By Brit
I don't own Andromeda or any of her characters, I wish
NC-17
My answer to Mandy's challenge Harper/Tyr/Dylan
(By the way on my spell check it suggests 'Harder' for
Harper 
"But why," Harper whined? "Why does it have to be camping and what is 'male bonding' supposed to mean? Don't we see enough of each other every day on board Andromeda? I don't want to bond I want to go to Infinity Atoll and surf and have meaningless sexual experiences with a variety of hot babes."
"I have to agree with the boy," Tyr added his point of view to the discussion. "I do not see the need to spend time alone with you and Harper. I have several other more interesting things to do."
Dylan was exasperated with them both. "It is all arranged, you are both coming with me." Harper opened his mouth to comment, Dylan looked at him a dangerous glint in his eye and Harper thought better of it. He shut his mouth again.
Later that day Harper vented his feelings to Trance. "It wouldn't be so bad if you and Beka and Rom doll were coming with us but spending three days in a tent with Tyr and Dylan, eeew."
Trance laughed. "Well Beka tells me that we are going to have a nice girlie time without you guys. We are going to drink hot chocolate with marshmallows, wear our jammies a lot and talk about the three of you."
Harper went quiet at the vision that presented itself. "Wow I like that idea, Beka doesn't wear jammies. Will you be having communal hot tubs too?" He was really getting interested now, and excited too. Trance noticed the evidence of his excitement and tapped him on the head.
Harper was unrepentant. "When you get laid as rarely as I do it doesn't take a lot to turn you on." He trotted off to his quarters as fast as his growing erection would allow. Once there he dealt with it in the time honoured tradition of the male without a mate, groaning loudly as he came.
In his urgency he had forgotten to engage privacy mode. The Rommie hologram shimmered into existence in front of him, catching him literally with his pants down.
"Why do you do that?" She queried. "I have also observed Dylan and Tyr engaged in the same occupation."
"Privacy mode engaged." Harper sighed, better late than never he supposed, it was a good job she hadn't popped in on him a few minutes earlier, that really would have been coitus interruptus, she could have put him off for life.
Once he'd recovered from the shock of her appearance Harper realised what she'd said. So Captain Terrific and the uber weren't getting any either.
Perhaps this trip away would turn out better than he thought. Harper had a plan. He wanted to get laid; it didn't matter to him whether it was a male or a female who did the honours. Hell he'd had sex with creatures that could have been either or both. He wondered what Dylan and Tyr thought about a little male on male action. It was bonding of a sort after all although maybe not exactly what Dylan had in mind.
The next day the three men loaded what seemed like an excessive amount of camping equipment into the Maru and headed for a small green and blue planet. The place seemed to be one big forest, with large lakes at regular intervals.
Dylan landed the Maru in a convenient clearing and they stepped out into the aggressively fresh air. The Captain explained that the planet had been terra formed with recreation in mind.
"We could walk for days here without seeing another living soul," he commented.
They erected the tent, fortunately it was larger than Harper had feared. Dylan handed Tyr a spade. Tyr regarded it quizzically.
"For digging the latrine," Dylan's comment was short and to the point.
Harper was happily arranging the bedding. He put his sleeping bag between Tyr's and Dylan's. He also checked over the food supplies, there didn't appear to be very much to eat. More to the point and to his great disappointment he couldn't find a single can of Sparky cola.
"Boss," he tugged at Dylan's sleeve. "Did we forget something?" Dylan smiled, Harper swore that the smile was an evil one quite unlike his Captains normally sweet _expression.
"Nothing has been forgotten Harper, if we want to eat we hunt, fish or gather berries. We drink the water from the streams; it is perfectly fresh and clear. Now I suggest you gather some firewood and get the campfire going. I'll go and catch dinner."
Harper gathered as much dry wood as he could find and very soon had quite a good blaze going. Tyr meanwhile had finished the latrine and had returned to the tent.
Harper got a glimpse of him stripping off. The Nietzschean's amazing body was covered in a light glaze of sweat. Harper wanted him very badly. He'd never felt so much lust for the big guy while they were on board Andromeda. There must be something in the air on this planet. He watched slyly as Tyr removed his pants. Well that was impressive. Harper was beginning to become aroused. He turned away and poked at the fire with a stick he was holding. Tyr came to sit down next to him; the Nietzschean was dressed once more. Tyr took a long swallow from a canteen that he'd filled at the spring.
