Old Blobquotes

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Here we have stored all of the blobquotes that have appeared on the page....for nostalgia purposes, you know? Well....that and to laugh our asses off again at the stupid things we've all said, and the great movie and tv quotes we love.

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"Global Warming melted my banana!" -Me

"When in Rome -- buttsex." -Me

"I appreciate art...I also appreciate a hot woman." -Owen

"It's like wearing a pooh bear...on your crotch" -Prof. Phil explaining codpieces

"YOU OWNZ THE INTERWEB!!!!!" -Jim

"Wait...Steve said that...no...I did...no, it was Steve. Aw hell, same thing." - Angela

"Sorry...I was licking whipped cream off myself in an aggressively provocative manner." - Angela

"He probably just looks at people and says 'Hi, I'm a prince.'" - Adam

"Hand me a 'Spank Me'" -Amanda

"It's such a beautiful movie...yet they end it with a doorknob!" -Sara

"What Phil said about 'Stooping to Farce'...made me want to pee on him..." -CT

"Aw, my shoe untied again, I hate my life." -me

"I couldn't make anyone hate me faster if I went up to them and said, "Hi, I'm Owen Jones and I just f**ked your mother."" -Owen talking to Scuba

"A piece of my soul for chicken? Hell yeah." -Favian

"You're talented...but stupid." -Dave

"mrrew...go to hell. ^.^" -Angela

"ph33r the living banana from DOS!!!" -Angela

"There are only 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't." -Thinkgeek.com T-shirt

"It's like karma's f**king me up the ass." -Ariel

"REPENT, THE END IS EXTREMELY F**KING NIGH" -Scrawled on a wall in 28 Days Later

"Wench runs like a chicken." -Favian

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