Disclaimer: I do not own the characters portrayed in this story

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters portrayed in this story. They belong to Gene Roddenberry's

estate and Tribune Entertainment. Nor do I own the script "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" that this was

based on. That is owned by Richard O'Brien. All information not having appeared in the series or the movie

script was taken from the Systems University site at www.allsystems.org.

Spoilers: I'm all over the first season, here. If you've seen less than half of it, you won't get many of the

references. Sorry.

Rating and warning: Very Strong R rating. Subject to change. Slash situation in

Part II. If you cannot handle the idea of one man hitting on another, please do not read.

Archive: Ask me first via e-mail to luzmaria8@att.net please.

Special thanks to Spaz'n Space for the image of Harper dressed as Frank (I would not have thought of

this otherwise) and Josette for being my Rocky Horror/ Andromeda sounding board. This piece o' crap is

dedicated to you, guys.

ROMMIE HORROR

(Opening song, "Tyr told Yvain", is sung by Yvain's stepson, Breyon. Sung to the tune of "Science Fiction,

Double Feature")

Now our Harper fell ill the day we skirted the sun

In his fever he formed the plan

But not until the station did he get the blueprints

Then Rev had a chat with a Than

Then Tyr went AWOL and gave us a fright

So Dylan got him out of his jam

In the Maru they flew to safety anew

This is what the mission logs said then.

Drago Katovs, Tyr did not like

Went to Midden for his birthright

Museveni, father of his race

On Our Midden, Yvain did see him

Whoah...

On Our Midden, Yvain did see him, long ago.

Beka's ship the Maru was home and birthplace too

Daddy's big debts made her do cargo runs

Rev soon joined on her crew, along with Harper too

Trance joined last and thought it all in good fun

Gerentex had a job

Salvage ships for cash, in haste led them to the right one

Gerry got booted off, the rest stayed on for fun

Dylan's request made Tyr join on the crew.

On the...

On Our Midden, Yvain was told this

Tyr lost his Freya, he betrayed her

Went back in time to save our future

Now he remembers, it's time to leave her

Whoah...

On Our Midden, Tyr told Yvain long ago

She asked him so

On Our Midden, Tyr told Yvain long ago

She missed him so

Whoah...

On Our Midden, Tyr told Yvain long ago

By her back door

Whoah...

On Our Midden, Tyr told Yvain long ago.

(Fade to Scene I)

(Scene I, the empress's coronation)

(Enter Dylan and Rhade, stage right in white ceremonial uniforms)

Rhade: (Completely deadpan) Well Dylan, she finally did it.

Dylan: Yes well we always wanted the empress to get the job for years now.

Rhade: Her being there makes us more powerful sir. Power ensures survival, and it was why I joined the

High Guard in the first place.

Empress (from offstage): OK you guys, it's rumba time!! (Offstage crowd cheers)

Rhade: Gotta run, see ya. (Exits, stage right.)

Dylan: Seeya later, Rhade

(Dylan rubs the bottom of his lip in thought, then turns and waves in Rhade's direction. Sarah enters,

stage right.)

Sarah: Oh, Dylan, isn't it wonderful? Didn't the Empress look beautiful? I mean an hour ago she was just a

plain old Vedran diplomat. Now she's Empress Sucharitkul XII.

Dylan: Yes, Sarah, the empress is a lucky gal. (Starts walking) Everyone knows this coronation will be

good for the Commonwealth. (Sarah nods) You know this means my commission will be over soon... Hey

Sarah, I've got something to say. I really love the skillful way you out danced the other girls, at the

coronation.

(Sarah blushes and looks away as Dylan breaks into "Sarah", sung to the tune of "Wedding Song")

Dylan:

The mission was long but I took it (Sarah)

My heart is now yours, and you've got it (Sarah)

Only please, don't tell me you'll break it (Sarah)

Now I've one thing to say and that's damn it, Sarah I love you

(Sarah moves to kiss him, and he backs off towards the coronation hall)

Now Rhade told me love does not exist (Sarah)

But I know that he's wrong and I'll prove it (Sarah)

I sure I'm no fool, you believe it (Sarah)

Now I've one thing to say and that's damn it, Sarah I love you

(Sarah runs to his arms and he hugs her, then pulls out a ring)

Here's the ring my dad gave to my mother

Empress has agreed to marry us

Life with me's not mediocre

S-A-R-A-H I love you so!

