Dremerie &
Cadsreel
Today is Leyan, day 15 of the month Eoantos in the
year 5100. It is 22:38 by the elven time standard.
[A Bright Meadow]
Towering trees surround a large patch of green grass
dusted with colorful wild flowers. Over the treetops, snow-covered peaks
are outlined against the clear sky. Four poles wrapped with silk ribbons
surround an altar of carved wood from which delicate garlands of flowering
vines hang down to the ground.
The altar is made from a great tree stump. On the
flat surface can be seen the hundreds of rings that prove the age of this
ancient tree. The base is carved with a delicate leaf pattern and is encrusted
with sparkling emeralds.
The Guests
GameMaster Kyalia, GameMaster Brauden, GameHost Kalkern,
Beryl, Lady Terynnaa, Arfalax, Merlock, Fremie, Lord Ashemu, Yarx, Lady
Onyxflame, Thia, Lady Lemandria, Simorgya, Lord Cyr, Bhunny, Brakian, Dagdha,
Ughsplat, Lord Bramlor, Dremerie, Lady Mayflash, Galilea, Lord Meshach, Galhart,
Lord Jarmus, Lady Braenna, Gwenna, Aurien, Gwynna, Lord Avantos, Kraniak,
Hyssopp, Lady Allequerie, Lord Kkian, Lord Lycanthus, Spaewife, Balinworn,
Lady Letisha, Lord Kerl, Lord Howlinbear, Sorchia, Mustafo, Lady Ylena, Lord
Blacksabre, Lord Quavvy, Lady Alexys, Journeyman Calill, Lady Morgatha, Lord
Vormancian, Lady Danay, Lady Sayrena, Drexla, Lady Brynnah, Lord Higlac,
Faegil, Sepip, Alisanne, Murgin, Lord Tanzra, Tanri, Lord Spaetzle, Gullman,
Lady Jeeta, Lord Metadi, Lord Joter, Ylandra, Lord Delgoth, Lord Wendol,
Lady Avira, Lady Sistermarie, Lady Ahmeuseng, Lord Geoff, Lady Gremlynn,
Lady Sianan, Lord Aemergin, Lady Aalyiah, Lord Bulrabye, Lady Gentledove,
Lord Melthasor, Lord Iansen, Lord Rekarth, Naryia, Lord Giantphang, Lady
Jypsie, Lady Nyte, Lady Avira, Lord Celtic, Lord Howlinbear, Lady Indica,
Lord Truekillr, Vrais, Sage Mitra, Lord Lurch, Lord Ignis, Lady Lavinnia,
Lady Lochraven, Lord Cyr, Lord Higlac, and others..
The Priest
Lord Avantos Urhman the Dark Elf.
He appears to be in his 110's, has long, braided silver
hair, violet eyes, and dark skin. He has a raging silver dragon tattoo on
his arm. He is wearing a wide gold ring, some silver chased sable vestments,
a frowning skull pin, some laced black leather breeches, some tanned hunting
leathers, a woven black leather wand belt with a silver dragon clasp, a branded
sable satchel, a Faendryl silver promise ring, a simple silver locket, a
black cape edged with venium and embroidered with the image of a silver dragon,
a formal pair of shadowy black dueling gloves fastened at the wrists with
delicate silver chains, a black leather bookbag, an artfully carved Koar
symbol suspended from a fine silver chain, a ruby earring, a pair of black
leather cavalry boots with silver-tipped spurs, a tooled leather shield harness,
a ruby-clasped black leather backpack, a crimson leather ducal mantle, a
silver bracelet, and a silver-etched talisman.
The Bard
Lord Aemergin Milesios the Giantman Gleeman.
He appears to be in his 40's, has thinning silver
hair, multihued eyes, and tanned skin. He is wearing a gold ring, an agate-inset
bronze medallion, some deathstone earrings, some veniom-worked boots, a black
diamond studded gem pouch, a deep crimson surcoat accented with a twisting
pattern of blackened veniom, some xenium-studded thighguards, some xenium-studded
armguards, a tiny black glaes spider, a small memory charm, a diamond and
vultite wedding ring, a pair of steel-rimmed spectacles, an onyx-studded
gold charm bracelet, a glowing amulet, a fine copper-inlaid horn, a veniom
threaded harness, some dark krodera-studded brigandine, and a golvern embossed
kite shield.
The Bardess
Lady Ylena Fygar the Sylvankind Songsmith.
She appears to be in her 70's, has shoulder length,
curly red hair, green eyes, and fair skin. She is wearing a golden satin
headband encrusted with tiny sunburst diamonds, a diamond encrusted harp
pin with shimmering golden strings, a glittering golden cloak, a stylish
padded instrument case, an off-the-shoulder deep purple brocade gown tied
at the waist with a glittering golden cord, some sheer spidersilk hose, and
some tiny purple satin slippers.
