What if Harper was the Human Subject in MST3K?

Title: What if Harper was the Human Subject in MST3K?
Author: D. Lerious
Rating: G
Summary: Harper in the satellite of Love with Crow and Tom.
Disclaimer: MST3K and Andromeda belong to their respective companies.

Crow: Come on Harper! Why can't you build an Avatar like you did on the Andromeda?

Tom: Yeah Harper!

Harper: I'm sorry, guys, but I don't have the parts. Joe used up all the spare ones to build you guys. Oh great! Pearl is calling.

Pearl: Hello everyone

Harper, Crow and Tom: Hello

Pearl: I am here to give you this weeks film called "All my Larvae" it is a Than made film about the lives of each and every of the 99 children of the great Than directer Jade reflecting light of the Setting sun. It is quite long, to say the least

(Camera shows a huge stack of film reels.)

Harper: Oh geez! I'd rather watch a Perseid comedy.

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