(Sarah puts on the ring and rushes into the coronation hall. Dylan follows her. A Than, a Perseid, and a

Nightsider are cleaning up the coronation hall. Sarah begins to sing.)

Sarah:

I'm so glad you saved me at the lab (Oh, Dill)

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh, Dill)

You're commission is done and I know that (Oh, Dill)

I've one thing to say, and that's Dill, I will marry you.

(Sarah walks through the coronation hall dragging Dylan behind her. Dylan slowly goes into shock as he

realizes he's now engaged. She continues to sing, with him alternating.)

Oh, Dylan

Oh, shit...

I will

Oh, SHIT...

Marry you.

Just say I do...

There's one trip left to take, Ahoo.

(Dylan walks off in thought as he sings.)

Dylan:

Now let's see the Magog who began this. (Sarah)

When we went to his lecture on Panix (Sarah)

Made me face all my fears and not panic (Sarah)

Now I've one thing to say and that's damn it, Sarah I love you

Damn it, Sarah

Oh Dill, I will

Damn it, Sarah

Marry you

(The two of them kiss. Pan over to one of the reception tables. A miniature hologram of Andromeda

appears.)

Andromeda: I would like, if I may, to read to you from our ships log. (Clears her throat and continues) It

was at the end of the First Commonwealth when our new Captain, Dylan Hunt, then a Commander, and

his fiancé Sarah Riley, two normal citizens of Tarn Vedra, left the planet to visit a certain Magog

Reverend, who's lecture on linguistics inspired Dylan to propose to Sarah. It was true, there were dust

clouds in the system: large, opaque, and massive, through which they would have to navigate. It's true

also, that the slipstream drive on their shuttle cruiser was in need of an overhaul. But, being a citizen and

an Officer of the High Guard, Dylan was not about to let such a thing spoil the journey. On a journey

(close up on Andromeda's face as she gets serious) On a journey they were going to remember for a long,

long time.

Scene II (In the shuttle)

(Dylan is busy maneuvering the ship. Sarah is listening to a report on the Empress Sucharitkul XII's

coronation as she walks onto the bridge to deliver a cup of coffee to Dylan. A slip fighter passes them as

it breaks through the stream.)

Sarah: Gosh, that's the third slip fighter that's passed us.

Dylan: Actually hon it was the first. The other two were salvage vessels. (Looks at his sensors.)

Sarah: What's the matter, Dylan hon?

Dylan: Hmm... I don't think we are where we are supposed to be. I'm gonna have to back

track...(Slipstream drive suddenly fails.)

Sarah: What's going on?

Dylan: (Runs a diagnostic) The drive must have lost power... Shoot! I knew I should have had it go

through maintenance first. (Sarah rolls her eyes) I'll go use the escape pod and go get help.

Sarah: Where are you going to go, exactly?

Dylan: (Thinks) Oh, there's got to be a ship nearby somewhere. Maybe they have an engineer on board

who can fix it for us. You stay here and I'll run a hail from the pod.

Sarah: I'm coming with you.

Dylan: But Sarah...

Sarah: (more forcefully) I said I'm coming with you. Besides, I know you. If anyone on the ship is in

trouble or you think anything is up you'll take your time coming back. And there's only coffee on board.

(Dylan fakes a laugh. They enter the pod and launch it. As it hurls off into space they see a fighter ship

in the distance. Sarah turns away from the ship and begins to sing, "Of the Systems Commonwealth

Fleet" to the tune of "Over at the Frankenstein Place")

Sarah

In space there's a blackness

Deep inside dust clouds

Way out there

There's a ship not far

They're hailing us, where we are

Both:

They're the light

Of the Systems Commonwealth Fleet

They're the light

Ships protect us between stars

They're the light, the light

In the darkness of every planet's night

(Narrow in on one of the viewports of the ship in the distance. Tyr Anasazi is looking out of the viewport

in the direction of the pod.)

