[Hearthstone, Front
Porch]
Airy and open, the porch
is enclosed by smooth, freshly painted white modwir up to a height of about
four feet. As you ponder the sky-blue color of the ceiling and a lacework
of deep green ivy that crisscrosses the open space between posts, the hubbub
of the world beyond quickly fades away. Rocking chairs of various sizes are
an inviting sight, and an elegant marble arch provides a tantalizing view
of the splendors inside the old manor. You also see an elegant green marble
arch, the porch steps and a doorman.
Also here: Otath, Despaxsas,
Lady Jypsie, Lady Rezzette, Lady Adhara, Irodanis, a stunned Neimanz, Racci,
Goldstr, Lord Desorceri, Majole, Seijin, Lord Boydd, Lady Xeldria, Lord Lowlight,
Khenan, Amadeus and Blades.
Blades glances at
Rezzette.
Amadeus recites:
"Some people think this
song's outrageous,"
Amadeus smiles
mischeviously.
While others think it's
quite courageous!"
Raising his lysard to
his lips, Desorceri begins playing a jaunty jingle.
You sit down.
Khenan leans against
a handsome old rocking chair.
Amadeus clears his
throat.
Khenan leans against
a handsome wooden rocking chair.
Otath sits down.
Amadeus makes a mysterious
bardish gesture resembling the tipping of a mug as you hear slow strains
of music wafting around you.
Rezzette lovingly snuggles
up to you and rests her head on your shoulder.
Despaxsas stretches.
Khenan sits down.
Despaxsas sits down.
Amadeus sings:
"There's Oleani and
Arachne,
And Jastev and
Jaston."
Khenan stands up.
Amadeus smiles as he
begins to warble.
Despaxsas leans against
an elegant green marble arch.
Racci leans on his
cane.
Amadeus sings:
"There's Charl and
V'Tull,
The Huntress and
Kuon."
As he continues playing
his lysard, Desorceri changes the tempo slightly to a brisk, marching
beat.
Blades gazes up into
the heavens.
Clear, piercing notes
hold on the air, echoing all around as Desorceri plays a slow, plaintive
melody on his lysard.
Blades takes a drink
from his black demon rum.
Blades's eyes glaze over
slightly and his face pales.
Blades is stunned!
Amadeus tries to look
scholarly and entertaining.
Adhara stares off into
space.
Amadeus sings:
"But no one's quite
the bore,
Like that mighty one
- Liabo's Koar."
Neimanz takes a drink
from his black demon rum.
Neimanz's eyes glaze
over slightly and his face pales.
Neimanz is stunned!
Neimanz blinks dazedly
as his arm muscles twitch.
Amadeus glances up at
the thunderstorms forming in the sky.
Amadeus gulps.
Amadeus sings:
"There's Andelas and
Eonak,
And Ivas and
Mularos."
Seijin grins.
Xeldria chuckles.
Raulin just arrived.
Racci says, "V'tull could
kick his arse"
Amadeus yawns with extreme boredom. He loses his place for a second, but
quickly recovers.
Mellow notes waft from
Desorceri's lysard, carrying a sense of lulling and reflection.
Amadeus sings:
"There's Sheru and
Kai,
And Phoen and
Luukos."
Amadeus smiles
anticipatorily, looking at you with a .. well .. "interesting" gleam in his
eye.
Blades's viper staff
comes to life in his hands! The viper hisses and lashes out at Amadeus!
Blades leans to his left
slightly.
Amadeus sings:
"But none of them make
me start rollin',
Like the wonderful,
wonderous Cholen!"
Amadeus sneers at
Blades.
Amadeus beams!
Amadeus starts jumping
around like a twelve-year-old.
Irodanis looks thoughtful
for a moment, then shrugs.
Desorceri playfully continues
blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Amadeus does a single
hip-grind as the slow music suddenly changes to an up-beat tempo!)
Otath smiles quietly
to himself.
Amadeus sings:
"Ohhhhhh...
There's..."
Adhara chuckles.
Blades's face turns slightly
pale.
Amadeus sings:
"Nothin' like wearing
a dress,
And getting a big ol'
bless,
...From Cholen!"
Blades begins to
twitch.
Xeldria grins.
Amadeus removes a sultry
bare-backed dress from in his heavy backpack.
Amadeus works his way
into a sultry bare-backed dress.
Despaxsas smiles at
you.
Rezzette giggles.
Amadeus winks at
Blades.
Desorceri playfully continues
blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Blades gestures and utters
a phrase of magic.
Blades gestures.
Blades blasts himself
for 30 points of damage.
... 1 point of
damage!
Tap to the arm pricks
some interest but not much else.
Caqi gazes in wonder
at her surroundings.
Amadeus sings:
"And there's nothin'
like wearing a wig,
And dancing a silly
jig,
...For Cholen!"
Seijin giggles.
Xeldria grins.
Desorceri plays a comical
ditty on his lysard, the burlesque melody reminiscent of the exaggerated
rhymes of youth.
Amadeus removes a bright
red yarn wig from in his heavy backpack.
