Dremerie &
Cadsreel
(part 2)
Popcorn blosoms suddenly start popping open on a nearby
apricot tree.
Ylena recites:
"She glances over the balcony, seeing Cadsreel kneeling
in a puddle of drool, kernels all around him."
"Such a romantic sight warmed her heart."
"I never did understand her taste."
Ylena shrugs.
Ylena recites:
"But the course of true love does not run
smooth."
Ylena sighs sadly.
Ylena recites:
"Their evil families tried to keep them apart."
Ylena nods.
Ylena recites:
"And as you know, Dremerie is related to everyone
in the whole world."
"So that was a whole lot of people to keep them
apart."
Ylena nods.
Ylena recites:
"So they had to have an intermediary to help them
get away."
"Which, of course, was me, after I checked Cadsreel's
bank account to be sure he could afford her."
Ylena nods.
Ylena recites:
"Which is how they came to be standing here in front
of us today."
"Some people only believe in death and taxes."
"I believe in love and popcorn."
Ylena nods.
Ylena picks up her mandolin and strikes the opening
chords of a joyful tune.
Ylena sings:
"A time for them, or so they say,
Guess it's today, guess we should pray,
Or shout hurray.
A time for them, a moment when
They smile...
And hope that all this bother was worthwhile..."
With a final joyous flourish Ylena stills her fingers
on the mandolin, allowing the final bright chord to fade into silence.
Ylena recites:
"Have a good life, you two. You deserve each
other."
The guests admire and applaud Ylena.
Ylena grins.
Ylena just gave Dremerie a smooch.
Ylena just gave Cadsreel a smooch.
Popcorn blosoms swirl around Ylandra.
Avantos says, "Thank you Ylena."
THE ROASTING
Avantos says, "Ok, now at this time of the wedding
ceremony."
"I am going to invite a few people to say a few words
about the wedding of Dremerie and Cadsreel."
The warm moonlight caresses your face while a soft
breeze overhead carries with it the promise of spring.
Avantos says, "Geoff! Step forward"
Avantos says, "Feel free to say whatever comes to
mind."
Geoff says, "Oh aye.. weel, where tae begin.."
Cadsreel groans.
Geoff says, "I hae trowed perhaps ae bit o' the pipes
wad be appropriate.. then agin.. too mony bards aboot"
"weel.. in deference tae the bards.. nae pipes 'nd
nae lang stories, eh"
"o' course there was the time Cadsreel.. weel.. that
be the tale frae the taverns.."
"then there was ae certain bardic contest.. but oh
aye.. ye hae a' 'eard aboot that as weel"
"sae I wish ye baith the verra best"
Dremerie beams happily at Geoff!
Geoff nods.
Dremerie just hugged Geoff.
Gremlynn smiles.
Cadsreel wipes the sweat from his brow.
Geoff leans on his stick.
Geoff sits down.
Dremerie says, "Thank you Geoff."
Cadsreel says, "Aye Geoff, tank ye."
Aurien says, "that knife and all"
Aurien sighs.
Avantos exclaims, "Aurien!"
Cadsreel groans.
Aurien blinks.
Dremerie moans.
Aurien mumbles something that you don't quite
catch.
Avantos says, "Your next"
Aurien stands up.
Aurien says, "I was promised i would not have to
speak...."
Aurien sighs.
Sistermarie smiles because she understands everything
Aurien just mumbled.
Allequerie twitches her ears, glancing at Aurien.
Aurien says, "ah well"
Dremerie plugs Cadsreel's ears.
Higlac sets the wicker baskets out to catch the rolling
heads.
Dremerie whistles a complicated ditty, impressing
you with her virtuosity.
Giantphang licks a sweet cherry lollipop.
Cadsreel 'kindly' removes his soon-to-be-wife's
fingers.
Cadsreel says, "I's want ta hear dis one..."
Dremerie fidgets.
Danay begins chuckling at Cadsreel.
Aurien says, "Milady Dremerie...no words yet created
by Man or god, can describe your beauty this night..."
"and believe you me..were there such a word, I of
all people would know it"
Higlac laughs!
Cadsreel chuckles.
Dremerie blushes a lovely shade of bright violet.
Aurien says, "I have ten thousand memories of
dremerie..all of them dear to me...each a treasure.."
"and as you all well know...thives do not share their
trasure"
Dremerie smiles at Aurien.
Aurien says, "and so..we move to cadsreel"
Aurien is admiring Cadsreel.
Cadsreel says, "Wait..."
Cadsreel covers Dremerie's ears.
Aurien shakes his head.
Stars appear glistening brightly in the sky, adding
their warmth to the ceremony.
Cadsreel says, "Remember Aurien! Teefs never tell
on udder Teefs..."
Dremerie smiles as she pries Cadsreel's fingers from
her ears.