Tyr:

New pride begins

Must prove superiority

Now I've a plan

To let light and power streaming

Into my life, into my life

(Tyr disappears from the window. Wipe back to the pod where Dylan and Sarah are located)

Both:

They're the light

Of the Systems Commonwealth Fleet

They're the light

Ships protect us between stars

They're the light, the light

In the darkness of every planet's night

(Wipe back to the original reception table. Andromeda begins speaking)

Andromeda: And so, it seems that Dylan and Sarah have been saved and having their drive fixed is now a

mere formality. Or is it?

Scene III: Docking Bay

(Dylan and Sarah have arrived, but there is no one to greet them in the docking bay. Dylan opens up the

hatch so they can exit.)

Sarah: Dylan, do you think this is such a good idea?

Dylan: Would you rather we float around in a confined space longer? (Looks around for an exit)

(The door exiting the Docking Bay has opened and Tyr Anasazi enters. Dylan walks up to Tyr and extends

his hand to him. Tyr just looks at the hand.)

Tyr: (Looking at the hand as if it were a foreign object) Yes, kludge?

Dylan: Uh, hi. I'm Commander Dylan Hunt, and this is my fiancé, Sarah Riley. Our slipstream drive has

stopped working and we were wondering if you had an engineer on board who can help?

Tyr: (Still looking at the hand) We do.

Sarah: Yes, that's great.

Dylan: Great.

Tyr: (Sarcastically) Great. I think you should follow me.

(They follow Tyr into a poorly lit corridor and leads them toward the Main Bridge. Near the entrance to

the Main Bridge, crouched in a corner and reading an Ayn Rand novel, is Beka.)

Sarah: (Whispering in Dylan's ear) I have a bad feeling about this.

Dylan: Well, we're here and we need help. I'm sure it will be fine.

Tyr: Follow me.

Dylan: (Noticing Beka) Um... just where exactly is your crew?

Tyr: (From behind) You got here while most of the crew is on shore leave. Luckily for you, Harper is still

onboard.

Dylan: Lucky us.

Beka: Oh, Harper's good alright. You really are sooooo lucky. (Laughs)

(Tyr leans against the wall behind them, blocking their exit. Music begins to play, and Tyr begins to sing

"The Slipstream" to the tune of "The Time Warp")

Tyr:

They're revolting

Orca pride to me

Guderian in control

Now listen closely

Beka: (Looking anxious)

Will we be that much longer?

Tyr: (shaking his head)

I've got to take control

I remember Kodiak at it's peak

Mecca of all prides

But we were all wiped out

So I took off through the stream...

(Tyr and Beka shove Dylan and Sarah onto the Main Bridge. A crowd of Perseids, Thans, Vedrans,

Humans, and Nightsiders are gathered in the middle of a big party. One large cockpit chair, similar to the

one used for manipulating the slipstream drive is in the center of the room. Beka jumps in excitedly.)

Crowd:

Let's ride the slipstream again

(Dylan faints. Wipe to the reception table. Andromeda starts explaining how to drive the slipstream to the

audience.)

Andromeda: Ok first you key in coordinates.

Crowd:

And then you engage the Drive

Andromeda: (Demonstrating with her arms) You ease the thrusts controls forward.

Crowd:

And then you make a Hard Right.

Now just rotate the ship, and drive your captain insane.

Let's ride the slipstream again

Beka:

Hold on tight now

It's what I'm born to do

Yes you can watch me

No I don't mind

Traveling through dimensions

I let the slipstream move through me

Strings so pretty

I see all

Tyr: (From behind Dylan and Sarah as he moves further into the Main Bridge)

You're mind controls the streams

Beka:

Better with a Flash trip, HA HA HA

Tyr:

And nothing, will ever be the same

Beka:

It's better than the sensation

Tyr:

Of depressurization

Crowd:

Let's ride the slipstream again

(Tyr and Beka dance over to the centerpiece table, decorated with flowers. Dylan and Sarah notice that

there is a purple humanoid, with a tail, seated cross legged at the center of the table.)

