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Because you know he is lying and you just don't care.

Because you love the subtle grate of chainmail.

Because you can't wait to run your hands through his hair.

Because he had a big gun.

Because you can tell if his pecks have grown another inch

Because he has had a rough life.

Because it will make you feel small.

Because he's back.

Because of his back, and his front.

Because it will freak him out.

Because he is. . . .

Because he's been acting homoerotic with most men on the show since season 1

Because of his fascinating 'extracurricular activities'

Because you want to check whether or not Nietzcheans have superfluous body hair

Because he'll tell you the long, sad story of his life -- in big words.

Because he'll call you "boy" or "ship" or some other term of endearment

Because he's 40 and the teenagers think he's is hot.

Because he's 40 and the oldsters think he's hot.

Because he'll smell like wet leather that has been sweat on by men.

Because then you'll be close enough to lick him

Because Harper did it

Because it might make him growl

Because we want to know if that chainmail is cold

Because your hormones told you to!

Because then you can touch is hair

Because you will finally feel his bone blades

Because he just might hug you back...

Because damn, can that man recite Nietzsche and make it sound sexy