Hello! Welcome to the Inky Blob!
I'm Steve, the owner, and I'll be your pilot today...
You might be wondering at this point:
This site, as I said at the start, is the Inky Blob.
I suppose this could be classified as a In it, you'll find comics, artwork, articles, and whatever else my This is the front page:
It should be rather straightforward, so if you think you have the hang of it, you can stop reading now. If not, then read on, and I'll describe what you'll find on these pages of wonder, mystery, and suck.
The first link leads to the site's official LiveJournal Community.
Under those, the blobquotes.
Finally, under that, the link to old filler images. It's basically the same idea as the old quotes, just another archive where you can see the things I'm forced to come up with when I have no time to make real content.
My GOD some of these images are BAD.
On top, links to the comic archives.
Big Show of Justice: Based off of the low-to-no-budget TV series that ran on the Rowan University campus's TV station, the comic focuses on the Justice Duo: The Green Dawn and The Golden Eagle,
two college students who get it into their heads to become superheroes. Of course, they turn out to be two of the most inept heroes the world has ever seen.
Randomness: Whatever I feel like. Stuff that doesn't fall into any continuing series. Sometimes drawn, sometimes sprites. Whatever.
There are also some series that ran for a time but were eventually cancelled for one reason or another.
The Whitespace: Follows the story of the characters who end up in the Whitespace, a dimension which lies inbetween all universes. The area acts as a jumping off point, allowing the characters (mostly Link and his counterpart DarkLink)
to travel from universe to universe, following the orders of a sadistic and manipulative author (me).
Midnight Reviere: This one barely even got started. It was going to center around the same characters from Chibi Trent, but it would tell the real story, using actual logs from the game.
The artist for this series is Favian Koth, and if he ever gets around to finishing page 1, then this series will be reactiviated. As it is, we only have a book cover for it.
Final Idiousy: The oldest comic series on the site, only because it was created and ran before the site even existed. It was drawn by me and written by myself and my friend Keith Cafferty back in our highschool days.
It told our stories the way we wanted them to be told: completely without any markings of sense anywhere in it. Videogames, hackeysack, and utter nonsense were the basic themes.
Bored yet? I told you this was straightforward. Let's continue!
Artwork: If I need to explain this, I swear to God I'll hurt you. It's art. I made it. You look at it. That's it.
Extras: These are interesting. On this page, you'll find articles, parodies, ytmnd sites, and more!
Fanworks: Sometimes fellow artists or webcomic authors make things for me. This is really really rare, but it does happen, and the things they send me end up behind this link.
About: Bios of the people who work here.
Store: Clicking this link will send you to a page from which you can get to all of the site's stores. We've got a few designs, so buy a shirt or a mug or something and help support the site.
Links: Takes you to more links. Come on! Isn't this obvious yet?
Hire me: You can hire me for artwork commissions, or buy adspace on the frontpage. All the info for it is on this page.
We're almost at the end? THANK YOU GOD.
Ok, the very last thing...the ads.
That ought to do it. You should now be able to find anything you want on this site.
Back to the Main Page
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Website made by Stevan Szczytko and Angela Saenz, Drawings and comics by Stevan,
all characters not created by me are trademarked and copyrighted by their various owners who are very nice and
wouldn't sue me because I do these works because I'm a fan.....that and I have no money.
Comments? Questions? Curses? Send me an e-mail at inkyblob@gmail.com. If you don't suck
I just may reply to you on the site...or have one of my imaginary minions do it.
"Where the hell am I?"
"What happens here?"
"Who are you and what have you done with my pants?"
Well...you can't have them back, but I'll answer your other questions.
webcomic humor good website.
slaves lackeys friends and I come up with.
You should have seen it already. On the left are links to navigate the site, in the middle are links to the most recent updates, the newsposts, and links to a few secondary archives. On the right, ads (click them, I need money).
I warn you, though, this next bit is text heavy, so don't come crying to me with "I'm bored! Shut up!" Remember, you CHOSE to learn about the site instead of just reading the comics.
This is the main link you'll need to know, the new content button.
Clicking this will send you directly to whatever content it describes. The site updates every Monday, so the link will be different every week.
Hell, sometimes I'll even get off my ass and there will be more than one! More likely, though, is that I won't have anything ready and a filler image will fill the spot.
Right under the content link are three more links.
In it, I give some commentary about whatever the new update is. If you have an account over at LJ, then you can sign up to the community and never miss an update! Just don't give me any of the usual LJ "woe is me" angst. There's enough of those blogs
already.
Right next to it is a box you can use to sign up to the mailing list. It's easier to keep track of what's been updated every week, since the updates will be sent to your mailbox. After you enter your e-mail address, you should get a conformation e-mail, let me
know if there's any problems in signing up.
This isn't updated too often, but when I or someone I know says something extremely profound or hilariously stupid, it ends up here.
If you click the link right next to the most recent quote, you can see all of the previous ones there've been.
But some are actually decent. So it might be worth a look.
On the left you'll find the main archives. These are the links you'll want to follow a lot if you're going to see everything.
The Portal Room: A comic about the adventures of a crew of workers who help make crossovers possible. They work at the Interdimensional Crossover Facility (ICF), which sifts through time and space to bring universes together. It's these dedicated
people who do the uncredited work in bringing together Freddy and Jason, Aliens and Predators, and for ensuring Hulk Hogan got a number of guest appearances on the A-Team.
The comic is hand-drawn and computer edited, and is the longest running series on the site.
This is another hand-drawn and computer edited comic, approved directly by the real life Justice Duo. For the full experiece, head over to their site
and contact them for a DVD of the series. Season 1 is already on disk, and the show is currently creating Season 2.
This is the only pure sprite comic on the site, hence why it concentrates so much on videogame characters. It's also one of the easiest series to make, allowing for a lot of content from this series in a shorter amount of time.
Chibi Trent: This one was about some characters in a role-playing game me and some friends were involved in. The characters became distorted for the comic, which was done in a black-and-white pseudo-manga style.
It didn't last long due to lack of ideas and contact with the other writers.
More links? What could be behind these??
Oh yeah, we aren't done yet. There's donation stuff too! Please tell me this is obvious. Donate through Paypal, and you'll be supporting the site, allowing for more great humor to come.
And then there's these things. Click them and the site moves up webcomic listings. Not really important, but I'd appreciate the help in becoming more well-known. Totally up to you.
This is where the main income of the site comes through, since I barely ever get donations. If an ad is up, give it a click. It will usually either lead to the Blob's stores (if no one bought an ad), or to another great store, or even to other webcomics.
If you've got an ad, you can even get it put up here, just take a look at the Hire me page and follow the instructions.
So enjoy! Have fun!
I'm going back to bed.