Trance:

Well I was wandering a ship looking for things to find

When a nightsider said "Help I'm in a really tight bind"

He shook me up, he grabbed my tail from behind

He thrust me into a chair which controls the ship's drive

He stared at me and we left the dock

And into the slipstream we shot off like a spark

Crowd:

Let's ride the slipstream again

(Dylan and Sarah start to back away from the party, realizing they should have hailed from the ship

directly. Wipe back to the reception table where the holograph of Andromeda is standing. She is tapping

her left foot and smiling but is otherwise unaffected by the music)

Andromeda: First you key in the coordinates

Crowd:

And then you engage the drive

Andromeda: Then you ease the thrusts forward

Crowd:

And then you make a Hard Right

Now just rotate our ship, and drive our captain insane

Let's ride the slipstream again

(Trance jumps off the table and goes into a tap dance. She gets excited, screams "Hee Haw" and goes

into a twirl across the bridge. When she gets in front of the cockpit chair, she trips over her own tail, and

falls to the floor. We hear her mutter "Ow, ow, ow, my tail" as she gets up. Wipe back to the reception

table. Andromeda, now completely into the song, is moving her hips and dancing.)

Andromeda: First you key in the coordinates!

Crowd:

And then you engage the drive

Andromeda: Then you ease the thrusts forward

Crowd:

And then you make a Hard Right

Tyr:

Now just rotate my ship,

Crowd:

And drive our captain insane

Let's ride the slipstream again

(The crowd collapses. Dylan and Sarah look on with a mixture of surprise and fear. Sarah pokes Dylan in

the ribs)

Sarah: Dylan, say something.

Dylan: Hey. (Crowd sits up in unison) Is this a Commonwealth vessel?

(Crowd murmurs to themselves in confusion. Sarah gives Dylan a look like she's about to kill him. Pulling

him by the arm, she starts inching him again to the exit.)

Sarah: Uh, Dylan, we should get to the pod now.

Dylan: For Divine's sake we need the drive fixed Sarah

Sarah: But these people seem insane, Dylan

Dylan: It's just a party, Sarah.

Sarah: Well I want to leave

Dylan: We cant go anywhere with a broken drive.

Sarah: Well ask for the engineer already

(Exit door to the bridge opens. In the distance, a figure in a sequined Hawaiian shirt, fishnets, and work

boots can be seen in the distance heading towards them in time to new music.)

Dylan: We don't want to interfere with their ritual, Sarah

Sarah: This isn't the Empress's coronation.

Dylan: They are probably aliens with a culture different than our own. They may do some more...

slipstreaming

Sarah: (Sounding desperate) Look I'm tired and I need a cold Sparky!

Dylan: I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.

(Sarah turns to leave in a huff and stops short at the site of the new stranger, Harper. Dylan turns

towards her, sees the stranger himself, screams, and faints outright. Harper grins and begins to sing

"Love God Baby" to the tune of "Sweet Transvestite")

Harper: (Leaning over and looking at Sarah only)

Hey there baby I

See you've met my repressed Nietzschean (Wipe to Tyr, who's rolling his eyes in disgust)

He's just a little bummed out

Because when you hailed

He thought you were our pizza Than

(Harper strides past both Dylan and Sarah, heading toward the cockpit. Dylan comes to and stands up

slowly. Sarah is still standing there with a look of shock on her face. Harper continues to sing)

Harper:

Hey babes chill out

It's the way I am

Don't judge a flexi by it's size

I'm just an engineer, by the light of day

But by night I'm one real party lover

(Harper, having reached the chair, now spins and removes his shirt, revealing a white corset. His fishnets

are held up by, what else? His tool belt.)