Cadsreel coughs.
Dremerie says, "My turn to hear, dear."
Avantos says, "Nice try."
Aurien asks, "Cadsreel.......what can be said of
cadsreel?"
Ashemu says, "Aye, but dey kin tell on priests,
Cads."
Nyte holds her comments to herself.
Aurien is caught with his hands in Dremerie's pockets
by several guests.
Cadsreel groans.
Dremerie exclaims, "Hands outta the skirt!"
Tanri says, "Nice try Aurien"
Merlock says, "quickfingers."
Dremerie slaps Aurien's hands.
Cadsreel says, "Of all da times ta be an honest
banker..."
Cadsreel says, "Woe is me."
Aurien says, "I will not relate the tale of the Rolton
to you....out of respect for Dremerie.."
Bhunny says, "Wow... Aurien moves quick. Nice
hands."
Aurien says, "nor of the popcorn party at helgas"
Lurch leans back.
Higlac says, "And the rolton."
Gremlynn mutters oh no another one with those
roltons!
Iansen says, "Moves quick then bungles up so obviously
that even I noticed."
Aurien says, "the one at thrakmas where he thought
her a tree worth decorating...."
Allequerie rubs some long silvery cat whiskers.
Avantos chuckles.
Cadsreel groans.
Aurien says, "nay i can say little ill of
Cadsreel...."
Avantos stares at Aurien.
You hear the voice of Cadsreel say, "Now where's dat
exit..."
Aurien says, "but...nor Can I think of much that is
good..."
Arfalax chuckles.
Spaetzle chuckles.
Truekillr chuckles.
Dremerie taps her foot impatiently.
Delgoth points at Cadsreel, ruining his hiding
place.
Spaewife says, "you can't escape uncle."
Danay says, "Round up the guards."
Nyte chuckles.
Dremerie just tried to pull Cadsreel towards her!
Cadsreel stops midstep towards the door.
Joter stands in front of the exit.
Arfalax exclaims, "Block the entryway!"
Aemergin says, "This is why webs were invented."
Cadsreel says, "I's was um, errr...."
Allequerie says, "Mights be a very cold evening,
Cadsreel."
Aurien says, "I guess the best that can be said for
the lad..is that Dremerie has chosen to give her love to him...and that..is
worth something..."
Giantphang gives his warfly a little prod with the
tip of his finger.
Cadsreel fidgets.
Dremerie whips out a long purple rope and ties Cadsreel
firmly to the altar.
Morgatha exclaims, "go woman!"
Ylena exclaims, "You go!"
Danay laughs!
Lochraven grins.
Delgoth turns to Dremerie and cheers!
Hyssopp begins chuckling at Dremerie.
Ylandra grins at Dremerie.
Aurien says, "Dremerie and Cadsreel...good luck to
you both"
Aurien says, "and I was NOT supposed to speak"
Aurien mumbles something that you don't quite
catch.
Aurien sits down.
Avantos exclaims, "Gremlynn!"
Gremlynn says, "oh my"
Gremlynn stands up.
Avantos says, "Say somthing nice about Cadsreel."
Cadsreel glances at Dremerie.
Danay is admiring Dremerie.
Everyone cheers and applauds Dremerie.
Gremlynn says, "well um what can I say about
cadsreel"
Cadsreel mutters under his breath.
Gremlynn says, "i met him when he was a wee lad wandering
lost in the Lands"
"he was pretty obnoxious then as well"
"but he did turn out pretty well though"
Cadsreel says, "Me? Obnoxious... perish at da
tought..."
Cadsreel fidgets.
Gremlynn smiles at Cadsreel.
Gremlynn winks.
Cadsreel says, "Aye, I's had a halo.... once."
Cadsreel fidgets.
Gremlynn says, "i never thought I would see the day
that I would see him getting married"
"especially to such a lovely lady as dremerie"
"i hope that you both are as happy as geoff and I
are"
Gremlynn says, "congrats you two"
Gremlynn smiles.
Dremerie says, "Thanks Aurien and Gremlynn."
Gremlynn says, "welcome"
Gremlynn sits down.
Avantos exclaims, "Tanri!"
Tanri chuckles.
Tanri sashays up to Dremerie.
Dremerie says, "Oh oh.. we're in trouble now."
Tanri says, "Sister"
Avantos nods to Dremerie.
Tanri just kissed Dremerie on the cheek.
Dremerie just kissed Tanri on the cheek.
Allequerie says, "Much trouble."
Tanri says, "You are the most outrageous bard I know,
save Amadeus"
Cadsreel fidgets.
Dremerie exclaims, "Ylena's worse than me!"
Tanri says, "However..."
Ylena says, "You're the one who writes all the naughty
songs."
Ylena nods to Dremerie.
