon rum.
Blades's eyes glaze over slightly and his face pales.
Blades is stunned!
Amadeus tries to look scholarly and entertaining.
Adhara stares off into space.
Amadeus sings:

"But no one's quite the bore,
Like that mighty one - Liabo's Koar."

Neimanz takes a drink from his black demon rum.
Neimanz's eyes glaze over slightly and his face pales.
Neimanz is stunned!
Neimanz blinks dazedly as his arm muscles twitch.
Amadeus glances up at the thunderstorms forming in the sky.
Amadeus gulps.
Amadeus sings:

"There's Andelas and Eonak,
And Ivas and Mularos."

Seijin grins.
Xeldria chuckles.
Raulin just arrived.
Racci says, "V'tull could kick his arse"

Amadeus yawns with extreme boredom. He loses his place for a second, but quickly recovers.
Mellow notes waft from Desorceri's lysard, carrying a sense of lulling and reflection.
Amadeus sings:

"There's Sheru and Kai,
And Phoen and Luukos."

Amadeus smiles anticipatorily, looking at you with a .. well .. "interesting" gleam in his eye.
Blades's viper staff comes to life in his hands! The viper hisses and lashes out at Amadeus!
Blades leans to his left slightly.
Amadeus sings:

"But none of them make me start rollin',
Like the wonderful, wonderous Cholen!"

Amadeus sneers at Blades.
Amadeus beams!
Amadeus starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
Irodanis looks thoughtful for a moment, then shrugs.
Desorceri playfully continues blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Amadeus does a single hip-grind as the slow music suddenly changes to an up-beat tempo!)
Otath smiles quietly to himself.
Amadeus sings:

"Ohhhhhh...

There's..."

Adhara chuckles.
Blades's face turns slightly pale.
Amadeus sings:

"Nothin' like wearing a dress,
And getting a big ol' bless,

...From Cholen!"

Blades begins to twitch.
Xeldria grins.
Amadeus removes a sultry bare-backed dress from in his heavy backpack.
Amadeus works his way into a sultry bare-backed dress.
Despaxsas smiles at you.
Rezzette giggles.
Amadeus winks at Blades.
Desorceri playfully continues blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Blades gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Blades gestures.
Blades blasts himself for 30 points of damage.
... 1 point of damage!
Tap to the arm pricks some interest but not much else.
Caqi gazes in wonder at her surroundings.
Amadeus sings:

"And there's nothin' like wearing a wig,
And dancing a silly jig,

...For Cholen!"

Seijin giggles.
Xeldria grins.
Desorceri plays a comical ditty on his lysard, the burlesque melody reminiscent of the exaggerated rhymes of youth.
Amadeus removes a bright red yarn wig from in his heavy backpack.
Amadeus puts a bright red yarn wig on his head.
Adhara chuckles.
Neimanz takes a drink from his black demon rum.
Neimanz's eyes glaze over slightly and his face pales.
Neimanz is stunned!
Neimanz blinks dazedly as his arm muscles twitch.
Amadeus bounces around happily.
For no apparent reason, Amadeus flings himself at the ground.
Goldstr laughs!
Amadeus stands up.
Rezzette laughs!
Otath smiles quietly to himself.
Xeldria chuckles.
Amadeus sings:

"I love when people applaud,
Though some think I'm rather odd,
But, I think I'm somewhat Awed,

...By Cholen!"

As he continues playing his lysard, Desorceri changes the tempo slightly to a brisk, marching beat.
Adhara gazes up into the heavens.
Amadeus smiles joyfully as he twirls around in his gown.
Goldstr applauds.
Blades gazes up into the heavens.
Amadeus sings:

"There's nothin' like wearing heels,
And hearing gleeful squeals,

...From Cholen!"

Desorceri playfully continues blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Amadeus removes some delicate high-heeled slippers from in his heavy backpack.
Adhara chuckles.
Amadeus puts some delicate high-heeled slippers onto his feet.
Amadeus winks at Blades.
Xeldria cackles!
Amadeus cackles!
Amadeus sings:

"And there's nothin' like wearing hose,
And striking a beautiful pose,

...For Cholen!"