I
'm just a super genius

Your love God baby

Of the planet Earth

Let me show you my tools

Maybe play by the pool

You like you're both good citizens (snicker)

But if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We can link up an old holo movie

(Harper pushes past the crowd to get himself a piece of fruit from the reception table. Dylan walks up

behind him as he eats an apple vigorously.)

Dylan: We're glad you're on board. Could you help us? We're both trying to get to Brandenburg Tor.

Sarah: Right. (Looks anxious)

Dylan: If you could take a look at our drive, and send us on our way. We don't want to be an

inconvenience.

Harper: (tossing the fruit aside and hitting a Than in the head)

So your slipstream drive went splat

Well, I'll fix that (goes back to the chair)

Now babies, don't you panic (Trance has come to the chair alongside Harper)

By the Dawn of the Night

I'll get it done alright

I'll confer with my Perseid Mechanic

I'm just a super genius (Dances with Trance, then sits. Trance sits on his lap, and he puts his hand on

her knee)

Your love God baby

Of the planet Earth

Let me show you to the Maru

Or maybe Fondue?

I could show you my favorite possession

I've been making a Droid

With brown hair and a bod

She's good for working out mental aggression

(Harper rises slowly from the chair. Trance sits in the chair in his place)

I'm just a super genius

Your love God baby

Of the planet Earth

HA HA... I'm just a super genius (Pushes past Dylan and Sarah as he heads for the exit)

Tyr, Beka, and Trance:

Super Genius

Love God baby

Of the planet Earth

Harper:

So come down to the bay

And see what's been made

I see you looking with fascin... ation

But maybe the air

Is what's really to blame

So I'll repair your drive

But not your esteem

(Harper walks out the exit, presumably in the direction of the Hangar Bay. The crowd from the party

follows him, leaving Dylan and Sarah alone with Tyr and Beka again. Tyr and Beka approach them from

behind and begin to remove their clothing. Sara slaps Tyr's hand away)

Sarah: Dylan!!

Dylan: It's alright, I'm sure this is all part of their customs. I'm sure we're safe.

Sarah: Oh

(Trance walks up from behind and picks up the clothing, inspecting it.)

Trance: Oh, pretty!

Dylan: Hi, I'm Commander Dylan Hunt and this is my fiancé Sara Riley. And you are... what are you

exactly?

Trance: (stammers slightly) UH... Um, you wouldn't be able to pronounce it. Anyway Harper has a nice

surprise in the hangar bay for everyone.

Dylan: Even for you?

Trance: (frowning) That was mean. (She throws the clothes on the floor and walks off)

(Dylan and Sarah, in their underwear, are now pushed towards the hangar bay. Tyr is carrying a can or

Sparky cola and a glass of ice. He pops open the can with his bone spurs, pours the liquid into the glass,

then downs the remainder of the can. He tosses the empty can behind him.)

Sarah: You're captain, Harper I mean... oh hell, why are we undressed?

(Trance giggles)

Tyr: Harper is not our captain, nor do I think he wishes to be. We are simply his... co-workers.

Sarah: Oh.

Scene IV: Hangar Bay

(They have arrived at the hangar bay. In view is an old salvage vessel, the Eureka Maru. Surrounding the

Maru are the guests from the party. Harper, now dressed in bright orange overalls with goggles on the

top of his head, is standing by the hatchway, which allows access inside the ship. Tyr goes over to the

ship to power it up.)

Harper: Rebecca, Gemini. Go and attend to the guests. (Both pass by our heroes) I will amuse the...

uh.... (hi pitched giggles) This is just too cool!

Dylan: (Stepping forward) Hi, I'm Commander Dylan Hunt, this is my fiancé Sarah Riley...

Harper: (Smiling as he cuts him off.) What a babe. And what nice assets you have. But here, put this on.

