Homegrown? Organic? What is this? Have I gone all health-nut on you all?
Pfft, no.
The story behind this article is that while wandering my campus's "Marketbasket," a small
single room that acts as a mini-supermarket or convienience store, I found this box of
macaroni and cheese. Now, I frickin love macaroni and cheese. it is the ultimate comfort
food and I can eat entire pots of the stuff myself. So when I saw this box and the insanity
that went along with it, I had to buy it.
And besides...I was hungry.
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With this many words on the front, it HAS to be healthy!
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He's coming to get you!
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Now, this "Rabbit of Approval" they've got on the box seems to be their biggest marketing
ploy. Look at the box, see the bunny, go "aww" and buy the mac and cheese. He's everywhere
on the box, always giving that same creepy, rabbit grin. Even over the cooking directions...
The same pose, the same face. It's creepy.
I mean, who else constantly has a creepy grin on their face that NEVER leaves?
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That's right! Psycho killer clowns! You win a cookie.
This approval bunny is the rabbit equivalent of a sadistically happy serial killer!
I'm onto your game, rabbit.
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Quite possibly the scariest gathering ever.
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The proof!
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But who is this murderous bunny taking out? Let's look at his other appearances...
You may not know this, but this same company is known for making all types of rabbit
food, with this same killer rabbit on each and every box!
This can only lead me to one conclusion: this rabbit is feeding and fattening up his
own kind so that he can turn them into macaroni and cheese!
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It's like soylent green...with rabbits!
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"Soylent-mac is made of PEOPLE!!! PEEEOPLLEE!"
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This was so weird, it broke my camera.
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But here's the kicker, check out what you have to do just to open the box. THIS is
why I had to buy this and start up this article. You have to push the bunny's tail in order
to get anything from this box.
That's right, you heard me. You have to stick your finger in the rabbit's butt to open
this box. Eww.
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Well, I didn't think it fair to just make fun of the box this time and not actually try
the stuff, so I tied back my hair and went into Iron Chef mode. Read on to page two and see
a master chef in action.
Click my awesomeness to read on!
Iron Chef Slacker
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