Title: A Speechless Harper
Author: three eyes open
Rating: R
Summary: Harper spills some ice cream on Rommie, and she proposes an interesting way to clean up the mess.
Disclaimer: Not maing a penny, don't own them, etc.
Spoilers: None.
Pairing: Harper/Rommie
"Oh, Rommie, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that!"
"That's quite alright, Harper, it was an accident."
"Isn't that ice cream cold running down between your, uh...."
"Breasts. Yes, it is cold, but it doesn't bother me the same way it would a human woman."
"Oh, um, I guess not. Here, let me get a rag to clean you off."
"I would rather you use your tongue."
"Huh? Is this a joke?! Why?!"
"That's for me to know and you to wonder. I'll tell you if and when I feel like it."