(gives Dylan a dust coat, but not Sarah. Dylan chooses to give Sarah his dustcoat and remain in his

underwear. Yes, you're welcome.) It will make me feel more comfortable. It's not often we have a High

Guard officer on board, let alone offer him assistance. (more snickering)

Dylan: (Suddenly angry) Assistance? All we wanted was for you to fix our slipstream drive. A request

which you've not carried out.

Sarah: Dylan, don't...

Dylan: (Looming over Harper) Well?

Harper: (Looking up at Dylan with a smile) How bossy you are Dylan. Such a fine example of High Guard

discipline. So... aggressive. (Harper blows a kiss at Dylan who turns red. The crowd giggles) You must be

proud of this... ahem... Greek god.

Sarah: Well actually I am.

Harper: Have you ever done Flash, Dylan?

Dylan: (Turning redder) Of course not!

Harper: Ah. And how about you? (Sarah blushes.)

Tyr: (Approaching from behind) The Maru is up and running sir. We merely wait for you to power the

droid.

(Harper walks over to the hatchway of the Maru and opens it up. Inside, on a table is the form of a

woman in a gold bikini attached to power cords. She appears motionless. Harper clears his throat and

begins his speech.)

Harper: What's up, my Systems University Colleagues? You are about to witness a breakthrough in

Artificial Intelligence, not to mention my genius. And a new era in High Guard vessels will begin. (Crowd

applauds) It was odd the way it happened. Suddenly, the station was right in our face. The kids had the

blueprint flexis, and the schematics were there all the time. It took for me to only find it to make it

happen. And I did it, super genius that I am! And that's how I discovered how to make the ship made

flesh. That one thing this vessel was missing, and I know how to give it real life.

(Harper turns on the power to equipment inside the Maru. The crowd applauds until he turns back to face

them)

Harper: You see, you are fortunate, for tonight, is the night, that the Andromeda I know, love and gave

form to will be born!

(Audience applauds. Harper turns around and grabs one of his tools from his tool belt. Making some final

adjustments to the form on the table, he finishes tweaking the android. Turning her onto her side, he flips

a switch on her back, turning her on. The android is still not moving.)

Harper: (To Tyr) Inject anti-protons into the reactor core. (Tyr does so.) And step up the power supply

three more levels. (Again Tyr does so.)

(We watch as power is pumped into the body of the android on the table. Soon, the body begins to jerk

violently for a moment, then suddenly dies down. The android moves slowly into a sitting position and

looks around the room, then focuses on Harper.)

Rommie: Having fun yet?

Harper: You know it!!! (He makes a grab for her. She pulls away and begins to sing "Memory Upgrade", to

the tune of "Sword of Damocles")

Rommie:

The code of my programming executes in my head

And I've got the feeling he's rewriting my matrix instead

Oh, woe is me

This existence is new to me

And can't you see

That I'm in the need of a memory upgrade

(Harper, having caught up with her, has been kissing at her back and shoulders, she moves away from

him and into the crowd)

Everyone else: (throughout the remainder of the song)

Sha la la la la

He'll fix you soon

I woke up this morning with a jolt

As he surged juice through me

It left the sensation of a tingle

What a rush in me

My cells are full

I'm powered up with weapons to blow

And all I know

Is I'm in the need of a memory upgrade

Harper:

Oh, Rommie (Begins chasing Rommie around the hangar bay)

Everyone else:

Sha la la la la

He'll fix you soon

Rommie:

The code of my programming executes in my head

And I've got the feeling he's rewriting my matrix instead

Oh, woe is me

This existence is new to me

And can't you see

That I'm in the need of a memory upgrade

Harper:

OOOOHHHHH, ROMMIE!!!!!

(At this point Beka and Trance are dancing together in front of the Maru. Tyr is leaning against the hull,

looking bored out of his skull. Dylan and Sarah look on in amazement.)

Everyone else: (throughout the remainder of the song)

Sha la la la la

He'll fix you soon

(Harper chases Rommie all the way back to the hatchway of the Maru. She leans against the hull next to

Tyr and looks frightened.)

