To the tune of Electic Six's "Gay Bar", by mary's popular request....
 

Tyr!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a..
Gay bar Gay Bar Gay Bar!

Let's let Harper top!
A hot sticky top!
At the Gay Bar Gay Bar GAY BAR! Weeoow!

*guitar solo*

Now tell me do you,
do you have a really Big Gun?
I wanna see you shoot your Big Gun!
At the Gay Bar! Gay Bar! GAY BAR!

*A lull in the music, then..."

Oh Harper...

Tyr's got something to put in you!
Tyr's got something to put in you!
Tyr's got something to put in you!
At the Gay Bar Gay Bar GAY BAR!

Heeooooww!