Mad To Be Saved MST3K Skit - Version 1
Title: Mad To Be Saved MST3K Skit - Version 1
Author: D. Lerious
Rating: PG
Summary: Transcript of MST3K gang during taking a break from watching Mad to be saved
Note: I don't claim ownership nor profits for the copyrighted characters. Also, I got the idea to do this, from the fact that the MST3K gang sometimes liked to repeat dialogue of entire scenes or setting of scenes from crappy movies, adding their parodic touches.
(Mike, with white undershirt and Spiderman boxers is reading comic books in his room, which has clothes all over the floor, as well Chinese take out boxes, pizza crusts, and Twinkies boxes all over the place.)
Mike: Crow..haven't you heard of knocking?
(Unknown woman walks out of shower wearing a Superman towel.)
Crow: (casually) Hello strange woman I've never seen before
Woman: Hi.
Mike: (surprised and shocked) Hey! Who are you? What are you doing in my room?
Woman: Showering.
Crow: I got punched in the schnooze for all my kindness.
Mike: But you don't have a schnooze.
Crow: So? It still hurts.
(Suddenly, Gypsy comes in with a box.)
Gypsy: Look what I found! (opens box)
Crow: Ewwwwwwwwwww! Human brains!
(Mike is just speechless and is wrinkling his nose, not going near Gypsy or the box.)
Gypsy: (doing a bad impression of Rommie) Not you standard carry-on item!
(Tom Servo then comes in.)
Tom: Mike, there's something about our visitors.
Mike: (gives puzzled look) What visitors??
(Tom looks at box.)
Tom: Are those human brains?
Gypsy: Uh...huh.
Mike: Wait a minute... These aren't human brains! It's just spagetti with ground beef.
Gypsy: No it's not!
Mike: Guys...
Tom: We had you going didn't we Mike?
(They hear Movie sign beep.)
Mike: Oh no! It's movie sign!!
(They all run around like headless chickens untill camera fades to countdown.)
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