Recently, I've been put through the horror of making thank you cards for everyone who's ever sent me anything ever.
I've been told that the Thank You card is supposed to represent the appreciation one feels for recieving a thoughtful gift.
Secondly, what arrogant jerk sends gifts expecting thank you cards in return for them all? It just seems so egotistical to want to be acknowledged doing something nice for someone. Is it really kindness if it's done just to gain an ego boost?
In any case, while I was making up the cards, I began to think to myself "What if I made thank you cards that reflected what people truly thought?"
These are the results of that idea:
That's all for now! If you guys really like these I may have to parody some other useless cards later on. Can anyone say "miss you" cards?
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If you don't suck I just may reply to you on the site...or have one of my imaginary minions
do it.
Those of you who have gone through this hollow ceremony of patting each other on the back for sending cards with enclosed checks know what I'm talking about here, you don't feel anything while sending these cards, and more than likely the person on
the recieving end doesn't even remember what the sent you or why they did it.
Well, first off, what ungrateful shmuck doesn't appreciate getting something for free? Money, clothing, juice-a-rama 16,000; they're all appreciated by the recipient because they're FREE. (Unless of course, the recipient is a child, in which case their
mind is only on why they didn't get that Technodrome playset they wanted)
Everyone loves something for free. People will always take free samples of anything! You could leave a stand out on the middle of a highway offering "FREE ENEMAS" and people will always stop as long as the "FREE" is clearly visible.
