Dubya Baby

Dubya Baby
(Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt)
Guest song parody by Mike "Birdman" McArdle, published originally at Democratic Underground
(Apologies to original writers J. Javits and K. Springer... And, of course, to Eartha Kitt)

(As sung by corporate donors to Dubya Claus)

(instrumental intro)

Dubya Baby,
Slip a tax break under the tree, for me.
I've been a good contributor.
Dubya baby, so open up the treasury for me.

Dubya Baby,
Don't forget the brand new car, we are
The ones who put where you are,
Dubya Baby, so open up the treasury for me.

Star Wars II up in the sky,
All that public money, and it might not fly.
We may not shoot those missiles down,
But you can spread that cash around.
Boo doo bee doo...

Dubya, honey,
Fill my stocking with a rebate - don't wait.
Sales are down, so stimulate me.
Dubya baby, so open up the treasury for me.

(verse sung during instrumental break:)
Dubya, cutie,
One more thing that I can use; a cruise.
And maybe just a little beach house.
Dubya baby, so open up the treasury for me.

Cashed out while the stock was high.
But hung the workers pension fund out to dry.
Still I could use some extra loot.
So you can fill my parachute.
Boo doo bee doo...

Dubya Baby,
Just one more thing if you please - the lease
To all the oil in the Arctic.
Dubya baby, so open up the treasury for me.

So open up the treasury for me.
So open up the treasury for me.

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