Slipfighters MST3K Skit
Title: Slipfighters MST3K Skit
Author: D. Lerious
Rating: PG
Summary: Transcipt of skit done by MST3K gang after watching 1st segment of Slipfighters.
Disclaimer: Andromeda and MST3K are not property of the author.
(Mike, Crow, Gypsy, and Tom Servo are all standing in a circle, the lights are kind of dimmed, and Tom is holding a lighted stick, like the one Trance had in the beginning of the ep)
Tom: (in a somber and sad voice) Trixie, you were a great friend. (hands lighted stick to Crow)
Crow: (sarcastically) Well… Trixie, aside from the fact that you chewed up my Nintendo game control, and broke lots of my stuff…….you were okay. (he hands lighted stick to Gypsy)
Gypsy: Well…uh… Trixie certainly knew how to leave his mark….
Crow: you could say that again!
Gypsy: Crow! Anyway…Mike, it’s your turn
(hands lighted stick to Mike)
Mike: I am sorry about your loss, Tom (gives lighted stick back to Tom)
Tom: Trixie, you will be a part of me always…(goes to swallow lighted part of stick, but has to take it out as he starts coughing and spewing smoke from his beak.
Mike: (as he hits him in the back a few times) Tom! Are you okay?
(As Tom finishes coughing, a sound says that Pearl is on the line. Camera cuts to her, with Brain guy at her side.)
Pearl: Why is Tom coughing?
Mike: Trixie died and we were doing a little farewell ceremony.
Brain Guy: You mean Tom’s pet iguana?
Mike: Yeah……
(Movie sighn starts to sound)
Mike: Oh no! Movie sighn!
(They all aimlessly run around until the camera cuts to the countdown.)
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