Duo: Yup, see! (holds up bag proudly and stuffs one into his mouth)

Wufei: (stares intently at bag) Maxwell, those are not marshmallows.

Duo: Huh?

Trowa: (sitting down on the grassy hill) Duo, did you drop the bag back there when you fell?

Duo: I did not fall! Heero pushed me!

Heero: I was trying to hold you up.

Duo: No, you pushed me 'cause you were jealous of my singing!

Heero: ...

Wufei: (smirks) I suppose that is as good a reason as any.

Quatre: Duo, those really aren't marshmallows.

Duo: Okay, I admit, I spilled a few, but I cleaned them off before I put them back in!

Wufei: Baka, those are mushrooms!

Duo: Huh? (looks hard) Oh, so they are! (takes another out and chomps it) Mmm, chewy!

Quatre: Won't he get sick eating those? Are they poisonous?

Wufei: (shakes head) No, only mildly hallucinogenic. Don't get too close, he'll think you're a cream puff and eat you.

Trowa: (pulls Quatre down onto his lap) But he is a cream puff.

Quatre: (melts into creamy puffiness in Trowa's arms)

Heero: (sits down and guides Duo down next to him) Duo, relax and try not to move.

Wufei: Oh, that's likely! (sits down and looks over as Duo chows down another mushroom) He really can eat anything.

All stare up into the cloudless sky and watch the stars slowly shift position. A warm breeze plays over them, playing havoc with their mutual bangs. Except for Wufei. And Trowa. Nothing less than a military assault could move that bang.

Quatre: Trowa, what's that star? (points)

Star: It's impolite to point!

Quatre: Oh, sorry.

Heero: (sighs) Quatre had a mushroom, didn't he?

Duo: (stares innocently) He asked for one.

Wufei: I don't think he asked specifically for a mushroom.

Duo: Mushroom, marshmallow, they're both white and fluffy.

Trowa: (sighs) It's not a star, it's a nebula. The horse head nebula in Orion's belt.

Duo: (big grin) Pretty...hey, there's the big dipper!

Heero: (nods) And the little one beside it.

Wufei: Canis major and minor.

Quatre: What are those?

Wufei: Orion's hunting dogs.

Quatre: Ooh...(proceeds to bark, but he does it so cute no one minds)

Trowa: Isn't Duo high, too? Why isn't he barking?

Heero: Because I think he's asleep.

Wufei: Because the drug is affecting Quatre's smaller body faster.

Duo: Because I'm not in bed with Heero--mmf!

Heero: (hand over Duo's mouth) Hush.

Quatre: Ooh, that one looks like a bunny!

Duo: (wriggles out of Heero's hand) No way, it's a duck!

Quatre: No, it's a bunny! A cute bunny with big floppy ears!

Duo: It's a duck with lots of feathers!

Quatre: Bunny!

Duo: Duck!

Quatre: (hands on hips and starting to pout) Bunny!

Duo: (arms crossed with a similar pout) Duck!

Heero: Rabbit season!

Trowa: Duck season!

Wufei: What?

Quatre: It's a fluffy bunny!

Duo: It's a cute li'l duck!

Wufei: (sighs) Fine, it's a dunny!

Quatre and Duo blink.

Heero: (smirks) Or a buck.

Quatre: Dunny!

Heero: Buck!

Duo: Here, Heero, have another mushroom.

Trowa: Another?

Quatre: They're yummy, like big cream puffs! (grabs a bunch and shoves them into Trowa's mouth before he can react)

Trowa: Ah...pretty stars...pretty grass...pretty moon...pretty dragon...

Wufei: (nervous) Dragon?

Duo: With pretty black eyes...

Wufei: (edging away) Oh no...

Heero: (nods) Mission accepted.

Quatre: Yay!

Wufei: Oh no...

Wufei tries to take off, but he is tackled by four delirious gundam pilots at once. Duo and Quatre each grab and arm while Heero holds down his legs, and Trowa starts on the clothes.

Wufei: (struggling) Oh no...

Suddenly clothes go flying from every boy, landing in a random pile, and four nude pilots descend on a helplessly outnumbered naked dragon.

Wufei: Oh, yes...

Quatre: Hey, Wufei's a big cream puff! Let's eat him!

Wufei: Duo?

Duo: Huh?

Wufei: Pass the mushrooms.

The End