Amadeus puts a bright
red yarn wig on his head.
Adhara chuckles.
Neimanz takes a drink
from his black demon rum.
Neimanz's eyes glaze
over slightly and his face pales.
Neimanz is stunned!
Neimanz blinks dazedly
as his arm muscles twitch.
Amadeus bounces around
happily.
For no apparent reason,
Amadeus flings himself at the ground.
Goldstr laughs!
Amadeus stands up.
Rezzette laughs!
Otath smiles quietly
to himself.
Xeldria chuckles.
Amadeus sings:
"I love when people
applaud,
Though some think I'm
rather odd,
But, I think I'm somewhat
Awed,
...By Cholen!"
As he continues playing
his lysard, Desorceri changes the tempo slightly to a brisk, marching
beat.
Adhara gazes up into
the heavens.
Amadeus smiles joyfully
as he twirls around in his gown.
Goldstr applauds.
Blades gazes up into
the heavens.
Amadeus sings:
"There's nothin' like
wearing heels,
And hearing gleeful
squeals,
...From Cholen!"
Desorceri playfully continues
blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Amadeus removes some
delicate high-heeled slippers from in his heavy backpack.
Adhara chuckles.
Amadeus puts some delicate
high-heeled slippers onto his feet.
Amadeus winks at
Blades.
Xeldria cackles!
Amadeus cackles!
Amadeus sings:
"And there's nothin'
like wearing hose,
And striking a beautiful
pose,
...For Cholen!"
Rezzette smirks.
A jovial ditty laughs
out from Desorceri's lysard, the merriment evident in his eyes as he plays
on.
Irodanis groans.
Rezzette giggles.
Blades mutters under
his breath.
Despaxsas grins.
Amadeus removes a pair
of red silk tights from in his heavy backpack.
Amadeus pulls a pair
of red silk tights over his legs.
Seijin cackles!
Amadeus asks, "Sexy,
eh?"
Rezzette laughs!
Adhara shudders.
Neimanz takes a drink
from his black demon rum.
Neimanz's eyes glaze
over slightly and his face pales.
Neimanz is stunned!
Xeldria grins.
Amadeus sings:
"Of course there's
Tilamaire,
But nothin' can
compare,
To the feeling of being
cared,
...By Cholen!"
Neimanz blinks dazedly
as his arm muscles twitch.
Goldstr chuckles.
Desorceri chuckles.
Jypsie chuckles.
Desorceri playfully continues
blowing his lysard in a lighthearted, lilting tune.
Blades says, "i'm gunna
be sick"
Racci asks, "You do it
all for the Cholen huh?"
Amadeus wildly dances
around - twirling, twisting, jumping, kicking, flailing and gyrating until
he's out of breath!
Amadeus gasps.
Irodanis says, "and ye
wonder why bards have a bad name"
Amadeus falls into a
heap and the music stops.
Amadeus groans.
Irodanis leans on
Adhara.
Otath applauds.
Boydd begins chuckling
at Blades.
Desorceri plays a comical
ditty on his lysard, the burlesque melody reminiscent of the exaggerated
rhymes of youth.
Adhara chuckles.
Flighty notes sound through
the area as Desorceri finishes his tune and lowers his lysard, a grin on
his face.
Amadeus exclaims, "Of course, you're probably saying to yourself, "What in
Lornon does crossdressing have to do with Cholen?!?" Amadeus cackles and
replies to himself, "Well, it's a well-known fact that Cholen himself sometimes
appears in the form of a woman to trick people and other Gods!"
Amadeus throws his head
back and howls!
Majole applauds.
Jypsie grins.
Otath bows to
Amadeus.
Otath sits down.
Amadeus suddenly jumps
back up on both feet! The music begins playing again as he dances around.
Xeldria applauds.
Amadeus sings:
"Oh, there's nothin'
like stealing a kiss,
And the feeling of total
bliss,
...From Cholen!"
Caqi looks on at the
display with contempt.
Raising his lysard to
his lips, Desorceri begins playing a jaunty jingle.
Otath chuckles.
Caqi mutters something
about Liabo.
Amadeus walks over and
gives you a little kiss on the nose.
Amadeus throws his head
back and howls!
You hear the voice of
Blades say, "stay the heck away from me"
Caqi gazes up into the
heavens.
Caqi flinches.
Amadeus sings:
"There's nothin' like
the feel of a gown,
And showing it to all
the town,
...For Cholen!"
Adhara giggles.
Desorceri plays on, the
notes from his lysard seeming to twist around each other and dance through
the area.
Otath blinks.
Xeldria grins.
Amadeus walks out into
the crowd. He pulls up his dress and shows off a bit of leg.
Irodanis snickers.
Rezzette laughs!
Amadeus sings:
"You might call me
obsessed,
For trying to
impress,
But I'd rather think
I'm possessed,
...By Cholen!"
Xeldria hoots!
Jypsie giggles.
Adhara chuckles.
Desorceri's eyes twinkle
as he merrily continues with his tune, the notes bubbling from his
lysard.
