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Tee hee hee

Tee hee hee, I’m Spanky Mandy,

Queen of the evil plot device.

Dylan keep your force lance handy:

Harper’s getting something ‘nice’.
 
 

Mostly

Spanky Mandy’s my name

When I’m surfing the net.

I love to read slash,

But I mostly write het.

Harper’s a god,

What a love and a dear.

In slashfic, however,

He mostly shags Tyr
 
 

What I want to do to the crew

Dylan’s quite the boyscout,

He’s also very cute.

I’d love to stroke his force lance

And try to make it shoot.
 

Beka’s got hair nanobots,

They make her hair real strange.

I ‘d like to ask about ‘short’ hair

And then sprint out of range.
 

Tyr is hot and really tall,

Although he seems quite lonely.

I want to strip off all his clothes

And ride him like a pony.
 

Trance is a cute purple chick

She’s got a lovely tail.

I want to find out what it does,

And does it make her male?
 

Harper’s just a science geek,

What makes him really hot?

I want to interface with him

And never, ever stop.
 

Rommie’s made of plastic,

although her chest looks real.

I want Tyr to get close up

and give them a quick feel.
 

Rev’s a hairy, scary bloke.

Yes, I think that’s true.

I’d like to know if he’s lost the way

And wants to eat the crew.
 
 

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