Knightsman
Galhart Arrowfeather the Half-Elf Woodsman.
He appears to be in his 60's, has unkempt, long dark
brown hair, hazel eyes, and tanned skin. He is wearing an intricately crafted
drake-shaped clasp inset with a perfectly preserved oak leaf encased in polished
amber, an elegant white silk shirt, a purple Phoen sash, a purple brocade
sack, some black silver-edged breeches, a butterfly charm, a white gold wedding
band, a long black leather cloak, an old azure bandana, a soft grey bandana,
a large sack, a golden Phoen circlet, a rich purple glaes spider charm, a
tiny black castle pin, a carved maoral snowflake locket, and some leaf embossed
boots.
Groom
Cadsreel Kydaro the Giantman.
He appears to be in his 60's, has short, wavy silver
hair, multihued eyes, and fair skin. He is wearing a white popcorn kernel-shaped
cloak clasp, a jet black cape, a simple purple sash embroidered with small
violets, an elegant white silk shirt, some black silver-edged breeches, a
veniom-worked black silk gem pouch, a black velvet beret, a shiny red sunstone
earring, a black eyepatch, and a leather pouch.
Attendants
Thia Bagheri the Human.
She appears to be in her 50's, has shoulder length,
wavy red hair, multihued eyes, and tanned skin. She is wearing a deep green
silk gown with a shimmering gold threaded bodice adorned with gold beads,
a dragonfire emerald earring, a sprig of Imaera's Lace, a sunstone wedding
ring, a solid gold sailor's knot bracelet, a delicate gold dolphin anklet,
a golden heart-shaped pendant, and a pair of elbow-length gloves.
Galilea Jetsam the Elf.
She appears to be in her 40's, has shoulder length,
wavy sandy blond hair, multihued eyes, and fair skin. She has a red butterfly
tattoo on her neck. She is wearing a backless gown of shimmering sea-blue
silk, a blood red cloak, and a pure silver Aspis pin.
Father of the Bride
Faegil Clanner the Giantman Bard.
He appears to be in his 150's, has thinning silver
hair, hazel eyes, and tanned skin. He is wearing a white rose boutonniere,
some trim dark grey trousers, a stark white linen shirt, a handsome black
surcoat, a silver clan crest buckle, a gold ring, some elegant black leather
boots, a wedding band crafted of pure gold, and a beryl-inset pewter
earcuff.
Bride
Dremerie Chillchaser the Elf.
She appears to be in her 60's, has long, straight
red hair, green eyes, and fair skin. She is holding a large popcorn ball
studded with purple violets in her left hand. She is wearing a fitted white
satin gown with an overskirt of purple silk edged with violet petals, a wreath
of white and purple violets, an exquisite white pearl and amethyst necklace
carved to resemble popcorn kernels and violets, a purple velvet cloak, an
ornate gold Cholen symbol, and an antique silver armband.
A trumpet sounds as a tiny elf announces "Hear Ye!
Hear Ye! The ceremony is about to begin!"
Avantos says, "We are about to get ready"
Avantos says, "We are sorry for the delay"
Avantos says, "ok, with this many of you, I am going
to ask you all stay really quiet"
Avantos says, "If you dont, Its Blades's job to take
you outside, squash you, kick you, and leave so little left, Spaetzle couldnt
even make sausage from em...So everyone hush"
Rayyne sits down.
Avantos says, "I will be calling on some of you tonite
to help contribute some memories"
Avantos says, "Its a very interactive roast of Cadsreel
and Dremerie, er..I mean wedding, so please pay attention"
Avantos grins evilly.
Avantos asks, "Master Faegil?"
Faegil slips his arm around Beryl.
Beryl snuggles up to Faegil.
Avantos says, "You will be first tonite, when you
give the bride away."
Faegil nods.
Beryl smiles and laces her fingers through Faegil's
fingers.
Higlac tries in vain to find the rite of roasting
in the prayerbook.
Avantos grins evilly.
Higlac squints at a verdant green Imaera
prayerbook.
Avantos says, "Again, folks, keep down the
movements"
Avantos says, "Please"
Cadsreel just arrived.
As Cadsreel arrives at the altar his handsome features
are outlined in the warm moonlight.
The guests beam and admire Cadsreel.
Cadsreel takes a place next to Galhart.
Cadsreel gulps.
Cadsreel looks in anticipation for Dremerie.
Cadsreel says, "Cholen's playin tricks on me."
Cadsreel scowls.
Cadsreel gazes up into the heavens.
Cadsreel says, "Cholen's tricks..."
Cadsreel grumbles.
Galilea bounces proudly up the aisle.
