Dear Wascals Wecords and Dee Wee Deez and Pilliard Dickle...... Here's that letter I promised someone....has to do with letting the 2nd coming of christ dot com slip thru our fingers...it's better that way...now some jesus freaks have grabbed it so if you want the same old....same old...just click thesecondcomingofchrist.com...not to advertise it.....greg has registered thesecondcomingofchristDOT NET which is better though as Greg might put it "....less prestigious":...let's remember always, boys, that we want only the MOST PRESTIGIOUS for the 2nd coming but phokk it if it slips thru our fingers then we just cap the whole story in the NET,...as in "...I will make you Carrie Fischers of men....."....that little allusion to "Fisherman" and Carrie Fischer will prolong george carlin's phenomenal career and our noumenal careering....as you know george's next film after DOGMA was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.....the Buddy Christ is seen on the dashboard of a car driven by a nun..the nun is played by Carrie Fischer.....she picks up Jay and Bob....George is going the other way and gives blow jobs to truckers for rides...the buddy christ is a smiling little figurine like the ones we're used to.....white guy...brown beard...robes....george as Cardinal Carlin in DOGMA got the need to change icons right but missed the sex by one...the shaved poo-say with a tattooed cross above it in his face in a Savannah Hotel Lobby ( Fall of '85.)...was the closest he got to my imagery where women are pictured nude and religios painting covers their nudity.....speaking now to the whole world i have friends in Helsinki who will carry my art and messaging to the Finnish......speaking from the INNERnet thru the Internet for all dot com/munists and dot capitalists birthing dot copulists as we pray the preyer of praydators everywhere..... Subject: Re: do not pass goy dear pick..i checked it...and called you...we're even now..at first i didn't hear WAH when the little black dancer danced...will you painda gangs uh wah on mawm..? YOU hearrd it..now we;re even..what I said was do not pass goy do not collect two hundred DULLARDS....Dullards...two hundred DULLARDS...not $200...DULLARS..two hundred bang bang bang .it was t6hat fateful day in dallss....yo...b. Pilliard Dickle <pdickle@allmail.net> wrote: In the words of Ed McMahon: "You are CORRECT sir!" You did indeed say dullards, not dollars. I remember. But there's a simple explanation why I did it the way I did it. I screwed up. I guess that's what you get for hiring incompetent help. Perchance I AM the dullard. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are dullards. I have eaten at the same table as dullards. Maybe they can drink me under the table but I can eat them under the table. They put their pants on one leg at a time, just like we do. But not the rich, though (contrary to popular opinion). I saw Ted Turner put his pants on one time - he sat on the side of the bed and put both legs in at the same time! So did Bill Gates. And Sam Walton (RIP). This was at the Gay Billionaires club. I used to be a caddy. It's across the street from the Goy Billionaires club. They made one helluva club sandwich sign language. Wait - what were we talking about? 200-something. Hmmm... Motels? - pd Subject Dear Lick of the Pitter The Ah'm Gonna Society presents.."Ah'm gonna..." Dear Pick...ah'm gonna post your pfunny e-mail on mah Message Board as it is a pfunny letter and might even kill Black Espinola in his all too serious zeal taking of himself fwuatwated that he isn't eating Black Alva here of late...opening ..or accompanying Tom Warnick at vatious spas they are spa-zed out.....and I stress...I am apiecenick Black eSPY A wARNICK... I don't begrudge his "That's en0ugh" about your bang bang and abruptly rising from his Hasidim to shun Shy-TANH....you are a naked man and your gun shots ring loyal and true throughout the Brookline Subw2ay Systemmm..all the Q's duck....when are you prey telle going to send me the cover to my Knight Wigguh album....and some footgage of nat....for any fests i thwart in the coming fall....as for Hitler...we're not speaking...HE IS...he got physical last night..said.."Move your feet.." they were resting on my white chair but he wanted to get "chummy" about this Cox Cable thing..it's COX FIGHT tonight....I acquiesced....for the moment..he has to learn...it's over..the romance..he's a star...he's only in the house now to help with the rent....he doesn't understand that..he thinks we're buddies..he thinks I should be more...social...I think I should continue burying my head in th Ba'al Shem Tov...Founder of modern Hasidism and the book Eternal GFlame of the great big Deal..I began reading yesterday in the Muslim Cafe...and writing...and peace has come..long as I';m buried in Judaism inside the Muslim Cafe....another day disappearing ...Harry Pooter at one..and Hitler sghould be getting the idea..I'm not spening a lot of time in the Starring Artist's Gal..... |