Ahmeuseng nods to Ylena.
Dremerie turns an inquisitive ear towards Tanri.
Tanri says, "I've been so proud of you over the
years"
Higlac tries to clear off some dust from his spectacles,
but only worsens the smudge.
Tanri says, "Your dedication over the years, to the
bards, to our House"
Tanri smiles at Dremerie.
Dremerie smiles at Tanri.
Tanri says, "I am in awe of what you've
accomplished"
Faegil drops a coin.
Cadsreel picked up a coin.
Cadsreel coughs.
Tanri says, "I know you'll have a wonderful marriage,
because you will dedicate yourself to building a beautiful life"
Tanri smiles at Dremerie and Cadsreel.
Tanri says, "Cadsreel"
Tanri just kissed Cadsreel on the cheek.
Tanri says, "You hid it for years, but I knew the
truth"
Tanri smiles at Cadsreel.
Cadsreel fidgets.
Tanri says, "You love Drem more than popcorn, and
you always have"
Tanri says, "Blessed be"
Tanri says, "Brother"
Tanri grins at Cadsreel.
Avantos asks, "Brauden! You got anything nice to say
about Cadsreel or Dremerie?"
Cadsreel says, "May Love Light en Laughter grace yer
life as it has mine Tanri..."
Tanri winks at Cadsreel.
Dremerie exclaims, "Oh no!! Not him!"
Brauden rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Dremerie rolls her eyes.
Dremerie exclaims, "He knows too much!"
Cadsreel glances at Brauden.
Cadsreel says, "Fer some reason, he makes me
nervous..."
Cadsreel squints at Brauden.
Brauden says, "Perhaps it would be best if I kept
quiet."
Avantos snickers.
Danay cackles!
Allequerie grins at Brauden.
Brauden examines his fingernails.
Brauden slips on some popcorn and is left totally
speechless.
Brauden says, "Pardon me, I must run now."
GameMaster Brauden just went south.
Delgoth smiles and waves to the retreating
Brauden.
Avantos exclaims, "Higlac!"
Higlac steps forward.
Ylena says, "Dremerie bought his silence."
Cadsreel glances at Higlac.
Higlac says, "Dremerie, Sis."
Cadsreel says, "oh, I's safe on dis one."
Higlac says, "Cadsreel, old friend."
Celtic sets his toy skeletal warhorse on the ground
and gives it a little push. The warhorse neighs eerily as it gallops along
the ground, gnashing its teeth and thrashing its stringy tail menacingly!
After a few moments it stops and Celtic quickly retrieves it.
Celtic whistles tunelessly to himself.
Brauden whispers to Cadsreel, "We'll talk later."
Higlac says, "I've got good news and bad news."
Cadsreel nods to Brauden.
Dremerie glances at Brauden.
Sianan grins at Brauden.
Higlac says, "The good news is I've brought this
book."
Higlac taps a verdant green Imaera prayerbook.
Higlac says, "The bad news is there isn't a single
passage in here that applies to either of you in the least."
Higlac discards the book putting it in his fur
backpack.
Cadsreel asks, "But does it mention popcorn?"
Higlac says, "In all seriousness, though."
Cadsreel says, "a recipe perhaps..."
Cadsreel coughs.
Higlac says, "I've seen a lot of couples in my time
here."
Dremerie exclaims, "it's got purple pages!"
Cadsreel smiles at Higlac.
Higlac says, "And seldom if ever, have I seen a couple
who support each other more in times of hardship."
Higlac says, "I truly mean it when I say this..."
Higlac says, "You two deserve each other."
Higlac stalks back to his seat cackling
maniacally.
Cadsreel blushes a lovely shade of bright pink.
Avantos says, "Awww"
Higlac blushes a glowing shade of red.
Celtic stands up.
Celtic just tried to pull Dremerie towards him!
Celtic says, "I've known this Lady for a LONG
time."
Celtic and Cadsreel shake hands.
Celtic says, "Good luck."
Dremerie blushes a lovely shade of bright violet.
Everyone chuckles.
Celtic moves to stand in front of Dremerie.
Celtic just kissed Dremerie on the cheek.
Celtic sits down.
Dremerie beams happily at Celtic!
Avantos says, "Fremie"
Fremie stands up.
Fremie says, "It is a true blessing when two people,
like these two tonight, kin come together through their differences and love
each other enough to stand before an altar and give of themselves."
Gremlynn removes a soft grey woolen cloak lined with
lush black fur from her shoulders.
Fremie says, "I admire em both for their bravery to
cast aside that which has stood in der way...they is two of the most fun,
caring folks I know..."
Celtic picks a popcorn kernel out of his teeth.
Celtic coughs.
Lochraven shifts her eyes to Celtic.
