TITLE: Those Fucking Needs

AUTHOR: Nihitiman

MSTer's: Cynical Team

Special Guests: None

 

>Loki- Well guys, no one was interested in volunteering this week, so...we must make sacrifices.

>Mal- ...What are you talking about?

>Loki- I'm shaving you bald Mal. *readies razor*

>Mal- MY PRECIOUS HAIR!!! *hides behind Rae*

>Rae- Woah..we all know you're bored but our poor concubine doesn't have to suffer!

>Mal- I'm not poor!

>Loki- Yeah, he cost half my pension. *grumbles*

 

**FIC START***

 

 

Those fucking

 

>Mal- Words.

>Rae- Washcloth’s.

 

 needs

 

>All- Ooooh.

 

By: Nishtiman

 

>Loki- Good or bad thing?

 

 

Slamming the door shut he quickly

 

>Rae- Ran away from the fic.

 

 

 undresses himself of his pants,

 

>Mal- Cause pants are WAY too restrictive.

 

  throwing them off to a dusty cornor or something

 

 >Rae- Even the author doesn't care what's going on!

 

 

   – not really caring where and if they got dirty because he only did this to satisfy his damn

needs.

  

 >Loki- Of...not wearing pants?

 >Mal- DAMN THOSE PANT LIKE NEEDS 

  

    Those fucking needs that always bothers one.

   

>Rae- Like crack.    

   

     It didn’t mean a single thing because he made sure of that, and yet,

    

 >Rae- He still did shit loads of crack.

 >Mal- To get rid of his pants right?

 >Rae- Exactly.   

   

    heaccepted it all and could only wonder why.

   

>Loki- WAIT! Lets all wonder at the same time!

>All- *wonders*

>Mal- *whispering* Al Sharpton's penis....

 

“Take the fucking shirt off.” Sasuke commands,

 

>Rae- *Sasuke* I fucking hate clothes!

 

shuddering at the butterfly kisses the stranger gives him on his throat.

 But he doesn’t shudder because it feels good

 

 >Mal- So...why doesn't he...move?

 

 , he doesn’t shudder because he likes the feeling,

 

 >Mal- Move already!

 

  he shudders because he hates the feeling - and, somehow, the fucking stranger obeys him without

a word.

 

 >Mal- Why are you still there if you hate it so much!

 >Rae- Clearly, the pants are controlling him.

 

 

  He obeys him without a fucking word and tosses his shirt onto the floor and gets on his knees

and pulls Sasukes fucking boxers down and takes it out.

 

 >Loki- Just it? Not fucking it?

 >Mal-*Sasuke* Take it fucking out!

 >Rae- *Stranger* I TOLD you not to fuck bottles!

 

   He takes Sasukes dick out and starts sucking on it without hesitating, and somehow, in some

fucking way, Sasuke hits his head on the door

  

 >Rae- This must be one whacked out room.

 >Loki- No wonder Sasuke's so angry...he has a door in the middle the room. 

  

   , feeling his legs shake because of thedisgusting feeling that runs in his body and the noises

that are being made.

  

 >Mal- Maybe he should put a gag on then. 

 

He bites down

 

>Loki- On the window in front of him.

>Rae- Window?

>Loki- There could be.

 

 on his lip and grabs the stranger by his hair – making him take the whole fucking thing into his

mouth

 

>Loki- Hey, that's not how you eat a sandwich!

>Rae- Mmmm...man meat.

 

 

 and holds him there, feeling how he almost throws up because of his dick.

 

>Rae- Dick sandwich...makes me feel like puking too,

 

 

It makes him laugh.

 

>Mal- Anyone else confused here?

 

It makes him laugh so hard because of thisbut he doesn’t want to laugh,

 

>Loki-He realized that the fan girls were all filming this.

>Mal- So he made them choke on his- oh wait...they would like that.

 

 

 

 not now, not never, so he pulls harder at the idiots hair - making him do unpleasant noises.

 

>Rae- And how does one do an unpleasant noise?

>Mal- Like this *pulls out own intestines*

>Loki- My...that is unpleasent..but it had no noise, man!

>Rae- *staring at Mal- How the hell?

>Mal- Internet.

 

 

 

“That’s enough.” He hisses. “Get the fuck up.” And the stranger obeys him. He takes it out,

leaving it with a plop-sound

 

>All- LEAVING WHAT?!

 

 

 to the cold air and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand - and somehow, in some fucking

way, he feels in this fucking room how the stranger gets up on his knees while touching his

balls.

 

 

>Loki- Eh?

>Rae- Now...whose balls is he touching?

>Mal- I don't think he used the word fuck enough in that sentence.

 

And he hated it. “It’s enough.” Sasuke hisses threatening, pulling at the strangers fucking hair

once again.

