Door OneOSix

Door OneOSix is an online, serialised reality Soap Opera about the staff and patrons of a very upscale bar, located on the 50th floor of a building in the heart of Toronto's financial district. It is raunchy, it's funny, most of all it is real life. So come on in and spend a few minutes with us and escape from your own world, at least ours disappears with a mouse click.

By

Hilda Agard

Episode One

The Welcome.

 

 

“Ok Kids” Mystra always refers to her staff as kids. No one ever really got offended.  Then she started her usual daily pep talk. “Let’s get it together now. Backs straight, heads up and give us that million dollar smile that customers want to see after a hard day at the office.” Her daily mantra was always delivered as a suggestion, but with a strong tinge of authority.

 

Nevertheless, Izalia and Buddy, the two fulltime waiters and Astoria, the bartender always used it to do their last minute checks of their clothes and makeup etc, before the electronic locks on the large red mahogany door, with its shinny brass plate engraved with the words written out “OneOSix” clicked signaling that it was time for the first customers to enter the establishment.

Everyone on the floor occasionally snatched a quick glance at the large, round computer generated clock that was positioned immediately above the main entrance, as they individually did their own count down of the remaining seconds. Then, it happened. The clunk. The familiar sound that they had heard for the last three years five days a week for the eight plus hours they worked. Yes, eight hours, rarely was OneOSix, ever-open past mid-night, more than five days or during daytime hours. Moreover, on those rare occasions when it did open, you could bet that it was an invitation only affair, for which the establishment was paid handsomely and the staff and extended staff also left with enormous smiles. 

 

Mystra pushed the door open to check that the lock did actually disengaged. There were a few times when it did not disengage.  She gave a look down the red-carpeted hallway towards the elevators.  Izalia and Buddy, in their bleached white shirts, with tieless, button-down collars and black, creased, cuffed pants stood on each side of the inner polished brass framed glass doors.

Then as if on cue, one of the four elevators opened it’s doors and spat out the first two customers of the day. Mystra greeted them with a gleaming white teeth smile.

 

“Ah, Mr. Stein, How did the Hang Sen treat you today?

The small balding man in the grey suit, whose jacket seemed a size or two smaller than his chubby body, replied  “Shitty.”

“And Mr. Sedisky, was the Nasdaq any better for you?”

“You bloody well bet, she was all over me like a whore in heat.”  Al Sedisky, a tall blond Aussie, replied in his heavy down-under accent.

“Hey, Zacky Boy, are we in smoking or non today?” Al asked of his best friend Zack Stein. “Smoking.” Then turning to Buddy he asked, “Is booth twenty booked yet?” “Nope, all booths are free and clear so far.” Buddy replied and led the two men to the second and third sets of brass framed glass doors. As the two men sat at the booth that normally accommodates six, Al said, “Buddy, me boy, get us two sixteen year olds in chilled glasses.” Although it was possible for the two men to have placed their order directly from the touch screen monitor in their booth, like most of the other regulars they preferred to order their drinks via the wait staff.

 

THE MAIN ROOM & BAR

The main room started to fill with patrons. Mystra was doing a bit of table waiting, which she hated having to do’ but she was the sole proprietor, and a boss has got to do what a boss has to do.  Among the faces she saw were some new ones. She liked seeing new faces it meant that when her old regulars got tired of her place, the booths would still be reasonably filled. As she stood by the bar waiting to pick up her orders, she looked towards the front door as more patrons entered her bar. “What day is it? I am so confused.” Mystra asked to no one in particular.  “Thursday.” Izalia said.

“Must be the 15th.”  Mystra said. She had a worried look on her face. “How could I have missed that?” She asked in a much lower voice.

“Nope, the 15th is Saturday.”  Buddy added. “Mystra, there is a bit of a lull here now, where are you orders going?” Buddy continued.

“Ten, three, five and, and” Mystra shook her head and inhaled between her teeth as if to shuffle the numbers and jog her memory. “Oh, yeah seven, in that order.”

