GRINCHY BINGO RULES

1. Ya better be an approved member, or we sling piles of dung at ya!

2. Ya better be rich, cause if yer poor, well... I guess dat be okay too.

3. Now how does I goes about getting me one of dem der Grinchy Bingo Cards, ya be asking?

Just goes on over ta the_cafe_grinch shop and gets one of da follow'en:

gonna cost ya 1,000 neopoints and gets ya one Grinch Bingo Card.

gonna cost ya 2,500 neopoints and gets ya three Grinch Bingo Cards.

gonna cost ya 4,000 neopoints and gets ya five Grinch Bingo Cards.

4. Now once ya be gett'en dat Grinchy Bingo Card, ole grinchy is gonna neomail ya, y'er bingo card number. Once ya be hav'en dat, ya just come on back over ta Grinchy Bingo, and click on da proper link, and its a gonna bring ya ta y'er grinchy bingo card.

5. Now, once ya be getting all dat down, ya can either print off some blank grinchy bingo cards by going here or don't be so darn lazy and make y'er own grinchy bingo cards and just be copying down y'er bingo card numbers.

6. Ya can't print off the grinchy bingo card, cause we done gone puts a code in so as others can't be copying da grinchy bingo cards and making dem der own.

7. Now once ya be having y'er grinchy bingo card all ready, and y'er got a marker or something ta be marking off da numbers da Green One will be calling. Ya just head on over back ta da guild, and be watching dat der message board.

8. Yer grinchy bingo cards is gonna be good for da entire month.

9. We is gonna go after as many different bingo combinations as we cans in a month.

Ya can sees which bingo combinations we be goin after by clicking HERE!

10. Nows each time we gets a bingo on a combination, we gonna waits 24 hours for dem slow pokes to checks to sees if dey gots dat combo to.

11. After dat der 24 hours be up, we gonna goes after another combination. So ya gots ta clear yer card, and starts all over again.

12. Of course everyone dat be playing is gonna gets a grinchy delight.

13. If'n ya wins one of dem der combination grinchy bingos, I is gonna sends ya either a Scratchcard or a Negg.

14. Now what is grinchy gonna do with all dem der neopoints ya be askin?

15. Half of da neopoints collected will go ta da Grinchy Bingo Pot. Nows at da end of each month, grinchy gonna puts da names of all dem that win at dem der different combinations, and da name drawn gonna be da winner of dat der grinchy bingo pot.

16. Da other half of dem der neopoints collected is gonna gets divided up. Grinchy is gonna takes 10,000 of dem der neopoints, and put the names of dem der members dat didn't gets no bingo into a hat, and gonna draw two names. Dem two members is gonna gets 5,000 neopoints each just for playin grinchy bingo.

17. Da rest of dem der neopoints Grinchy gonna gets prizes with, so dat der be lots of random events happen as ya plays grinchy bingo in de month. Buts only dem with grinchy bingo cards can collects on da random events. So ya'll be buying up lots of dem der Grinchy Bingo Cards, so grinchy can give back ta dem der wonderful giving members.. snicker snicker

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