1...What would happen if I nicknamed an albino person "sunshine"
2...If I could make Boo-Berry pancakes
3...Why Chewbacca never wore pants
4...Why Ensigns on Star Trek got red shirts instead of giant "shoot me" signs
5...How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth
6...42? (courtesy of Jeremy Wright)
7...How "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" got greenlit
8...Why the only irony in Alanis Morisette's song is that nothing she lists is ironic
9...Why 45 minutes left in a highschool class is reason to cry, but in a college class reason to celebrate (courtesy of Mike Sheehan)
10...Why you take "things" on a trip, and bring home "crap"
11...How it can be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another (courtesy of Christian Porrovecchi)
12...If bottled water is really cleaned urine (courtesy of Mike Sheehan)
13...If a styrofoam cup can be used as a fez (courtesy of Mike Sheehan)
14...If cows ate cookies, would they have them with milk? (courtesy of Mike Sheehan)
15...If so, would it be our milk??
16...If anyone calls the Grand Canyon "Nature's Buttcrack"
17...Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
18...What Pinky and the Brain did every night before they started trying to take over the world (courtesy of Angela Saenz)
19...Why you never see the Count on Sesame Street drink any blood
20...Why the Green Goblin didn't use those disintegration pumpkin bombs all the time (courtesy of Owen Jones)
21...Why a Bond villain never tried to just shoot him in the face
22...Why the most annoying songs in the world always get stuck in your head
23...Why everything is cooler in space
24...Why the other line always moves faster
25...If Vader would ever pet a puppy
26...Why only the good die young
27...Why, at 21, I feel 3 years old and 5000 simultaneously
28...What number 34 will be (courtesy of Brian Lynch)
29...Why time flies when you have a deadline
30...Why I hate everything at 8am
31...Why people trust math so much
32...Why math always fails me
33...What the hell is wrong with you
34...If this is the real answer to #28 (courtesy of Brian Lynch)
35...Why I can never get my point across
36...Who shot the Deputy
37...Why Dib's head is so big
38...If acting in porn would be better if it were more respected (courtesy of Owen Jones)
39...Why porn needs acting
40...How the mummy would do on Double Dare (courtesy of Owen Jones)
41...Why Fluffy is so pissed
42...Why this is taking so long
43...Why goths crawl all over everything
44...If Tim Burton made the decision that penguins need rockets, or if it was in the script (courtesy of Owen Jones)
45...Why animals always relieve thmselves on talk shows
46...What the hell is Ozzy saying
47...What the hell Bob Dylan is singing
48...If Superman is ticklish
49...If the human body is just a big practical joke
50...If I'll ever come up with another 50 wonders
51...Why that 5th dentist is so disagreeable
52...What happens if a vampire bites a werewolf
53...How Tony Danza has a career
54...If King Kong loved the woman as a pet or a mate
55...If Adam and Eve had bellybuttons (courtesy of my father, Henry Szczytko)
56...If Aquaman knows how lame he is
57...Why Superman needs to float all the time
58...Why capes went out of style
59...How much is inside Rob Cockerham
60...Why I ask so many stupid filler questions that aren't even funny
61...If dyslexic dogs get god complexes
62...If the platypus was made of leftover parts, or if God was just drunk that day
63...Why you're such a jerk...yes, you
64...How the Hulk got his magic purple undies
65...If love is blind, and "what the world needs now is love, sweet love", should I start poking out eyes?
66...If the next great work of art will be done in photoshop
67...How Batman and Robin changed into costume while sliding down poles
68...If dogs and cats are plotting a revolution against the owners that dress them up in stupid clothes
69...If I could get a cow to eat a veggie burger as a practical joke
70...Just how long "The Aristocrats" joke can go
71...If any character working for the Empire survived the original Star Wars trilogy (courtesy of Owen Jones)
72...How monster rock bands come up with their names
73...What is the deal with airline peanuts, after all
74...Why people can never believe they've done something negative
75...Why I should care
76...Why Bambi 2 exists
77...What cannibals have for a midnight snack
78...Why people sound so whiny when they're offended
79...What you'd get if you combined the ferociousness of a lion with the retardedness of a lemming
80...How many times you have to punch a mime before it makes a noise
81...Why the dumbest things are said the loudest
82...If Tarzan ever got a sore throat
83...If homophobes eat bananas
84...If captive pandas don't mate because they're gay
85...Why woodchucks can't chuck wood
86...Just how they came up with the idea for curling
87...Why Jack Bauer wasn't included in "The Ultimate Showdown"
88...Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
89...If we are the backwoods of the universe
90...What would happen if I went back in time and punched myself in the face
91...What TV shows ghosts like
92...If you high-five your clone, is it the sound of one hand clapping?
93...O Rly?
94...Why things are lost at the worst possible time
95...What the strangest thing ever bet on was
96...What the strangest wager for a bet was
97...If I could draw something people will burn things over
98...Who wants some!?!?
99...If this is the future, where are my flying cars, universal translators, faster than light spaceships, alien races, and goddamn laser guns?
100...Why the hell I wasted my time on this