Avantos says, "Cadsreel, welcome to your wedding,
glad you didnt run off. "
Galilea just touched Cadsreel.
Cadsreel just touched Galilea.
Avantos says, "He was cowering in the grooms' trunk
when I arrived."
Avantos says, "It was pathetic."
The luxurious deep green grass underfoot gently bends
as a warm night breeze gently caresses your skin.
Thia walks along the aisle.
Cadsreel gulps.
Cadsreel paces back and forth.
Galilea grins.
Dremerie just arrived.
Cadsreel wrings his hands.
A gentle breeze ripples the voluminous folds of Dremerie's
gown, as it sparkles in the twilight.
The guests beam in awe at the Lovely, Dremerie.
Cadsreel gazes fondly at Dremerie.
Dremerie gazes fondly at Cadsreel.
Dremerie keeps her eyes on Cadsreel, hoping no one
notices her hands shaking.
Bhunny mutters popcorn.
Beryl smiles with encouragement at her new
daughter.
Mustafo joins Blades's group.
Mustafo snuggles up to Blades.
Brief flickers of light drift into the glade, seeming
to descend from the trees. Within the misty light you make out the outline
of stag and doe.
Gullman exclaims, "Purple and popcorn, a match made
in heaven!"
Cadsreel shivers.
Avantos recites:
"Good evening my friends! We are here to celebrate
the life and times of Cadsreel, who in his life, was married to that witch
Dremerie, and she nagged him into an early grave after it took him YEARS
to finally marry him."
Avantos says, "Errr.."
Avantos says, "Wrong service"
Cadsreel blinks.
Cadsreel hangs his head.
Avantos recites:
"Good evening folks, we are hear to celebrate Dremerie
finally fastening the ball and chain to Cadsreel...no, thats not it.."
Cadsreel chuckles.
Cadsreel coughs.
Faegil says, "that's the right one"
Allequerie says, "Close enough."
Avantos says, "Ahhh, I got it"
Avantos recites:
"Good evening! We are here to celebrate the Wedding
of Dremerie and Cadsreel!"
Avantos says, "Its tough tonite."
Avantos says, "Ok, to start with."
Cadsreel mutters something about Cholen....
Avantos says, "Faegil has volenteered to foist off
this winsome woman on Cadsreel."
Faegil stands up.
Dremerie gazes fondly at Faegil.
Faegil steps up next to Dremerie.
Faegil holds Dremerie's hands in his.
Faegil turns Dremerie to face Cadsreel.
Faegil recites:
"Now, I am here to give Dremerie ta ye as she has
requested"
Cadsreel glances at Avantos, his face turns slightly
pale and mutters under his breath.
Faegil gazes fondly at Dremerie.
Fremie snickers.
You feel raindrops splatter around you and then realize
its popcorn.
Faegil recites:
"But I deas feel a few words of...warning may be in
order"
Blades gazes upward.
Dremerie exclaims, "Dad!!"
Thia pulls popcorn out of her hair.
Dremerie exclaims, "You promised!"
Bhunny tilts her head up and opens her mouth.
Ahmeuseng tilts her head back for a mouthful of
popcorn.
Faegil recites:
"Ye see, Dremerie does like men in kilts.."
Dremerie fidgets.
Faegil recites:
"And there might be a reason"
Cadsreel says, "Well I's nae wearin a skirt..."
Faegil glances at Dremerie.
Cadsreel glances at Faegil.
Dremerie grins.
Cadsreel says, "Dar was dat one time, but... dat was
different."
Cadsreel fidgets.
Faegil recites:
"But I has to mention one other specific thing"
"It seems, that Dremerie used ta have a little
toy..."
Faegil glances at Dremerie.
Rayyne says, "Do tell."
Faegil glances at Cadsreel.
Dremerie says, "Still do."
Dremerie grins.
Galhart asks, "Ye sure ye can tell this story?"
Beryl asks, "in mixed company?"
Beryl glances at Faegil.
Morgatha says, "Everyone under 18, cover yer
ears"
Faegil recites:
"So let me give ye fair warnin of it before ye decide
ta say yes"
"When ye lay down next ta her at night, I want ye
to always remember this..."
"Her toy, and something she always loved"
"Was a nice little knife..."
Cadsreel winces.
Faegil recites:
"That would be..a Castration knife to be exact"
Aurien says, "ouch...."
Iansen shifts his weight.
A pained expression crosses Murgin's face.
A pained expression crosses Metadi's face.
Bulrabye gasps.
Merlock blinks.
Rayyne shudders.
Iansen fidgets.
Dremerie nods to Faegil.
Beryl covers her ears.
Balinworn shudders.
Avantos chuckles.
Merlock moves to stand in front of Cadsreel.
Hyssopp winces.
Allequerie rubs some long silvery cat whiskers.
Joter gulps.