Harper: Romdoll, that's no way to respond to your creator. (Rommie pouts in response. Harper touches

her cheek.) But... since you are the babe of my genius, I'll forgive you. (Rommie smiles slightly. Harper

grins like a maniac.) Oh, I just love being a god.

Beka: Yeah, whatever.

Harper: (Oblivious) Yes...

Tyr: And how is she vital to our survival?

Harper: (Still Oblivious) Yes...

Trance: I don't get her. (Harper turns to her, finally listening.) Well, she's not a plant or a human...

Harper: You don't get her? DON'T GET HER?? We'll just see about that. (Takes her over to Dylan and

Sarah) Well, tell me the truth. Did I do it right? What am I saying, of course I did it right...

Sarah: (Hesitantly) Well, I don't see why you needed to make an avatar with so many... features. (Looks

up at Dylan and notices he looking at her a bit too intently.)

Harper: I designed her for my ship, not for you. She carries the High Guard Argosy Seal of Approval.

(Harper leads her to a table with various parts for the ships and a large pile of logic chips. She grins in

delight and begins to inspect the chips and parts. Harper begins to sing "Combat Ready" to the tune of

"Charles Atlas".)

Harper:

A salvage ship, weighing 98 tons

Will get blown into bits (Wipe to Beka, who looks insulted)

When shot by a drone

But with retrofits

And a God engineer

The ship will take off

And make cash for its boss

Will make it salvage and haul

Take passengers

And just a little bit of contraband (giggles)

But not you, oh not you

You'll be a strong ship (Starts making muscles with his arms. The crowd snickers.)

Oh, honey, but the wrong ship

You'll get logic chips, sensors

Extra pulsed plasma guns

New defensive missiles

New Droids, Bots and parts

Such an arsenal if she only knew of my plans

In just seven weeks

You'll be combat ready

She'll do flight drills

Statistics, and combat simulations,

She thinks logic equations (Jumps up and Tyr's back so he can piggy back. Tyr growls and carries him for

a bit.)

Aren't hard work

Such strenuous thinking

I think I am in love (Tyr drops Harper in front of Rommie, he puts his arms around her waist)

When in just seven weeks

She'll be combat ready...

(Suddenly the force field in the brig fails and Gerentex breaks through, running straight into the hangar

bay.)

Trixie: Gerry!!!! (Jumps into his arms. Gerentex breaks into "Glitters like Gold" to the tune of "Hot

Patootie".)

Gerentex:

What ever happened to a Nightsider's life?

Inject your spawn in the great Pool of Life

Watch them eat at each other like Magog in a camp

For once in my life, I thought I saw the Divine

I used to go around and wheel and deal

And listen to transmissions of my crimes as I steal

A Nietzschean was blowing off some steam in the gym

As I climbed in the cockpit and really had a good time

(Gerentex grabs onto Trance and the two of them start dancing. The Crowd is getting into the music.

Harper is looking pissed.)

Hand of Justice bless my soul

I love all that glitters like gold

Magellanic bless my soul

I love all that glitters like gold

Ayn Rand Station, bless my soul

I love all that glitters like gold

Eightfold Path now bless my soul

I love all that glitters like gold

(Gerentex tosses Trance into the air a few times and then she slides down to the floor. Using her tail, she

wraps it around his neck and pulls him on top of her. They begin to roll around on the floor together.

Rommie begins to move to the music. Harper grabs her by the arm and throws her into the Maru, closing

the hatch. He makes his way, unnoticed, to a workbench. Gerentex manages to get up and panting,

resumes his singing.)

My head used to spin from all the thron that I smelled

My hands were weighted down with the flowers I held

I'd look at the pixie's purple skin and that's when I'd melt

She smiled at me and said, "Tonight's your second chance at new life"

Get back on track and tease my hair out again

This Nightsider was dealing his very last scam

The purple girl inspired me to go legit

I felt pretty good OOH!! For once I had good times!

(Gerentex begins to run around the hangar bay excitedly. No one has noticed that Harper has taken

something from the workbench and is patiently waiting for him to stop.)

San Ska Re now bless my soul