“Ok” Buddy replied and went off to cover for Mystra. 

“Hey Astoria, when you get a chance, could you give Dotty a call and tell her to get here as fast as she could.”

“Will do, Oh there is a message on my screen from chef, he needs help”

“Shit, it never rains, but it pours, I guess you better put in a call to Shabba too.”

 

Astoria was the second in command. It was a job she really enjoyed. It fitted her personality, she was one of those people that found difficulty in just being a worker, she always worked better when she was given a title. Her height and large build, was intimidating to most. While all of her bar staff was at the bar, jokingly Mystra asked, “Which one of my fine offspring was assigned to prompt Mamma Mystra about paydays?

Buddy answered for everyone.” Mamma never made that assignment.”

“Then you’re it. I want you to remind me three days before the fifteenth and three days before the end of the month and alert everyone so that we can work out our staffing.”

“You are on.” He replied and shot a quick glance at Astoria to see how she was accepting his appointment. Astoria seemed to be pleased with the appointment since as she saw it the assignment was in reality rather trivial.

 

 

DOTTY’S APARTMENT

The telephone is ringing.

‘Don’t answer it” George panted as he continued to use his tongue to pleasure Dotty. Amid her loud moaning she said “I don’t want you to stop, but it might be important, George.” The ringing stopped and George continued to do what he always boasted that he was champion of. Then it started ringing once more.

“Now, who the hell would be calling you at 730 in the evening except one of your poor ass, greasy rock n roll boys.” George said angrily as he abruptly pulled his head from between her legs. Dotty, with the same anger, but for a different reason, shoved his head back down.

 

There was silence. Sort of because George himself was now uttering his own noises as Dotty bit into her own bottom lip. Everyone was on the same page of happiness and contentment, both he that giveth and she that receiveth.  Somewhere it is written, who knows where, that true, earth moving pleasure is measured in nanoseconds and not minutes. Thus, it was here. The raise his head; he raised his whole body and flounced out of the bed.  “George, George, comeback, confounded phone started ringing again. Dotty ignored it again. But this time George didn’t just I promise I’ll turn the phone off.”

“Answer it.” George yelled, this time contradicting himself. The top of his baldhead was wet with sweat and red with anger. Dotty was almost there. Reluctantly, she reached over and looked at phone before she picked it up. “Hi, Asta. Hold on a second” Most of the staff always referred to Astoria as Asta, except those times when in their opinion, she pissed them off. Then they called her Asterhole. Buddy came up with that name for her.

 

Dotty put the call on hold and turned to George. “See, I told you that it might be important. But all you can damn well think about is me being with some other man. Do I yell and get mad at you when your damn wife page you during our love making, Now do I, Do I?” Her voice raised to almost a scream as she uttered the last “Do I”. George was now using a towel to dry his head before he applied the adhesive that kept his toupee in place. His face showed no reaction. Dotty continued her conversation with Asta. “I’ll be there within the hour.” Then she hung up and headed for the bathroom brushing past George as if he wasn’t there.

How does it go again, Hell hath no fury like an unsatisfied woman.  Something like that.

Join me for the next episode; it will be, as they say The Bomb.

Thanks
Hilda Agard & KHSBooks

hildaagard@yahoo.ca

The Show at Door OneOSix continues in Episode , Two, “The Nite Is Still Young”. http://www.anzwers.org/free/door106.

 

 

KHSBooks are the publishers of the Splatt DeeKatt series of Children’s eBooks, The Great KatzBee adult book “Tales From Up My Alley”, stories that your pet cat tells the world about you.  Hilda Agard’s novel, “My Sisters’ Keeper” (Nov.2005) & Sister Muriel Anne’s “Praying Effectively & Getting Positive Answers” (Nov.2005) with prayers and readings selected from the Holy Bible and tailored to this hectic time in which we live. Our eBooks are available at ebookad.com

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