Fremie says, "May you both find strength in each other's
hearts as the sea finds strength in the tides clashing and melding as
one...."
Fremie raises his hand to his coral Charl symbol,
touching the image of an emerald trident.
Fremie sits down.
Avantos says, "Last but not least, our good friend
Spaetzle."
Spaetzle babbles something unintelligible.
Spaetzle slowly empties his lungs.
Spaetzle stands up.
Ylena says, "Here, you look hungry."
Cadsreel accepts Ylena's buttered popcorn.
Ylena nods to Cadsreel.
Spaetzle says, "lesseee roast er toast..."
Spaetzle asks, "roast er toast?"
Spaetzle rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Spaetzle chuckles.
Aemergin says, "Roast one, toast the other."
Spaetzle says, "alright..."
Spaetzle says, "seein as this is whut ah do
best.."
Spaetzle winks.
Spaetzle says, "when ah first met Drem.. twas a brithday
of hers many many moons back.."
Spaetzle says, "stealin mah ribs..."
Spaetzle glances at Dremerie.
Dremerie chuckles.
Dremerie nods to Spaetzle.
Spaetzle says, "breakin tomatoes...."
Spaetzle says, "tyin up that guy from Solh... er"
Spaetzle glances at Cadsreel.
Spaetzle clasps his hand over his mouth.
Spaetzle says, "makin me slave over a large grill
as it flared beyond the top of me head.."
Spaetzle glances at Dremerie.
Dremerie shuffles her feet.
Spaetzle says, "worse of all... makin me table dance
on her back lawn.."
Spaetzle glances at Dremerie.
Dremerie giggles.
Spaetzle shakes his head.
Spaetzle says, "but nuff bout that..."
"drinkin in the Inn.."
"sharin stories of conques... er batttles.."
Spaetzle examines his fingernails.
Spaetzle says, "an sothin yer nerves afore ye actually
popped.."
Spaetzle winks.
Spaetzle says, "the question..."
Spaetzle says, "guess ahm done.."
Spaetzle snaps his fingers.
Avantos leans on Spaetzle.
Spaetzle says, "ok lemme jess say....."
"to both of ye.."
"may the kitchen allas be clean.. the an the oven
allas hot..."
Spaetzle winks.
Spaetzle turns towards Cadsreel and renders a sharp
hand salute.
Spaetzle just kissed Dremerie on the cheek.
Spaetzle sits down.
Dremerie just gave Spaetzle a smooch.
THE RINGS
Avantos grabs the floor while there is still some
left.
Avantos recites:
"As we seen , as much as we tried to roast Cadsreel
and Dremerie
Its impossible. They are two of the sweetest people
ever
And no matter how many evil and horrible stories that
Cadsreel has done or made up
Will change that."
Avantos recites:
"Cadsreel and Dremerie, you stand in the company of
all your friends
and you have been found to be the best of friends
and partners, now and forever."
Avantos recites:
"Even if Dremerie is getting the worst part of the
deal."
Avantos recites:
"To my friends Dremerie and Cadsreel, I offer only
my best
You asked me to do your wedding
And instead, I let your friends
Share the joy with you, that you share with them"
Avantos recites:
"You two epitomize devotion, caring, and love
and you have my eternal respect
as well as everyone elses in this realm."
Avantos recites:
"Holy Oleani, bless these rings in my hand
Lets them always guide Cadsreel and Dremerie home
As the beating each feels, is the purest love for
one another."
Avantos raises the wedding bands skyward! A radiant
beam of violet light descends upon Avantos bathing him in a powerful glow.
Looking into the heavens he holds the rings in the bright purple glow.
Dremerie exclaims, "Violet!"
A sphere of pure purple light appears above you. A
wispy tendril of pure magic reaches out to encircle Cadsreel and
Dremerie.
Cadsreel gazes fondly at Dremerie.
Dremerie gazes fondly at Cadsreel.
A multitude of popcorn white doves suddenly take flight
as violet petals fall to the ground.
Avantos says, "Aemergin! "
Aemergin recites:
"So Dremerie, our wonderful host, has asked me to
sing for you all tonight. She said, "None of that sappy weddding stuff, I
want funny."
Aemergin recites:
"As funny as we all know marraige can be, writing
a song about such a special ceremony to be "funny" wasn't as easy as one
would think."
Aemergin recites:
"Make people laugh, but not at anyone. Make people
groan, but not anyone. Make people see that as humorous as the song may be,
it still has a meaning."
Aemergin recites:
"So without further adieu, I sing this song for you,
entitled "A Funny Wedding Song" also known as "Newlyweds Roasting On An Open
Fire"."
Aemergin smiles and begins to clap his hands, urging
the audience to do the same. The clapping steadies itself into a nice even
beat, suitable for singing to.
Danay claps her hands.
CONTINUE
HERE...
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