Rezzette smirks.
A jovial ditty laughs out from Desorceri's lysard, the merriment evident in his eyes as he plays on.
Irodanis groans.
Rezzette giggles.
Blades mutters under his breath.
Despaxsas grins.
Amadeus removes a pair of red silk tights from in his heavy backpack.
Amadeus pulls a pair of red silk tights over his legs.
Seijin cackles!
Amadeus asks, "Sexy, eh?"
Rezzette laughs!
Adhara shudders.
Neimanz takes a drink from his black demon rum.
Neimanz's eyes glaze over slightly and his face pales.
Neimanz is stunned!
Xeldria grins.
Amadeus sings:

"Of course there's Tilamaire,
But nothin' can compare,
To the feeling of being cared,

...By Cholen!"

Neimanz blinks dazedly as his arm muscles twitch.
Goldstr chuckles.
Desorceri chuckles.
Jypsie chuckles.
Desorceri playfully continues blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Blades says, "i'm gunna be sick"
Racci asks, "You do it all for the Cholen huh?"
Amadeus wildly dances around - twirling, twisting, jumping, kicking, flailing and gyrating until he's out of breath!
Amadeus gasps.
Irodanis says, "and ye wonder why bards have a bad name"
Amadeus falls into a heap and the music stops.
Amadeus groans.
Irodanis leans on Adhara.
Otath applauds.
Boydd begins chuckling at Blades.
Desorceri plays a comical ditty on his lysard, the burlesque melody reminiscent of the exaggerated rhymes of youth.
Adhara chuckles.
Flighty notes sound through the area as Desorceri finishes his tune and lowers his lysard, a grin on his face.

Amadeus exclaims, "Of course, you're probably saying to yourself, "What in Lornon does crossdressing have to do with Cholen?!?" Amadeus cackles and replies to himself, "Well, it's a well-known fact that Cholen himself sometimes appears in the form of a woman to trick people and other Gods!"
Amadeus throws his head back and howls!

Majole applauds.
Jypsie grins.
Otath bows to Amadeus.
Otath sits down.
Amadeus suddenly jumps back up on both feet! The music begins playing again as he dances around.
Xeldria applauds.
Amadeus sings:

"Oh, there's nothin' like stealing a kiss,
And the feeling of total bliss,

...From Cholen!"

Caqi looks on at the display with contempt.
Raising his lysard to his lips, Desorceri begins playing a jaunty jingle.
Otath chuckles.
Caqi mutters something about Liabo.
Amadeus walks over and gives you a little kiss on the nose.
Amadeus throws his head back and howls!
You hear the voice of Blades say, "stay the heck away from me"
Caqi gazes up into the heavens.
Caqi flinches.
Amadeus sings:

"There's nothin' like the feel of a gown,
And showing it to all the town,

...For Cholen!"

Adhara giggles.
Desorceri plays on, the notes from his lysard seeming to twist around each other and dance through the area.
Otath blinks.
Xeldria grins.
Amadeus walks out into the crowd. He pulls up his dress and shows off a bit of leg.
Irodanis snickers.
Rezzette laughs!
Amadeus sings:

"You might call me obsessed,
For trying to impress,
But I'd rather think I'm possessed,

...By Cholen!"

