That Don't Impress Me Much
Title: That Don't Impress Me Much
Author: TrinityTheSheDevil
Rating: G
Summary: While Trance is singing, Andromeda watches.
Disclaimer: The song lyrics are property of Shania Twain. Andromeda is property of Tribune.
Well, it started out pretty normal. Andromeda heard loud noises so, naturally, she checked in on them. They happened to be coming from Trance's room. Somehow, she had gotten a hold of a really old Earth disc, and was singing the lyrics to one of the songs. But somehow she doubted that all the lyrics were original. All the while Trance was dancing, holding one teddy bear in her arms, and one in her tail. So, this is where it got 'abnormal' I guess you could call it.
Trance sings.
"I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got me right down to an art
You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a ship engineer
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair outta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Seamus Harper
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me wrong in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your ship good-night
Now come on baby tell me, you must be joking right
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a ship
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're the Divine or something.....
Whatever
That don't impress me much."
Andromeda shakes her head as Trance finishes the song. She will never understand these humans.
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