Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of the Andromeda Characters they belong to Tribuane Entertainment. I'm just playing with them cos i got mega bored please don't sue cos i'm only a kid and i haven't got enough money to pay you with even if you did. No offense intended by the bimbo remark either.
Beka Valentine, one of my TWO bosses, well duh…
E is for Even; if you tick her off she’ll get even with you -trust me I know. Oh yeah, great Seamus!
K means Kind and generous when she gets into that ‘Mother Hen’ mode.
A is for Attitude: need I say more?
V is for VERY protective of the Maru -even though she has me to look after it!
Angry, or what about awkward? They both describe her perfectly sometimes.
Lol, not you’re average girlie blonde bimbo!
E means Energy to burn!
Never stops arguing with Dylan -that’s practically all they ever do sometimes…
T means Terrific aim -oh yeah REAL original Harper!
I is for, hmm this IS a tough one…okay got it. I think she and Dylan might end up together…
Never insult her in a non-joke way; better make that a mental note actually.
Elegant sometimes, depends on what kinda mood she’s in I guess.
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"Harper are you sure you’re okay? You’re not feeling dizzy or anything?" Trance wandered over toward me. "It’s just that you’re staring again."
"I’m just bored that’s all. Haven’t got any projects going at the moment and all the ship is okay too." Hey, I wasn’t lying -I really didn’t have anything to do, mental note: don't daydream when other people are talking to you.
"Well we can fix that." Rommie walked over to me and handed me a pad thing. My god she’s gorgeous…
R is for Rommie the ship made flesh by yours truely!
O means Oh my god, she's gorgeous: perfect in every way.
M uch smarter than me
M uch MUCH smarter than me. Not that i'd admit it though...
I wander if she has an imagination, or dreams for that matter...
E is for Even though I love her, she loves Dylan!!!
T, hmmm, T is for Trance Gemini -the coolest purple sparkly babe ever. R is for Right stuff -she always knows the right stuff to say at the right moment. Ya know? A is for umm, let’s see. Damn English never was my strong suit. Oh got right, A is for Amazing body! Oh yeah, way to go Seamus, making up a poem about Trance… N for Nature lover, the girl even names her plants! C means totally Classy hair do man!!!! E is for Ecstatic, Trance gets hyped up over just about anything especially new plants!
God is she gorgeous; not as gorgeous as Rommie mind you but hey! E is for Einstein she’s smarter than she lets on. M means Medicine chick. I is for Interesting -every time anyone asks her about her species or any thing like that -dude evades it! N ever nasty. Trance never seems to be in a bad mood! I again is for interesting we can never get enough of that for Trance Gemini can we?
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"Harper shouldn’t you be working?" Trance’s voice startled him out of his thoughts, "And why are you staring at me?"
"Just wondering where you were from." I tease. Ahh well back to work I guess.
Dylan Hunt, my latest victim! Should i laugh evilliy now...?
Y ou better watch him with your girls, lads!!
L ol. Thats what i wanna do sometimes, Laugh Out Loud! I mean, c'mon? Have you heard some of his hair-brained ideas?!
All systems Common Wealth. Thats our Captain Hunt!
N ever see the nasty side of this guy neither. What are these people, anger impaired?!
H means Hasn't figures out that Rommie has a major crush on him. Is he blind??!!
U mean he wants to restore the commonweath? That makes him a...
N utter. An absolute Nutter!! Bring order to Earth? C'mon get real will ya!?
T is for Tyr. He is the one who invited a Nietchian along for the ride with us. I'm still only just gettin used to it!
Rev Bem, the next victim -I mean study of my bored mind.
E means Ego does this guy even have one?
V is for Venom: it sprays out from their teeth like fangs and blisters and boils your skin right off………okay don’t go there Seamus……
B means Butt ugly need I say more? C’mon all you have to do is LOOK at the guy!
E is for ummm, what else is there? Oh yeah okay then, E is for Excellent, ya know the guy speaks loadsa different tongues and stuff. On the other hand, I can barely grasp common.
M is for Man is that guy hairy!!
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"Mr. Harper I need you on the command deck." Dylan’s voice rang through the hanger bay where I’d been happily musing.
"Alright, are you sure you can stand being in the same room as a genius though?" I respond.
"Just get up here Harper."
"Jeez, I’m comin’ I’m comin!" Sighing I pick myself up of the floor and head towards command. I can make always make up some more name poems later.
T means Tyr Ananzay. A mercenary.
Y is for Yowza, has this guy heard of a shirt???!!!
Rumble, I have yet to hear Tyr's stomach rumble
A nanzay, Tyr. Of Kodiak Pride. Out of Victoria by Barborosa. Yak yak yak yak yak!
N means Never get on the wrong side of him if you want to come out of it with all of your bones un-broken
A i. This guy has got THE best aim of ALL time!!!
Not all that bad. Yeah right!!
Z zzzzzzzzzzz...
Alright i'm awake again
Y is for Yes finally i'm at the end. Tyrs' name is way TOO boring!!!