Xeldria hoots!
Jypsie giggles.
Adhara chuckles.
Desorceri's eyes twinkle as he merrily continues with his tune, the notes bubbling from his lysard.
Amadeus raises his arms up to the heavens, and with a simple nod and the drop of his arms, the music stops.
Caqi nods to Khenan.
Majole snickers.
Amadeus bows.
Goldstr laughs!
You hear the voice of Blades say, "i'd call you princess"
You hear the voice of Taz say, "for Koar's sake at least shave if you're going to wear that"
Lord Yagnuts just arrived.
You notice Juspera try to tiptoe silently by you.
Flighty notes sound through the area as Desorceri finishes his tune and lowers his lysard, a grin on his face.
Adhara chuckles.
Otath applauds.
Xeldria applauds.
Amadeus exclaims, "Phew!"
Thoryn came up the porch steps.
Lord Kitatha just arrived.
Amadeus bows.
Xeldria just gave Amadeus a smooch.
Adhara applauds.
Despaxsas applauds.
Majole applauds.
Lowlight applauds.
You hear the voice of Juspera say, "Many are called, but few are Cholen."
Lowlight applauds.
Thoryn says, "Feh.... Rotten bastich...."
Despaxsas removes a crystal amulet from in his climbing pack.
Irodanis cackles!
Desorceri applauds.
Kitatha asks, "anyone have a spare pearl they could sell?"
Neimanz put some black demon rum in his elven knight's lootbag.
Xeldria cackles!
Despaxsas offers Leaghe a crystal amulet.
You hear the voice of Taz say, "booo Juspera"
Amadeus says, "I have a joke for you all..."
You hear someone chuckling.
Thoryn whispers, "Heys! smooch!"
Lord Yagnuts went down the porch steps.
Racci asks, "you awake now?"
Lowlight exclaims, "Bravo!"
Adhara grins.
Racci peers quizzically at Neimanz.
Lord Dragonshield came up the porch steps.
Jypsie smiles.
Lowlight applauds.
Amadeus recites:

"Why is Cholen considered the holiest God?"

Xeldria exclaims, "You missed the song!"
Xeldria gives Dragonshield a good pinch!
Amadeus recites:

""Because... he's c-HOLE-n!"

Caqi asks, "Because of the fishnet stockings?"
Caqi raises an eyebrow.
Amadeus cackles!
Blades gazes up into the heavens.
Xeldria smirks.
Amadeus laughs!
You hear someone laugh.
Dragonshield stares at Amadeus.
You hear the voice of Taz say, "Please someone stop him"
Majole chuckles.
Dragonshield cackles!
Rezzette snickers.
Dragonshield says, "Long time Bard.."
Dragonshield just hugged Amadeus.
Rezzette says, "Well done, Amadeus."
You hear the voice of Juspera say, "I liked the fishnet stocking bit, I admit."
Amadeus exclaims, "Oh boy... I KILL myself!"
Amadeus cackles!
Adhara chuckles.
Amadeus just hugged Dragonshield.
Lowlight says, "Now don't try to much at once. You may pull something"
Adhara gazes up into the heavens.
Amadeus exclaims, "Dragonshield! Good to see you!"
Goldstr exclaims, "Ah! T Bard has made me day!"
Dragonshield says, "And you my friend.."
Blades's eyes glaze over slightly and his face pales.
Blades is stunned!
Dragonshield hugs Jypsie.
Dragonshield asks, "Been a while Rezzette..how ya been?"
Rezzette says, "Missed you."
Desorceri hugs Jypsie.
Amadeus says, "Lord Blades, I'm surprised you haven't complimented me on my youthful appearance... Surely seeing someone as young looking as I am in a dress is more appealing than someone looking like they're in their eighties."
Blades glances at Amadeus.
Blades says, "you got uglier"
Thoryn leans against an elegant green marble arch.
Amadeus gasps.
Blades says, "and a lil fruitier"
Amadeus says, "I wish I could slap you. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of that viper."
Amadeus begins pouting.
Seijin exclaims, "Wonderful song, Amadeus! Bravo indeed!"
Amadeus cackles!
Blades mutters under his breath.
Amadeus says, "Too bad the elderly don't enjoy it."
Amadeus smirks.
Thoryn says, "Slap him anyway."
Thoryn just handed Amadeus some coins.
Amadeus just hugged Thoryn.
Amadeus exclaims, "Thanks!"
Baser blinks.
Baser says, "you look different"
Baser says, "and I don't mean them umm fine clothes your wearin"
Baser chuckles.
Amadeus says, "I found the fountain of youth in my travels."
Baser says, "Good to see you around Amadeus"
Amadeus says, "Good to see you as well, Lord Baser."
Juspera is admiring Amadeus.
Baser grins.
Baser hugs Jypsie.
Baser whispers, "heyas hon!"
Baser sits down.
Amadeus rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Baser grins.
Amadeus says, "Unfortunately I must rest, I shall see you all soon."
Everyone waves to Amadeus as he stumbles down the steps out of sight.


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