 

“Don’t do that.” The stranger says and continues touching Sasukes balls. “It hurts, you know.” He

brings his face closer and takes out the tip of his tongue and licks Sasukes balls a little bit.

 

>Loki- At least we now know the truth...about the balls.

>Mal- Maybe Sasuke should enroll in some anger management

>Loki- Or a big burly guy could just beat the shit out of him.

 

 

And Sasuke bites down on his fucking tongue

 

feeling the blood flow in his mouth, but it isn’t enough,

 

>All- It isn't enough.

 

 

 it isn’t enough,

 

>Loki-It's like we're writing this....

>Rae- No, NO! KILL ME NOW!!

 

so he hits the back of his head onto the door several times,

 

>Mal- Passes out and goes into an everlasting coma. The end.

 

 

 several fucking times, while trying to get rid of the

 

>Loki- Crabs.

>Rae- DEMON CRABS! No wait...NINJA CRABS!

>Mal- Ninja?

>Rae- Gotta keep it in conext.

 

 

 fucking feeling. God damn it, he swears in his mind while tasting the blood in his mouth. God

damn it!

 

>Loki- Poor poor horny Sasuke.

 

 

And he tears at the fucking strangers hair, making him scream out of pain.

 

“I said don’t do that! It hurts, you fucking bastard!” The strangers screams. He jerks Sasukes

hand away from his hair and stands up fast---

 

>Mal- Then they wrestle!

>Rae- NO! No wrestling!

 

 

 

“Take off your pants.”

 

 

>Loki- Oh no...another monologue!

 

 Sasuke commands, not letting the stranger finish his own sentence.

 

 

>Mal- He's just THAT evil.

 

 He closes his eyes and hears the sound that indicates that the stranger is taking of his own

pants, and somehow, somehow, Sasuke started to think of him.

 

 

>Rae- Instead of thinking about daisies which he had been doing this whole time.

>Mal- *Sasuke* Hooray for daisy pie!

>Rae- Oh...that would taste horrible.

 

 

That yellow hair, those whiskermarks,

 

>Loki- HE'S FUCKING A CAT!

 

 

 

 that fucking dumb guy, him – Naruto.

 

 

>Loki- Oh. HE'S FUCKING A DEMON FOX!

>Rae- It's horrible no matter how you look at it.

 

 He pushes himself from the door with the back of his left hand as help and takes of his shirt,

 

>Mal- How do you "take of your shirt"?

>Loki- Sorry, I have no pun for that.

 

 hearing how his one night stand drops his pants onto the floor with his boxers,standing half

naked, while Sasuke feels the cold air caress his own dick.

 

 

>Rae- Finally, we get back to Sasuke's dick!

>Loki- The show should just be called "Adventures of Sausuke's Dick!"

>Mal- Would it be....dicktacular?

>Rae- You bet your ass it would.

 

 

“Bend over.” Sasuke commands while taking of his own shirt.

 

And the stranger obeys him. He bends himself over the couch and willingly shows his ass for

Sasuke and moans faintly.

 

 

>Mal- The ass.... was hairy!

>Loki- So Sasuke cut it off and laughed insanely screaming, "I AM the show now bitch!"

>Rae- Eeewww...

 

 

And Sasuke grabs his

 

>Loki- Coffee cup.

>Mal- G-String

>Rae- DICK

>Loki and Mal- *stare at Rae*

 

 

 buttocks,

 

>Loki- He grabbed his own ass?

>Mal- Well, Naruto IS an ass ninja.

 

 

 forces the strangers legs apart och

 

>Rae- Och to you too then.

 

 

 roughly pushes it in without caring to take some form of lotion first.

 

 

>Mal- *Sasuke* There can only be ONE form of lotion!

>Loki- Brought to you by Herbal Essence.

 

 

“It hurts!” The strangers screams while moaning slighty.

 

“Shut,” in “the,” out “fuck,” in “up.” Sasuke says through gritted teeth while taking his dick

out and roughly pushing it back in again.

 

>Rae- *Sasuke* At that's called "sodomy" kids.

 

 

 And he had to admit it, he had to admit it, he had to admit it that he likes that feeling, that

feeling when he tears something apart because he didn’t care, he didn’t care, he didn’t care

 

 

>Loki- I'm gonna go out on a limb here..I don't think he cares.

 

 

about other’s feeling because he abhor them. He abhors people because they are all whores.

 

 

>Mal- I think Sauske just likes to rhyme.

 

“God d-damn i-it! It hurts!” The strangers screams while tearing at the couch.

 

“Heh. Then don’t spred your legs for me like some fucking whore then.” Sasuke says bitterly.

 

>Rae- I think it was rather involuntary there, buddy.

>Mal- *Sasuke* There can only be ONE man on top!

>Loki- And that’s called "corn holing" kids.

