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Andromeda Shipping Hoe-Down [18/09/01]

Trancers, don’t smite me, I said ACTS LIKE, it’s part of the ditz routine.
Same goes for Harpies, the ‘get a grip’ thing was just because I needed something that rhymes.

There’s a man named Dylan;
He’s in the Argosy;
He fell into a black hole;
Frozen with Rommie;
Star-crossed love with Sara;
Tragic, but still sweet;
Now that whole thing with Elsbett;
Just gives me the creeps;

Rommie is the AI;
A walking heart attack;
Had unsafe VR sex with Gabe;
Spy for Greenpeace on crack;
She admires Dylan;
And she thinks he’s cute;
She wants to climb on top of him;
And make his force lance shoot;

The last of Kodiac Pride;
Tyr Anasazi;
Some say he’s really sexy;
Others call him a tree;
He’s really inconsistant;
When it comes to romance;
First he insulted Beka;
Then asked Harper to dance;

Beka the first officer;
Has issues with her dad;
He was nice before flash;
But then things got real bad;
She hit on Anasazi;
Looking for romance;
But if you ask me what I think;
I say she’ll go with Trance;

Trance Gemini is purple;
She’s also pretty hot;
She can see the future;
And she acts like she’s on pot;
She’ll climb on top of Beka;
As her tail slides into place;
And she’ll be screaming ‘hee-haw’;
Legs around the rocket’s face;

Harper’s got a head jack;
He makes the photons dance;
He likes a lot of women;
And has a thing for Trance;
He’s strung out on caffeine;
And needs to get a grip;
The whole crew knows he wants to get;
Pygmalion with the ship;
 

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