Amadeus raises his arms
up to the heavens, and with a simple nod and the drop of his arms, the music
stops.
Caqi nods to Khenan.
Majole snickers.
Amadeus bows.
Goldstr laughs!
You hear the voice of
Blades say, "i'd call you princess"
You hear the voice of
Taz say, "for Koar's sake at least shave if you're going to wear that"
Lord Yagnuts just
arrived.
You notice Juspera try
to tiptoe silently by you.
Flighty notes sound through
the area as Desorceri finishes his tune and lowers his lysard, a grin on
his face.
Adhara chuckles.
Otath applauds.
Xeldria applauds.
Amadeus exclaims,
"Phew!"
Thoryn came up the porch
steps.
Lord Kitatha just
arrived.
Amadeus bows.
Xeldria just gave Amadeus
a smooch.
Adhara applauds.
Despaxsas applauds.
Majole applauds.
Lowlight applauds.
You hear the voice of
Juspera say, "Many are called, but few are Cholen."
Lowlight applauds.
Thoryn says, "Feh....
Rotten bastich...."
Despaxsas removes a crystal
amulet from in his climbing pack.
Irodanis cackles!
Desorceri applauds.
Kitatha asks, "anyone
have a spare pearl they could sell?"
Neimanz put some black
demon rum in his elven knight's lootbag.
Xeldria cackles!
Despaxsas offers Leaghe
a crystal amulet.
You hear the voice of
Taz say, "booo Juspera"
Amadeus says, "I have
a joke for you all..."
You hear someone
chuckling.
Thoryn whispers, "Heys!
smooch!"
Lord Yagnuts went down
the porch steps.
Racci asks, "you awake
now?"
Lowlight exclaims,
"Bravo!"
Adhara grins.
Racci peers quizzically
at Neimanz.
Lord Dragonshield came
up the porch steps.
Jypsie smiles.
Lowlight applauds.
Amadeus recites:
"Why is Cholen considered
the holiest God?"
Xeldria exclaims, "You
missed the song!"
Xeldria gives Dragonshield
a good pinch!
Amadeus recites:
""Because... he's
c-HOLE-n!"
Caqi asks, "Because of
the fishnet stockings?"
Caqi raises an
eyebrow.
Amadeus cackles!
Blades gazes up into
the heavens.
Xeldria smirks.
Amadeus laughs!
You hear someone
laugh.
Dragonshield stares at
Amadeus.
You hear the voice of
Taz say, "Please someone stop him"
Majole chuckles.
Dragonshield
cackles!
Rezzette snickers.
Dragonshield says, "Long
time Bard.."
Dragonshield just hugged
Amadeus.
Rezzette says, "Well
done, Amadeus."
You hear the voice of
Juspera say, "I liked the fishnet stocking bit, I admit."
Amadeus exclaims, "Oh
boy... I KILL myself!"
Amadeus cackles!
Adhara chuckles.
Amadeus just hugged
Dragonshield.
Lowlight says, "Now don't
try to much at once. You may pull something"
Adhara gazes up into
the heavens.
Amadeus exclaims,
"Dragonshield! Good to see you!"
Goldstr exclaims, "Ah!
T Bard has made me day!"
Dragonshield says, "And
you my friend.."
Blades's eyes glaze over
slightly and his face pales.
Blades is stunned!
Dragonshield hugs
Jypsie.
Dragonshield asks, "Been
a while Rezzette..how ya been?"
Rezzette says, "Missed
you."
Desorceri hugs
Jypsie.
Amadeus says, "Lord Blades,
I'm surprised you haven't complimented me on my youthful appearance... Surely
seeing someone as young looking as I am in a dress is more appealing than
someone looking like they're in their eighties."
Blades glances at
Amadeus.
Blades says, "you got
uglier"
Thoryn leans against
an elegant green marble arch.
Amadeus gasps.
Blades says, "and a lil
fruitier"
Amadeus says, "I wish
I could slap you. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of that viper."
Amadeus begins
pouting.
Seijin exclaims, "Wonderful
song, Amadeus! Bravo indeed!"
Amadeus cackles!
Blades mutters under
his breath.
Amadeus says, "Too bad
the elderly don't enjoy it."
Amadeus smirks.
Thoryn says, "Slap him
anyway."
Thoryn just handed Amadeus
some coins.
Amadeus just hugged
Thoryn.
Amadeus exclaims,
"Thanks!"
Baser blinks.
Baser says, "you look
different"
Baser says, "and I don't
mean them umm fine clothes your wearin"
Baser chuckles.
Amadeus says, "I found
the fountain of youth in my travels."
Baser says, "Good to
see you around Amadeus"
Amadeus says, "Good to
see you as well, Lord Baser."
Juspera is admiring
Amadeus.
Baser grins.
Baser hugs Jypsie.
Baser whispers, "heyas
hon!"
Baser sits down.
Amadeus rubs his chin
thoughtfully.
Baser grins.
Amadeus says, "Unfortunately
I must rest, I shall see you all soon."
Everyone waves to Amadeus
as he stumbles down the steps out of sight.
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