A Tyr inspired lust filk to the tune of ‘Is Everybody Here on Drugs

A Tyr inspired lust filk to the tune of ‘Is Everybody Here on Drugs?’ by Catatonia.
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PG13

IS EVERYBODY HERE TURNED ON? By Mandy Green

He puts on his chain mail

It makes us happy

Is everybody here turned on?

Bulging black leather pants

You know what we all want

Is everybody here turned on?

Here turned on?

Here turned on?

The UberTyr he looks so hot

Those pecks, those thighs, that ass

The UberTyr he looks so hot

Can’t help but make a pass

Nietzschean as we can see

Genetic superiority

Is everybody here turned on?

Here turned on?

Here turned on?

The UberTyr he looks so hot

Those pecks, those thighs, that ass

The UberTyr he looks so hot

Can’t help but make a pass

I love the sexy motion

Forget the conversation

Is everybody here turned on?

Here turned on?

Here turned on?

He is hot stuff

So tall and buff

He gives our dreams a blast