The Nietzschean noticed that Harper was even more fidgety than usual. "Sit still boy, and leave the fire alone, it's burning perfectly well." He looked more closely at Harper, the boy was really quite beautiful, it was strange that he hadn't noticed it before.
He slapped Harper lightly on the hand. Harper dropped his stick and slapped back, not quite so lightly. Within minutes the two were play wrestling on the ground by the fire. It was getting dark now and the firelight glinted highlights from Tyr's skin. The Nietzschean flipped the small human over on to his back and straddled him.
"Had enough little man?"
Harper was breathless both from the wrestling and the arousal that he felt. Tyr's firm thighs were pressed tightly against his own. Harper was most definitely erect and so was Tyr.
All the engineer could do was shake his head. He would never have enough of this.
Tyr growled, he pinned Harper's hands above his head and started to rip the young man's clothes off. Harper didn't even make a token objection.
When he had the boy naked Tyr released him and stood up. He began to strip, slowly and sensuously. Harper gasped when he saw the size of the other man's erection. He was enormous.
Tyr lay down beside Harper and started to kiss him. He started with the human's soft lips and then trailed gentle kisses down his neck. He nuzzled the hollow of his throat then worked his way further down. Harper gasped as Tyr's mouth enveloped his manhood. Harper bucked and thrust as the Nietzschean sucked and nibbled at him.
His hand went down to Tyr's erection and he began to stroke and pump his partner, running his fingers over the man's sensitive glans. The two men reached a climax simultaneously. Both cried out loudly. They looked into each other's faces and smiled. This was not turning out too badly at all.
The problem that they now faced was that they were both hot and sticky and smelling of sex. There was only one thing for it, a dip in the stream.
The water was freezing and they were happily splashing each other when Dylan reappeared. He was pleased to see the two getting on so well. He dumped the creature he had shot for dinner down on the ground and stripped off to join the other two.
Even allowing for the cold water Dylan was pretty impressively built too.
When they were all dry and dressed and sitting round the fire eating a delicious stew Dylan asked the question that they had been waiting for.
"What did you guys do while I was out hunting?"
Harper giggled and even Tyr cracked a smile.
"Well Boss, " Harper was irrepressible. "I suppose you could say we bonded."
"Oh," Dylan sounded a little surprised and disappointed. "You started without me then?"
"That's true, " Harper smiled. Dylan's confused _expression was delicious. "But you could soon catch up." He nodded to Tyr. The two men attacked Dylan and very soon all three were naked, limbs and other organs entwined. Harper lost track of who was in his mouth and whose mouth he was in. He wasn't sure who was touching him and where, it was wonderful. It was a pity that the three girls weren't also at the campsite.
The next day he was looking for something on board the Maru when he noticed a message waiting. It was from Beka. Her face appeared on the view screen as he activated the comm.
"Er guys," Beka was practically laughing and she was having a great deal of trouble getting the words out. "There's something you should know about that planet." She actually laughed out loud. "It's designed for lovers, the whole atmosphere is infused with aphrodisiacs. They are also in the water and the wildlife. I think that you had better come back to the Maru before they begin affecting you."
Harper grinned, too late Beka he thought.
He flipped a switch, erasing her message. It wouldn't do to spoil all the male bonding that was going on. Something about Beka's appearance niggled at the back of his mind. He undeleted and looked at the message again. Beka had a large love bite on her neck.
It looked as if a little female bonding had also been going on. He deleted the message once more this time erasing all trace of it. He carried on with his search of the Maru. Finally he found what he was looking for. He knew he'd left a can of Sparky on board. It was under his pillow. Dylan would never have looked there.
He popped the can and swigged the sweet fizzy liquid. All was good with Harper. Tyr was calling him. Harper put down the can and exited the ship.
Dylan and Tyr were standing waiting for him. Both were naked, both were hard. It was obviously time for a little more action. Harper ran for the stream. "First one in the water gets to be on top," he shouted happily.