Galilea's face turns slightly pale.
Tanri gazes at the crowd, watching the reactions of
the men.
Merlock coughs.
Dremerie says, "I left it in my locker tonight."
Merlock sits down.
Galhart chuckles.
Metadi glances at some shining rolaren battle
plate.
Faegil recites:
"Now, with that in mind, I shall welcome ye ta the
clan, if ye dare so agree"
Avantos says, "On that note."
Faegil smiles.
Avantos shudders.
Faegil moves to stand in front of Dremerie.
Faegil recites:
"Now, play nice with him"
Faegil winks at Dremerie and kisses her on the
forehead.
Cadsreel fidgets.
The scent of violets dance upon the winds, swirling
around you and leaving their lingering fragrance to soothe your soul.
Faegil turns towards Cadsreel and holds Dremerie's
hand towards him.
Cadsreel fidgets.
Cadsreel checks his footing.
Avantos says, "Ok, now that I am totally horrified,
now is the time to remind everyone this is a fun wedding, and the shedding
of blood, especially mine is not allowed."
Cadsreel says, "Aye, specially after da last ting
ye did fer us..."
Kraniak asks, "I just want to know if the empath's
know a spell for that one?"
Avantos says, "Thank you Faegil, I think"
Avantos says, "I am going to have more nightmares
from that than considering Cadsreel and Dremerie on their honeymoon"
Faegil sits down.
Avantos says, "Lets move on."
Avantos says, "We'll start with a prayer."
The guests kneel in prayer.
Avantos recites:
"Dearest Oleani
Please protect Cadsreel from Dremerie
and whichever lord is responsible for armor
gird Cadsreel in whatever is appropriate when she
gets angry."
Avantos recites:
"Holy Oleani
thou dost not know Dremerie and Cadsreel
But they are good and faithful in love
its not her fault he took forever to get her to the
altar
Bless them this union in all things."
Avantos says, "Ok, now we are going to depart from
the norm."
Avantos says, "And let Ylena sing."
The guests sit back in their seats.
Dremerie beams happily at Ylena!
A firefly flits down from the trees and alights in
front of the wedding couple, spinning brightly in place before flying off
again in a sweep of violet and sapphire wings.
Ylena recites:
"I thought long and hard about what this should
be."
"And I decided to tell you about how Dremerie and
Cadsreel ended up together."
"Picture a great big dance."
Ylena grins, nods and continues...
"A girl walks in, wearing a simple purple shift, ribbons
in her hair, carrying a large bucket of violets."
"And who does she spy by the refreshment table?"
Ylena gasps.
Dremerie gazes fondly at Cadsreel.
Cadsreel blushes a lovely shade of bright pink.
Ylena recites:
"Some slob shoving popcorn down his throat with both
hands."
"Most women would be terrified."
"Well, she was carrying a bucket, after all.."
"The orchestra started to play... they stared at each
other..."
"And across the crowded floor, they began to weave
their way towards one another...eyes locked..."
"Unfortunately, neither was paying any attention to
where they were going, so they both tripped."
"She knocked herself out with her bucket."
"He choked on his popcorn."
"And their evil families who hated each other dragged
them away."
"They came to, each in their homes."
"Fortunately, he knew what violets smelled like."
"So he followed the scent."
"And he ended up outside a big stone house, under
a parapet."
"Where he saw her, a vision in purple, standing on
the balcony."
"Cadsreel! Cadsreel!"
"Deny thy father, refuse thy name!"
Ylena clasps her hands melodramatically to her ample
bosom.
Ylena recites:
"Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love..."
Ylena gasps.
Ylena recites:
"And I'll no longer..."
Ylena gasps.
Ylena recites:
"Wear purple!"
Ylena bites her knuckle.
Dremerie gawks at Ylena.
Dremerie exclaims, "I would NEVER do that!"
Cadsreel asks, "Nae even fer me love?"
Merlock says, "Marriage is off, everyone out"
Merlock nods.
Cadsreel gazes fondly at Dremerie.
Ylena recites:
"Hush, you, this is MY story."
Ylena stares at Dremerie.
Dremerie gazes fondly at Cadsreel.
Dremerie says, "Well... only for you."
Ylena recites:
"Well, the young and overfed Cadsreel was
overwhelmed."
"He stared up at the balcony."
Ylena raises her right hand towards Dremerie.
Ylena recites:
"Soft, what light through yonder window breaks?"
Ylena rubs her chin thoughtfully.
Ylena recites:
"It is... the kitchen!"
"And Dremerie is popping popcorn!"
Ylena beams!
"By the gods, I must have this woman.. well, her popcorn
anyway..."
Ylena leers at Dremerie.
Dremerie giggles.
CONTINUE
HERE...
captured and edited by Lady Jypsie in the year
5102
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