This is sung to ‘Annoying Advertising Jingle #1. Y’know,
imagine dancing bathroom cleaner or fifties housewife getting orgasmic
about really white net curtains.
THE SPARKY COLA BLOW JOB SONG
By Mandy Green
Spar-ky Co-la, it tastes so sweet,
when I’m suckin’ my salty treat.
Sweet soda and a salty snack,
that’s what I want when I attack.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
Drop your pants you sexy man,
while I take a mouthful from this can.
I want to feel you wriggle and squirm,
As my sparklin’ tongue makes you all firm.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
Lie back and let out a groan,
as it tickles and burns across your dome.
The caffeine kick keeps me up all night,
OH BOY! Am I gonna do you right!
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
You’ll love me lickin’ it over your knob.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.
Good and evil are livin’ in my gob