 

 

 He forces the stranger to switch position so that he lays on his back while Sasuke increases his

own speed - almost tearing the insides of the whore apart.

 

>Rae- So...he has a super penis?

>Mal- Must be one of those bloodline things.

 

 

“I-I’m n-not---“ The strangers stutter while feeling Sasuke’s dick move in and out. “I-I’m not

a---“

 

>Loki- Man

>Mal- Couch!

>Rae- BARBRA STREISAND!

 

 

 

He sobs and tightens his grip on the couch.

 

 

 

“Shut up.” Sasuke commands a second time, annoyed at the fact that a man can cry so easily. It’s

funny, it’s funnyhow a man can cry like that. It’s funny that the same man can show his fucking

ass to a fucking one night stand and lick and suck at someones dick beforehand while moaning.

It’s funny.

 

>Loki- I'm seeing the humor already.

 

 

 

That god damn whore! I will kill you, I will kill you!

 

 

>Rae- With my SUPER DICK!

 

 

And Sasuke takes the fucking stranger by his hair and hits him on the face with his other hand

shaped like a fist.

 

>Mal-I don't believe it was very fist shaped.

>Rae- Soon he gets a rhythm going, records it, then makes an album called "Techno Penis".

>Loki-...I'm moving away from you now...

 

 

 And he hits him and he hits him and he hits him!

 

 

>Mal- I do believe he's hitting him.

 

 

“Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, you fucking whore!!” Sasuke screams and hits the stranger

harder and repeatedly.

 

>Loki- Maybe if you stopped hitting him, he wouldn't saying anything.

 

“Guh! S-stop it! I c-cant take i-it anymore! I can take it anymore!” The stranger screams

panic-stricken while trying to make resistance.

 

>Rae- Is that the same as taking a shit?

>Loki- Rae!

>Rae- If you give me shit to work with, you will get shit back!

 

 

 But he doesn’t care, he doesn’t care, Sasuke doesn’t care because he hits him more. He hits more

and he hits him more and he hits him more while getting aroused at thought of blood. And then it

comes, then it comes!

 

>Mal- It comes in the door screaming, "Where's my pension check, you bitch!"

 

 

He feels how the blood trickles down from the fucking whores mouth and how he has difficulty in

breathing and it excites him more – so much that he continues to hit him.

 

But then it gets weaker. His breathing gets weaker to the point it can no longer be heard but it

doesn’t stop Sasuke, it doesn’t stop Sasuke because he enjoys it.

 

>Loki- And that’s called "murder" kids.

>Mal- Don't forget necrophilia.

 

 

So Sasuke hits him – again and again – there, on that damn couch, while fucking the whore with

his dick, while fucking and getting excited at the thought of blood, while fucking and licking

that disgusted blood that he abhors.

 

And then he comes, inside of that ass that he hates.

 

“Fuck.” Sasuke mutters. He takes out his dick and starts masturbating.

 

>Rae- Guys, I think Sauske is just made of semen.

>Loki- Oh eewww...

 

 But it isn’t enough, it isn’t enough, the whore can’t even satisfy him as dead! So he grabs one

of his adjacent kunais and slashes the whore several times!

 

>Mal- That was handy.

 

And then he laughs. He laughs so hard. He cuts the whore to pieces while masturbating and

spanking his balls – and then, and then, and then, then he comes with a satisfied scream.

 

 

>Loki- His balls must have been naughty.

>Mal- *Sasuke* Balls! Are you in the pudding again?!

>Rae- Anyone notice that he grew a hand?

 

 

He lets his body cool down before putting his clothes back on after finding them. He wrinkles his

nose at the stench of blood that comes from the counch and wonders what he should do with the

dead whore whose dick still stands up.

 

 

>Mal- Like an exclamation point, as if to say "Hey, I'm dead!"

 

“Fuck.” Sasuke mutters again. “Now I need to clean up this fucking mess.” Sasuke says through

gritted teeth while watching the whores dead naked body.

 

 

>Rae- And that’s what we call "A lazy fucktard" kids.

>Kids- I dun wanna hear anymore! *hysterical crying*

>Rae- SHUT UP AND GET IN THAT BATHROOM!

 

 

“Fuck it!” Sasuke screams and laughs.

 

Then he leaves the apartment.

 

>Loki- *Sasuke* I came. I killed. I came again. And again. And again. And again!

>Rae- Sauske is...wow, that just took nympho to a whole new level.

 

**END FIC***

 

 

>Loki- So..any thoughts?

>Rae- *raises hand* I think I want to kill the entire Nartuo series.

>Mal- I'm not gonna be able to eat for a week.

>Loki- That reminds me *grabs razor* C'MERE BALDY!

>Mal- NOT AGAIN! *runs away screaming*

>Rae- Uh....thanksforreadingnight *runs after everyone*