Trust Holly to be Holly

Title: Trust Holly to be Holly
Author: D. Lerious
Rating: G
Summary: What if Holly's personality was in the Andromeda's AI? Red Dwarf crossover.
Disclaimer: Red Dwarf and Andromeda are property of their respective companies.

Ship Holly: Dylan, there are some Enemy ships ahead.

Dylan: How many?

Ship Holly: Between 50 and 5000 I can't be sure

Beka: Well that was helpful.

Dylan: Battle stations!

Ships Holly: Oh wait.. It’s just some asteroids. Sorry chaps.

Tyr: It is no wonder that the Commonwealth fell. You are the epitome of incompetence.

(Harper and avatar Holly come in together.)

Dylan: So, have you finished fixing that array?

Harper: Uh... we're working on it. We only came here cause of the red alert.

Dylan: Mr. Harper, why is there lipstick on your face?

Harper: It's not lipstick... it's uh... sauce... from lunch.

Dylan: Where are the flight plans I asked for?

Avatar Holly: Here they are.

Dylan: Holly, why was this flight plan plotted backwards?

Avatar Holly: I'm not good with navigation.

Tyr: Why am I not surprised?

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